Twilight: Old Moon - Remix "talkback"

^ Shougz nailed it right on.

Vampires playing baseball.

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Dude... I fucken had to.
 
Nobody's rubbing tokusatsu in everybody's face, everywhere they turn. This is all just venting and the frustration of just Twilight being everywhere. You turn on the television, there's the blank, expressionless Kristen Stewart. You turn to a magazine stand, there's Robert Pattinson making that same constipated look. Every other commercial's the crappy CGI dogs jumping around...

Blah. I unfortunately sat through the first movie. A friend of mine had a free rental, and made the mistake of thinking "Hey, won't this be good for a laugh?" The joke was on me. The whole movie played like a string of bad deleted scenes. You know what was more insulting than glowing in sunlight, the awful acting, the inept direction, the silly script? Vampires playing baseball.
Well of course it's gonna be in your face it got popular really fast there is nothing you can do but ignore it. You may hate but you can't deny success, and don't get me wrong I understand you don't like it, but no one wants to hear over and over again. Say you don't like something I'm fine with it, but start doing it over an over and it gets annoying to those who don't care about the series or are indifferent to it. That makes us want to hate you more than twilight, if anything all we want you to do is give it a rest.
 
I must write a novel in the same vein of Twilight and gain success. I must include a character wearing underground hip hop shirts so I also get street cred. Perfect plan.
 
Well of course it's gonna be in your face it got popular really fast there is nothing you can do but ignore it.

Okay, say there were some jerk who was constantly harassing you, and never stops despite how much you want him to go away. Do you just ignore him? Hell no, you take action! He's not gonna stop until you show resistance (if you need an example, Biff didn't relent until George McFly beat the crap out of him in Back to the Future). Either you go to the police or kick his ass.

This is our method of getting back at that jerk, and honestly, we're being pretty tame about it. We could be out there hunting down the production staff and fans (which doesn't really sound like that bad of an idea right now), but instead we just try and have a little fun with it. And besides, laughing's good for the soul.

new moon just raped TDK opening day record....$70+million open

Oh, hell...
 
Okay, say there were some jerk who was constantly harassing you, and never stops despite how much you want him to go away. Do you just ignore him? Hell no, you take action! He's not gonna stop until you show resistance (if you need an example, Biff didn't relent until George McFly beat the crap out of him in Back to the Future). Either you go to the police or kick his ass.

This is our method of getting back at that jerk, and honestly, we're being pretty tame about it. We could be out there hunting down the production staff and fans (which doesn't really sound like that bad of an idea right now), but instead we just try and have a little fun with it. And besides, laughing's good for the soul.



Oh, hell...
See the thing is it's not beating you up or anything, it's just a book/movie that's just really popular it's not the same at all.
 
See the thing is it's not beating you up or anything, it's just a book/movie that's just really popular it's not the same at all.

Who said we needed to get beaten up for this to be harassment? It's annoying, it won't leave us alone, and it's not gonna stop anytime soon. This is harassment of one of the worst kinds.
 

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