The Duke Nukem Forever Team Are Dicks!

their developers can Kiss my ass, really.

I mean for people who owned Balls Of Steel edition, they destroyed it into pieces with a sledgehammer including the game disc due to how bad their game is. I mean god, what a complete waste of waiting of 15 friggin years, really. I feel like i'm gonna shoot myself & freaking out just like what Christian Bale did in his Terminator Salvation set.


He got himself fired later then after you've posted some rant on your twitter page. I guess 3D realms is just screwed when it comes to video games who aren't Max Payne, Prey or Alan Wake - no wait just Alan Wake. Way to go assholes.

Is Duke worth playing? I have a feeling that it's just another adapted for consoles shooter with big name.

No, not really. I mean now it's Never bet on duke it's all over the message board. If you Xcuse me, I need to clear my head.
 
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I liked Duke Nukem Forever.

It's got all the mindless fun you remember about Duke, the gameplay is more modern and the graphics look nice. Sure the animations are a bit crappy, but it's an 80s action movie parody B-Movie of a videogame anyway.

I feel like it's level design is being overlooked too. I think it has the best level design in an FPS since Half Life 2 and nobody even mentions it.
 
Or more like Doom 3 meets Prey (2006).

It's nothing like either. Doom 3 was too dark (no torchlight) and Prey just sucked. The game seriously plays like Half Life 2 combined with Halo: Combat Evolved or Modern Warfare 2. I quite like it.

Have you played it? It doesn't seem like it.
 
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Have you played it? It doesn't seem like it.

Yeah, I currently played that game right now on my PC instead of 360 (I owned both of them) & I'm halfway through there in 'Mighty foot' level.

I still love Duke Nukem (Duke3D, Time To Kill & Land Of the Babes on my old PS1) till now but because of negative feedbacks, I feel like i'm gonna say 'I've got balls of fail!' & grabbed a sledgehammer & smashed it into pieces as I said earlier (especially someone who owned Balls of steel edition).
 
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I downloaded the demo, and kept an open mind. I was even kind of excited from all the "throwback shooter" stuff I'd been hearing. Then I played it. When I saw how TERRIBLE the aiming was in the first firefight I got into, I deleted the damn thing.
 
It's nothing like either. Doom 3 was too dark (no torchlight) and Prey just sucked. The game seriously plays like Half Life 2 combined with Halo: Combat Evolved or Modern Warfare 2. I quite like it.

Have you played it? It doesn't seem like it.

Wait wait wait... Did you just say the pile of this that is this duke game.... Is like Halo or Half Life 2?:redface2::sly:
 
Well it is like halo

In all the bad ways. The only being able to hold 2 guns, the recharging health. The BORING AS HELL level design.
 

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