Super Robot Wars Y proves the franchise is on life support

[Captain Shark]

After a very long four year hiatus from new releases a new Super Robot Wars game got announced and damn is it pathetic.

Ladies and gentlemen we have the first game in the franchise: Not to include a Mazinger in any capacity, have a cast list in the single digits, have its originals be just copy pasted, and their only proper debut is Witch From Mercury. This means we can safely call this the first woke entry in the franchise right when woke media has been failing ever since covid. You can just smell the pronouns, eye bleed flags, and Reddit bodily fluids all over it. It's just sad. On the bright spot they got rid of Trigger Gridman and Rayearth and so far there's no sign of Netflix Ultraman or Iron Blooded Ovaries.

 

[Captain Shark]

Secondary SRW studio A,I ha officially filed for bankruptcy.

Nintendo-Based Super Robot Wars Games' Developer A,I Files for Bankruptcy

A,I developed Super Robot Wars games for GBA, DS, 3DS

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[Captain Shark]

Oh hey they had more in their cast then they let on... Garbage like Dynazenon AND the worst Godzilla entry in the whole franchise in a sad attempt to hide all the recycling in the cast.

Looks like the funeral is August 28th. Get woke go broke.

 

[Captain Shark]

Super Robot Woke Y just unloaded another half assed preview video from the butt cheeks, lets see what this has, shall we?

Mostly just some villains, looks like Combattler V is just doing its first half assuming it isn't just post plot with Great Garuda. If this wasn't such a shitfest I'd be applauding Barao from Raideen making his grand return since Scramble Commander 2nd. Godzilla looks very poorly animated and underwhelming (just like he was in Singular Point). DLC is just the old main mechs. The real ball kicker is the new rival mech, just encased in yellow energy and dive bombs. And then there's the new JAM Project song, I don't blame them for phoning this one in, they were probably threatened with DEI replacements from the last Dragon Age game or whoever Asmongold has been warning us about. Actually that's a great idea, make Asmongold the next Banpresto Original character, model his mecha off of Stephan Paddock so he can go around saving Earth from clones of Iron Joe led by a crossbreed between Mark Hamil and Bruce Willis and call it Super Robot Wars Iron Dome. Five bucks off if it's shipped to Ukraine with every order at Starbucks. I don't even know what I'm typing any more, I'm fully expecting Donald Trump to rename the Liberty Bell to Michael Jackson's left shoe. That way the brain pudding goes ice cream in the bank systems because Not Another Teen Movie looks at Google to proclaim sandwich rites in international waters and oooooh the room is spinning.

 

[Captain Shark]

The sales are in, Y is officially a dud, it couldn't even get 15,000 in sales. Oof!

I had half a mind to ramble about how the DLC included Kamen Rider W yet not Braiger's opening theme, but let's just sit back and smile knowing get woke go broke transcends national boundaries. Also top that off with a really poor enemy roster selection and it's safe to say Y was a disaster. My mouth is smiling on its own.