the time I met the Mothman.

Alright, me and my ex-girlfriend Lisa were out in West Virginia, ya know, seeing the sights and everything when suddenly this huge humanoid creature with big red eyes, wings and what looked to be horns on the top of its head swooped down. We started running away from it left and right but it just seemed to catch up with us no matter what. Finally it pinned us against a tree. I pushed Lisa behind me and I looked at the beast, my fist balled and thrusted into the air and I said "Damn you Mothman, Damn you!! What do you want from us!?"
And the Mothman looked down at me, with it's big red eyes, inhuman eyes, and said:
"I need about a three fifty."
I said "what?"
He said "three fifty. I need about a three fifty."
"No." I said. "I'm not giving any three fifty to you Mothman. You're a mothman, What can you go and buy!?"
"Aw man." he said angrily. "You nothing but a cheapskate!" and then he flew off.
that was the first time I met the Mothman.
 
And about that time is when I realized that this girl scout was an eight-story-tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era!
 

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