Tentacle Grape: The Greatest Soda of All Time

[Kenori]

Okay I've never actually had it, and I don't know how it tastes, but
This is the most awesome idea ever!

Keith, you totally have to get these guys as affiliates.

 

[The 2nd Evil]

Hasn't it been out for over a year now?

I've yet to see it anywhere, though.

 

[Quark]

Mm, Tentacle Grape.

 

[Arkvoodle]

I'm waiting for the spinoff flavor, Bukkake Cream.

 

[RagnorokKing]

I'm waiting for the spinoff flavor, Bukkake Cream.

That makes me happy in my pants.
Is this real because I would buy that and drink it in front of everyone.
Everytime I take a chug, it would be an instant commercial.

"Hey, what's that?"
"Why, it's the newest sensation!"
"Really!"
"Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's tentacle grape. The beloved soda used by large phallus-looking tentacle monsters everywhere!"

 

[HenshinRenegade]

Is it wrong for me to admit that I first read the thread title as Tentacle Rape?

 

[Kivat]

Is this forreal?

 

[Nassuman]

Is it wrong for me to admit that I first read the thread title as Tentacle Rape?

No, it's just disturbing and hilarious. lol

 

[Kenori]

Yes, it is a real drink...

 

[Kivat]

Sounds good, but It also sounds like It'll give me erections.

Or is that supposed to happen?