Tentacle Grape: The Greatest Soda of All Time

Kenori

Member

• Oct 6, 2009

• #1

Okay I've never actually had it, and I don't know how it tastes, but
This is the most awesome idea ever!

Keith, you totally have to get these guys as affiliates.

 

The 2nd Evil

Member

• Oct 6, 2009

• #2

Hasn't it been out for over a year now?

I've yet to see it anywhere, though.

 

Quark

Bandito Shake Cometh

• Oct 6, 2009

• #3

Mm, Tentacle Grape.

 

Arkvoodle

Member

• Oct 6, 2009

• #4

I'm waiting for the spinoff flavor, Bukkake Cream.

 

RagnorokKing

Lurker

• Oct 6, 2009

• #5

Arkvoodle said:

I'm waiting for the spinoff flavor, Bukkake Cream.

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That makes me happy in my pants.
Is this real because I would buy that and drink it in front of everyone.
Everytime I take a chug, it would be an instant commercial.

"Hey, what's that?"
"Why, it's the newest sensation!"
"Really!"
"Yes ladies and gentlemen, it's tentacle grape. The beloved soda used by large phallus-looking tentacle monsters everywhere!"

 

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HenshinRenegade

Member

• Oct 6, 2009

• #6

Is it wrong for me to admit that I first read the thread title as Tentacle Rape?

 

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Kivat

Some kind of Beast mode

• Oct 6, 2009

• #7

Is this forreal?

 

Nassuman

Nassuman LIVES!

• Oct 6, 2009

• #8

HenshinRenegade said:

Is it wrong for me to admit that I first read the thread title as Tentacle Rape?

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No, it's just disturbing and hilarious. lol

 

Kenori

Member

• Oct 6, 2009

• #9

Yes, it is a real drink...

 

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Kivat

Some kind of Beast mode

• Oct 6, 2009

• #10

Sounds good, but It also sounds like It'll give me erections.

Or is that supposed to happen?