What have we learned from Kamen Rider?

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What have your learned when it comes to world of Kamen Rider?

I'll start off

1 - If you meet a nice girl who instantly falls in love with you, she is either:

A: a monster who wants to kill you
or
B: Someone who is going to get killed by a monster

2 - There is no such thing as "talking"
If you have a conflict with someone, you fight them to the death no matter how questionable the accusations against them are.

3 - Your best friend might turn out to be a psychopath who wants to kill you.

4 - If you hang out at a restaurant or a coffee shop, you can be sure that everyone you know, including your enemies, will visit that exact same place.

5 - If you get thrown away by an enemy, no matter where you are, you will end up in a warehouse

6 - Every door and passage leads to a stadium

7 - Middle aged men in suits are often evil masterminds
 
8 - If you're in a photostudio, it has unlimited backdrops.

((I suck at these. that's the only one I could think of. XD ))
 
- Explosions hurt, even though they explode around you.

- When you are in danger, transforming happens faster than normal

- Guns are useless

- Prepare to get punched in the face when a conversation gets awkward

- There's always a fight at the end of the day

- Anorexic pretty boys are usually a superhero.

- Your hair stays perfectly styled even if you've been wearing a motorcycle helment or been in a really intense fight.
 
- Explosions hurt, even though they explode around you.



- Guns are useless


- Your hair stays perfectly styled even if you've been wearing a motorcycle helment or been in a really intense fight.


#1 they do depending on how close they are!

#2 unless its a rider gun... unless you are not spazzy gun from :D:laugh:

#3 LOL nice!
 
- You never think of using your final form until you finally get tired of being "slapped around", for a good ten minutes of less.

- You seem to be right around the corner in the most serious of moments before an epic battle, or just pop out of nowhere to announce you've come to kick ass and take names. (you keep forgetting the bloody bike!)

- No one else but a Rider can seem to fight anymore; all your comrades really are, are "Cheer Leaders". =3
 
- You never think of using your final form until you finally get tired of being "slapped around", for a good ten minutes of less.

- You seem to be right around the corner in the most serious of moments before an epic battle, or just pop out of nowhere to announce you've come to kick ass and take names. (you keep forgetting the bloody bike!)

- No one else but a Rider can seem to fight anymore; all your comrades really are, are "Cheer Leaders". =3

1) Unless you're Wataru, always wanting to show off his Shiny new form.

3) Unless you're Taki Kazuya, he will **** YOU UP!
 

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