The Duke Nukem Forever Team Are Dicks!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIbXNNz-JME&feature=feedu_more"]YouTube - ‪Duke Nukem Forever - Halo Reference‬‏[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q86vWgaLuwE&feature=feedu_more"]YouTube - ‪Duke Nukem Forever : 5 hours in, detailed thoughts‬‏[/ame]
 
It's over for me. my 15 years of waiting for Duke Nukem game has been shattered due to their negative reviews. Now I'm hopeless & despair.

This could become this below:

'The Worst game of 2011'

'The Most disappointing game of the Decade' (Lair PS3)

'The Most commercial failure of the video game industry' (John Romero's Daikatana)

What's gonna happen NEXT? Will it another BAD things happening again sometimes? God, my life is over. >:(
 
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Despite the reviews I did get it. (only paid 20 bucks thanks to some giftcards I forgot I had.) and....actually?

I'm...not completely crushed. It doesn't have some deep, engaging plot or complex story, but probably ten minutes or so in and I've got a giant bloody canon and I'm shooting directly at the alien mothership while blowing up drop ships with impunity. Chugging beer, one-liners, all that supposedly juvenile stuff the reviewers are decrying...

yeah....THAT'S what we really signed up for when we backed Duke. If anyone is disappointed, it's noone's fault but their own if they've forgotten that. No amount of blaming Gearbox, 3D Realms, or anyone else will erase the fact that they expect too much of Duke.

yeah, I'll admit the graphics might be subpar, but...I find myself not caring. two-weapon limit? pfft. Don't really give a damn right now. No Mighty Foot? Still don't really care.

my advice to anyone who is disappointed by the reviews:

Hit up Gamefly or your local rental store. RENT IT. If you really don't like it, you won't be out all that much. But by and large I think people have forgotten what Duke was and still is. They expect more from something that was never much more than mindless fun in the first place.

personally, I'm not unhappy spending 20 bucks on this game. (with a 10 buck pre-order on Mass Effect 3 to neutralize my gaming karma.) Try it before you believe the reviews.
 
Problem is, they made it half old school Duke and half new school shooter... They don't mix together... And I don't for reviews I usually watch gameplays and such. Like the WTF vid I linked above. It shows first impressions.

What good is a game if it's only the last few hours of say 10 hours gameplay.

Bulletstorm was how I expected Duke Nuken to be, well just a bit more Dukeish than that but still. You actually had a "Mighty Boot" in that.
 
People said 'You should rather listen to Christian Bale's RANT' instead due because of Negative reviews.

I'm really a big Duke Fan since I was 13 when I'd have Duke3d (Ex packs), 2 PS1 games like Time To Kill & Land Of the Babes.

Now it's over, guys.
It finally happened.

Talked about being despair & delusion because of this. To me this is like the end of the world. It's time to destroy a copy of this game (Including Ball of steel edition) then move on. :disappoin

Looks like PREY (2006) which it was developed in 1995 had won the war.
 
In a warped way, I almost respect the critics for having the balls to review this game the way they have.These days I wonder if most game reviewers,be they from the internet or in the magazines,aren`t bought and paid off by the publishers.But this has shown that maybe they can be impartial.......



















........sometimes,that is.

Now,I myself have not played this game yet,so I cannot say how good or bad I think it is.
 

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