The HJU Dream Diary Thread

[Mr. Underachiever]

I saw this on another forum. This is basically a thread to talk about crazy dreams we've had.

I had to post this somewhere because I had the weirdest fucking dream last night.

I, my mom and dad, my sisters, my nieces and nephew, and my cousin were all at these people's house. The couple had two daughters, and a third girl (their friend I guess) who was staying with them (presumably for college, otherwise this dream has a horrible context to it). One of the daughters comes up to me and tells me that the friend wants to lose her virginity, and I guess I was attractive enough to take it from her. She's not an unattractive girl, just really the "all work and no play" type, so I agree.

Right when we're all getting ready to leave these people's house, she comes up to me and asks me if I wanted to go to her room and watch a movie. At first I agree, but then I realize that seems REALLY suspicious, so I say I can't. My cousin's like :nono: at me, and she goes back to her room.

Here's where it gets weird.

Next thing we hear is some super loud moaning coming from the back of the house. She walks out in front of us with a t-shirt and her panties on, and she's playing with herself. In front of everybody. We're all like :O_O:, but my perverted ass dad is like :drool::thumbs::bueno_bub.

Then out of nowhere, the bitch starts singing. She's not a terrible singer, but it's just random as ****. And when she's done, everybody starts clapping for her. And it wasn't done in an awkward way, like the girl realized she what she was doing and tried to play it off like she was singing, and we just started clapping because we didn't her to feel to ashamed of herself. No, she LEGITIMATELY started singing, and everyone was LEGITIMATELY clapping for her. Like we all forgot that this bitch was masturbating in front of two PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN (my niece and nephew) because she had a decent singing voice.

Next thing I remember was my cousin telling me I fucked up by not sleeping with her, and it being 1:00 and them inviting us to stay the night. They had a lot of guest rooms and stuff, so there was a lot of space for us.

Then I woke up like :sly::eyebrow:. This was seriously the weirdest dream I have ever had. What does this even mean? :confused2

 

[Hidden Masta]

How was she playing with herself and had her pants on at the same time?

You can't get laid even in your dreams huh?

 

[Savior Den-o]

I had to post this somewhere because I had the weirdest fucking dream last night.

I, my mom and dad, my sisters, my nieces and nephew, and my cousin were all at these people's house. The couple had two daughters, and a third girl (their friend I guess) who was staying with them (presumably for college, otherwise this dream has a horrible context to it). One of the daughters comes up to me and tells me that the friend wants to lose her virginity, and I guess I was attractive enough to take it from her. She's not an unattractive girl, just really the "all work and no play" type, so I agree.

Right when we're all getting ready to leave these people's house, she comes up to me and asks me if I wanted to go to her room and watch a movie. At first I agree, but then I realize that seems REALLY suspicious, so I say I can't. My cousin's like :nono: at me, and she goes back to her room.

Here's where it gets weird.

Next thing we hear is some super loud moaning coming from the back of the house. She walks out in front of us with a t-shirt and her panties on, and she's playing with herself. In front of everybody. We're all like :O_O:, but my perverted ass dad is like :drool::thumbs::bueno_bub.

Then out of nowhere, the bitch starts singing. She's not a terrible singer, but it's just random as ****. And when she's done, everybody starts clapping for her. And it wasn't done in an awkward way, like the girl realized she what she was doing and tried to play it off like she was singing, and we just started clapping because we didn't her to feel to ashamed of herself. No, she LEGITIMATELY started singing, and everyone was LEGITIMATELY clapping for her. Like we all forgot that this bitch was masturbating in front of two PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN (my niece and nephew) because she had a decent singing voice.

Next thing I remember was my cousin telling me I fucked up by not sleeping with her, and it being 1:00 and them inviting us to stay the night. They had a lot of guest rooms and stuff, so there was a lot of space for us.

Then I woke up like :sly::eyebrow:. This was seriously the weirdest dream I have ever had. What does this even mean? :confused2

Ok one : WTF
Two: its tellin u always go for it no matter whats is going on.........its mean get laid already
three:WTF

 

[Kalle]

How was she playing with herself and had her pants on at the same time?

You can't get laid even in your dreams huh?

she probably had her hand in her panties man.

... anyway, I can't really remember the exact details of my most recent dream, but I do remember I was holed up in a supermarket with a few other people late at night, and I was raiding the ice cream section with a flashlight trying to get something to eat. But there were just some flavors that I don't think even exist in real life, like Ben & Jerry's making green tea ice cream ( or maybe they have? they make so many as it is, lol. )

Then there was the time I dreamt I was in the body of a Japanese teenage boy trying to run away from a crazed yandere girl with scissors through an abandoned old high school at night ... yeah.

 

[Kaji Motomiya]

she probably had her hand in her panties man.

Which I think is hot. lol

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I talked to B Samurai about this, but this is for Minecraft players. It was pretty weird.

[1/21/2011 1:57:09 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: i had a weird Minecraft-based dream last night
[1/21/2011 2:00:49 PM] B: lol
[1/21/2011 2:00:52 PM] B: I gotta hear this.
[1/21/2011 2:01:11 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: So I log in after a long time on (insert server runner)'s server, right?
[1/21/2011 2:01:20 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: And I'm in the cave I built under my house
[1/21/2011 2:01:42 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: but for some reason, i hear zombies and skeletons up on top
[1/21/2011 2:01:59 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: so i make my way to the hidden room under the floor of my house and break out
[1/21/2011 2:02:59 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: and all these fucking zombies and skeletons and spiders and different kinds of mobs are in the house!
[1/21/2011 2:03:27 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: so they're attkacing and raping me of some sort, and I run to my other room that leads to my underground tree. and i made sure to shut the door
[1/21/2011 2:03:52 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: but as i climb down the ladder, i hear a "c-clack" and the mobs go into the room. They OPENED the fucking door!
[1/21/2011 2:04:38 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: So I seal off the hole before the get me and wander down the hole into the small cave to my underground tree. And just as I get to the end, I hear this LOUD explosion, and I see all these mobs falling down the hole and chasing me
[1/21/2011 2:05:11 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: So I get to the door to the tree as quickly as I could, break it down, and seal it off to buy me some time
[1/21/2011 2:05:23 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: seriously, they were working together with the CREEPERS
[1/21/2011 2:06:07 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: So I looked into my mob-display cave, and it was empty, but at the very end was a hole leading to the viewing cave to the left of it. I hear a c-clack, and the mobs go through the door and set **** on fire
[1/21/2011 2:06:11 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: they killed my tree
[1/21/2011 2:06:38 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: so i tried to go through my water exit to the surface, but for some reason, it was lava instead
[1/21/2011 2:06:52 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: so i risked it and swam UP the lava while burning and 'ow ow ow"ing.
[1/21/2011 2:07:36 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: by the time i get up, all the snow was dirt, like the hell sand or something, the sky was red, the clouds were black,the water was lava, yours, jon's, ken's, and my houses were on fire
[1/21/2011 2:07:45 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: trees were on fire
[1/21/2011 2:08:02 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: and (insert server admin) was there, just looking out to the sea of lava. i typed, "Dude, wtf happened?!"
[1/21/2011 2:08:10 PM] B: XDDD
[1/21/2011 2:08:25 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: And he replies, "It's the end of the world, so I recreated it on this server. I call it the End of Minecraft."
[1/21/2011 2:08:53 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: And then there's this loud explosion at the front of my house, and outside my door, I hear the moans of Zombies and clatters of skeletons
[1/21/2011 2:09:34 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: and then he types, "Yeah, I had fun programming the mobs to open doors, but they REALLY can't open doors. So...we're stuck in our rooms for all etenity."
[1/21/2011 2:09:54 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: And my phone's "ROOOOLLLIIIIIING STAAAAAAAAART" alarm clock went off and i woke up...
[1/21/2011 2:10:05 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: you sent me a funny e-mail, though
[1/21/2011 2:10:21 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: like, "Going down swinging like a samurai"
[1/21/2011 2:10:55 PM] B: XD
[1/21/2011 2:10:57 PM] B: That is awesome man.
[1/21/2011 2:11:08 PM] Jamie - 神也 (Kamiya) - Kaji Motomiya: yeah...weird dream

 

[Savior Den-o]

I havent had a dream for a long time so here my last dreams I had in a night :

My First Dream of the night:
I was up at my roof lookin for something ( cant remember what) and then I slipped on something and fell. As I fell the ground started to open and I fell in a pit of never ending darkness.then some how a line of light burst though the darkness and took me away from it. But some how I went to the future and saw that despair took over everyone. and the last thing I remember was me gettin shot by my future self.

I woke up thinkin to my self:
I have been watchin too much SciFi Movies :redface2:

and fell back to sleep havin my second dream :
...I dreamt I was in the Rider War but, I killed Decade and some how OOO and W came out of no where and tried to kill me but failed and some how the DecaDriver came to me and I henshin to decade and Rider War Happen again but with kaijins with the Riders fightin ME

So yeh, I have been watchin to much movies/shows :redface2:

 

[Jacky392000]

this was like almost 4 years ago? God knows why I still remember it, but I once dreamt that I got my brain switched with someone who wasn't even mentioned in the dream at all. when I say "switched", I don't mean by a machine with some weird helmet attached to my head, but it was like actual BRAIN SURGERY, where my head was actually drilled open.

 

[Ryuutaros]

I became a Gundam.

 

[B Samurai]

Alright, so last night, I had this really odd dream that I was going to London to do an episode of a show that I had just been cast in. My co stars, this girl, and this guy who I was friends with in high school was there. But I hate him now, so upon leaving the plane and entering the hotel room, we get in a fight, and I overtake him, pushing him down and yelling at him not to **** things up. Well, next, I decided to schedule a meet up with my tea drinking buddy Sharky, so we could hang out. However, I got caught up in things, like I became the Doctor from Doctor Who, and saved a girl who wanted to become an alien, and all other kinds of hijinks. It was pretty damn odd.

 

[Hidden Masta]

she probably had her hand in her panties man.

Then there was the time I dreamt I was in the body of a Japanese teenage boy trying to run away from a crazed yandere girl with scissors through an abandoned old high school at night ... yeah.

That's just difficult. If you're going to pleasure yourself in front of people you might as well drop trou.

Where you a fiery Japanese teenage boy that protects his friends and uses his fist and burning soul to solve problems or a calm Japanese teenage boy who thinks things through and never moves without a strategy?


I had a dream when I was about 5-6 and I still remember it pretty clearly.