I had the best freakin' day today! I woke up at 12:30, after having slept in my own bed for the first time in a month, and spent the entire afternoon in my pajamas, eating chicken-flavored Ramen and watching Syfy's Children of the Corn marathon. Then, my family and I sat down in the living room and ate dinner while watching the Eagles game and the Fox Sunday lineup.
That's the thing, when I do that and go to sleep; I dream about some hot pornstar jerking me off. Then I wake up in the middle of the night; cumming my pants. Then, it's hard (no pun intended) for me to go back to sleep.