Stop Uwe Boll making films

[Tom Constantine]

German director Uwe Boll says he will quit making films if a petition demanding him to stop gets 1 million signatures.

Boll's work includes House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark and BloodRayne II: Deliverance, all of which rank in the bottom 100 of the Internet Movie Database website.

In an interview with FEARnet, the director admitted he knew about a petition, which currently has 18,000 signatures, requesting he stop making films.

"Yeah, I know [about the petition]. 18,000 is not enough to convince me," Boll said.

When asked about how many signatures would be needed, the director replied: "One million. Now we have a new goal."

GO GO GO

 

[OverdrivePrime]

Nothing short of the sweet embrace of death is gonna stop that toolbag from making movies. Once there's 1 million sigs, he's gonna demand 10 million. Once there's 10 million, he's going to want 100 million. Once there's 100 million, he's going to want a handjob from Jessica Alba. Once he's got that, he's gonna want to be pope. It just won't end.

 

[Tom Constantine]

Nothing short of the sweet embrace of death is gonna stop that toolbag from making movies. Once there's 1 million sigs, he's gonna demand 10 million. Once there's 10 million, he's going to want 100 million. Once there's 100 million, he's going to want a handjob from Jessica Alba. Once he's got that, he's gonna want to be pope. It just won't end.

We have to try...

 

[OverdrivePrime]

We have to try...

Oh yes! We do have to try... but much like the asteroid from Armageddon, nothing short of Bruce Willis can stop him.

 

[Skinwalker]

What if he stops making movies, and starts making games?

 

[OverdrivePrime]

That's why God, in His infinite wisdom, created sniper rifles.

 

[Undrave]

We should have him replaced by a Worm >.> then the Worm will quit movie making on his behalf MWUAHAHAHA!

 

[Milky Rose]

Oh yes! We do have to try... but much like the asteroid from Armageddon, nothing short of Bruce Willis can stop him.

I disagree. It'll take THIS man to stop anything, including Uwe Boll's directing career:

 

[FreedomR8G6B1]

Even with Chuck's accomplishments...it's still not enough.


PS: Kiss "Time Crisis" good-bye...:laugh:

 

[Undrave]

I disagree. It'll take THIS man to stop anything, including Uwe Boll's directing career:

Chuck is getting old...and doesn't care about us...

I say we ask Mark Musashi to kick the crap out of Uwe Boll whenever he thinks about making a movie. :buttrock:

Talk about negative conditioning :thumbs: :laugh: