Now that I actually have something to contribute...PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE LONGEST EVER SPAM OF HOPPER LOVE. Caution: May or may not contain commentary. Commentary may or may not be humerous. Much squeeing abounds.
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We start with Kage coveting a silly little broken owl charm. Kage likes to think he was a) smart as an owl b) a good luck charm and c) is now broken.
Kage: Oh ****, if he catches me playing alone, I'm going to get it!
Yagu: *sultry low purr* Aibou...
Yagu: Do you really think you can trick me?
Kage: Umm..no. Of course not...Aniki.
Yagu: ...
Yagu: *smirks* Oh Aniki...
Yagu: You know...you weren't that smart. You weren't that lucky. But you're definately broken....and you're definately mine.
Kage: ... :disappoin
Later, Kage ponders over the charm. He isn't that smart? Why would Aniki say something so mean?
Kage: If only I could be so easily glued back together...
After a rather anticlimatic fight with a worm, Kage realizes his charm has been broken again.
Kage desperately, foolishly tries to reclaim it.
Yagu: Ah ah ah...
Kage: Aniki!
Yagu: You're not a little boy anymore...stop playing with little toys.
Kage: *sulks* But...you told me I was stupid.
Yagu: Aibou! What I am saying is..you are foolish. And I like you just the way you are.
Yagu: I don't come back from hell for just anybody...
Yagu: You don't need a silly charm when you have me...
Kage realizes just what Yagu's words mean.
And now Kage grows eager when he sees his Aniki
They fight together...
And eat together...
But Kage is still so easily lured by the glitter of the light.
Yagu: Aibou..
Yagu: You can be blinded by the light....in the darkness you'll see the truth. Believe in the words I say.
Kage feels compelled to follow Yagu back to the darkness.
Kage begins to believe every word of Yaguruma's, taking it all to heart, immersing himself in the darkness.
Until Reina...
Kage: I thought you said we belonged to darkness...together.
Kage feels the first stings of jealousy.
Yagu has been blinded.
Yagu even fights for Reina.
Before realizing his Aibou has been watching all along.
Kage feels jealous rage overcome him
And all it takes is a single touch to convey it to Yaguruma.
In the end Yaguruma realizes he was wrong.
Kage of course, is there to take him back.
Kage: Let me guide you, Aniki.
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The end.
