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The Henshin Jokes Thread (SPOILER!)
- Thread starter Sho-saka
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Wraithstrike
Resident Precureologist
SCENE: Two wannabe gangsters are checking a third's lowrider.
Ganger 1: Your Ride is pimp man.
Ganger 2: Yeah.
Ganger 3: Ain't None Pimper.
*The Batmobile pulls up alongside*
Batman: Did I hear someone say pimped ride?
Ganger 3: Damn it!
Ganger 2: The Batmobile? Now that's a pimped ride!
Batman nods appreciatively as the the gangers check out his ride. As he's about to show them the atomic batteries, a portal opens behind the batmobile. An Imagin in Gigandeath form emerges, being chased by the Denliner. The battle passes just a few inches to the left of the Batmobile as the weapons pop out of the Denliner and the Isurugi Car joins the fray.
The gangers chase after the Denliner.
Batman: Mental Note: Invest in a train.
Alternative:
A scientist with frizzly white hair, a pretty boy in blue and gold and Ryoutarou are at the train station. Each one stands up and we get a profile shot
Hikaru: Late again. Urara won't like this
Doc Brown: That's the last time I let Marty visit the pirate era.
Ryoutarou: Can't even reach them. Must be in a tunnel again.
The three of them eventually wind up playing Go! until the Time Train and Denliner appear.
Ryoutarou: Sorry Hikaru, guess you're still running late.
Ganger 1: Your Ride is pimp man.
Ganger 2: Yeah.
Ganger 3: Ain't None Pimper.
*The Batmobile pulls up alongside*
Batman: Did I hear someone say pimped ride?
Ganger 3: Damn it!
Ganger 2: The Batmobile? Now that's a pimped ride!
Batman nods appreciatively as the the gangers check out his ride. As he's about to show them the atomic batteries, a portal opens behind the batmobile. An Imagin in Gigandeath form emerges, being chased by the Denliner. The battle passes just a few inches to the left of the Batmobile as the weapons pop out of the Denliner and the Isurugi Car joins the fray.
The gangers chase after the Denliner.
Batman: Mental Note: Invest in a train.
Alternative:
A scientist with frizzly white hair, a pretty boy in blue and gold and Ryoutarou are at the train station. Each one stands up and we get a profile shot
Hikaru: Late again. Urara won't like this
Doc Brown: That's the last time I let Marty visit the pirate era.
Ryoutarou: Can't even reach them. Must be in a tunnel again.
The three of them eventually wind up playing Go! until the Time Train and Denliner appear.
Ryoutarou: Sorry Hikaru, guess you're still running late.
Sho-saka
Member
Wow, this is on dead water, isn't it? Oh well...
This is for any Okami/555 fan! Or not. And yeah, this is going to be one heck of a long joke!
[HIDE]Some Low-Paid Narrator: Some time ago in a village called Toky- *gets killed by Takuma/Centipede Orphendoch*
Takuma: Bah! That's no good! Let me do it! It was one day in a village called Clover (hey, wait. This is our HQ! *SLAP* Ow, you mean the defunct game developer! Sorry) that the villagers hated doing...every year, a beautiful maiden gets eaten by a horrible demon called Oonogichi (HUH?! Why would a short-lived Orphendoch gets a role? *SLAP!* Ok! Ok! I won't say it again!). And blah, blah, this maiden named Saeko (HUH?! Now even Kageyama-san is here?!) *Do you even want to get another slap you lowly Orphendoch?* Eeek! No thanks! Er, anyway where was I? Oh yeah, Saeko gets chosen as a sacrificial maiden, but her love named Teruo (Wait a minute, isn't he that brat...*SLAP!* OW!) came to replace her and went to the dreaded cave that Oonogichi lived. He fought well, but was running out of breath, when that wolf (who I won't say, because I ha- *SLAP!* OW! OK! I'll stop being sarcastic!) appeared out of nowhere and fought the demon. Blah, blah, wolf dying, so with last amount of strength he howled to the moon to give Teruo strength and defeated. And that wolf dies shortly afterward and they built shrine. A hundred years later, peace was there at last, until some idiot called Kyoji (HUH? That Smart Brain president's a...*SLAP!*) pulled off the seal that was supposed to trap Oonogichi forever had awakened and this is when the true story begins. Can I have my money now? I want to buy it from that poem book that I found on eBay?
And if you thought this strange crossover was going nowhere, it gets weirder as the Wolf God named Takumi...
Takumi/Wolf Orphendoch: WTF?! Why am I in my Orphendoch form?! And what's with this bug doing on my shoulder?!
Issun: *Getss pissed off* I'm not a bug, you emo-wolf! I'm the Wandering Artist Issun!
Yuji/Horse Orphendoch: As if being an Orphendoch stuck with Issun is bad enough, I'm some God of Wind with some shield behind my back.
Kaido/Snale Orphendoch: Does anyone know how to open this cork? I don't want to be stuck in a freakin' snake wine bottle filled with water!
Yuji/H.O.: Wait a minute, Kaido-san, how can you talk when you're in the bottle of water?
Kaido/S.O.: Don't even ask about that! I'll find Clover Studio and burn this...huh? It's been disbanded? Shi-
Kitazaki/Dragon Orpendoch: Huh? Why am I here? Why am I holdinig some orbs and what's with scroll behind my back?
Yoshio Kobayashi/Rabbit Orphendoch: I'm an Orphendoch-of-the-Week kaijin and yet, I get the role of being the God of Cresent working with some mochi in the moon? HELP! I'm confused!
Yagurama: *Appearing for absolutely no reason at all* Don't worry aibo. You can join with me in the darkness!
Yoshio/R.O.: Uh, maybe being a God of Cresent isn't such a bad thing after all.
Aoki/Ox Orphendoch: What? I'm some blizzard god now?!
For God's sake! Play your part or else face the Wrath of Amaterasu's Brush Power!
Everyone, including Issun: Yes, Sho-saka!
And if you don't understand what the Orphendoch are saying, then play Okami and/or go to Wikipedia for more info. And Kobayashi...get working on the mochi! I want to taste those after I finish Yuka's costume!
Yoshio/R.O.: Uh, hai!
Yuka: T_T Why do I have to be that Wood Sprite? Can't I be the Goddess of Inferno or something?
No. You're a Crane Orphendoch. Cranes are not part of the Chinese Zodiac.
Yuka: Aaaw! T_T[/HIDE]
This is for any Okami/555 fan! Or not. And yeah, this is going to be one heck of a long joke!
OTakumi, Part 1: The Oonogichi Arc (don't ask about the title)
[HIDE]Some Low-Paid Narrator: Some time ago in a village called Toky- *gets killed by Takuma/Centipede Orphendoch*
Takuma: Bah! That's no good! Let me do it! It was one day in a village called Clover (hey, wait. This is our HQ! *SLAP* Ow, you mean the defunct game developer! Sorry) that the villagers hated doing...every year, a beautiful maiden gets eaten by a horrible demon called Oonogichi (HUH?! Why would a short-lived Orphendoch gets a role? *SLAP!* Ok! Ok! I won't say it again!). And blah, blah, this maiden named Saeko (HUH?! Now even Kageyama-san is here?!) *Do you even want to get another slap you lowly Orphendoch?* Eeek! No thanks! Er, anyway where was I? Oh yeah, Saeko gets chosen as a sacrificial maiden, but her love named Teruo (Wait a minute, isn't he that brat...*SLAP!* OW!) came to replace her and went to the dreaded cave that Oonogichi lived. He fought well, but was running out of breath, when that wolf (who I won't say, because I ha- *SLAP!* OW! OK! I'll stop being sarcastic!) appeared out of nowhere and fought the demon. Blah, blah, wolf dying, so with last amount of strength he howled to the moon to give Teruo strength and defeated. And that wolf dies shortly afterward and they built shrine. A hundred years later, peace was there at last, until some idiot called Kyoji (HUH? That Smart Brain president's a...*SLAP!*) pulled off the seal that was supposed to trap Oonogichi forever had awakened and this is when the true story begins. Can I have my money now? I want to buy it from that poem book that I found on eBay?
And if you thought this strange crossover was going nowhere, it gets weirder as the Wolf God named Takumi...
Takumi/Wolf Orphendoch: WTF?! Why am I in my Orphendoch form?! And what's with this bug doing on my shoulder?!
Issun: *Getss pissed off* I'm not a bug, you emo-wolf! I'm the Wandering Artist Issun!
Yuji/Horse Orphendoch: As if being an Orphendoch stuck with Issun is bad enough, I'm some God of Wind with some shield behind my back.
Kaido/Snale Orphendoch: Does anyone know how to open this cork? I don't want to be stuck in a freakin' snake wine bottle filled with water!
Yuji/H.O.: Wait a minute, Kaido-san, how can you talk when you're in the bottle of water?
Kaido/S.O.: Don't even ask about that! I'll find Clover Studio and burn this...huh? It's been disbanded? Shi-
Kitazaki/Dragon Orpendoch: Huh? Why am I here? Why am I holdinig some orbs and what's with scroll behind my back?
Yoshio Kobayashi/Rabbit Orphendoch: I'm an Orphendoch-of-the-Week kaijin and yet, I get the role of being the God of Cresent working with some mochi in the moon? HELP! I'm confused!
Yagurama: *Appearing for absolutely no reason at all* Don't worry aibo. You can join with me in the darkness!
Yoshio/R.O.: Uh, maybe being a God of Cresent isn't such a bad thing after all.
Aoki/Ox Orphendoch: What? I'm some blizzard god now?!
For God's sake! Play your part or else face the Wrath of Amaterasu's Brush Power!
Everyone, including Issun: Yes, Sho-saka!
And if you don't understand what the Orphendoch are saying, then play Okami and/or go to Wikipedia for more info. And Kobayashi...get working on the mochi! I want to taste those after I finish Yuka's costume!
Yoshio/R.O.: Uh, hai!
Yuka: T_T Why do I have to be that Wood Sprite? Can't I be the Goddess of Inferno or something?
No. You're a Crane Orphendoch. Cranes are not part of the Chinese Zodiac.
Yuka: Aaaw! T_T[/HIDE]
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