Spike TV "Deadliest Warrior"

[FreedomR8G6B1]

After a one week hiatus...the Modern Pirates of Somalia vs. the Drug Cartel of Columbia...

...and why did they pit a grappling hook against the machete? Who knows.:sly:


...anyway...

YO HO YO HO...THE PIRATES ARE 2-0 (....compared to Rome...who went 0-2 against two types of "Indians")

*shakes head*


Up next...

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The Persian Immortals (who seem to be the running 300 joke as of late) vs. the Boston Celtics...I mean Celts.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kVcQ3zpxdk[/ame]

...its said that the Celts were deemed as strong as the Spartans, so who knows...the Persians might get 300-ed again.:laugh:
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[FreedomR8G6B1]

...hence, the Persian's bad rap is lifted as they beat the Celts. LMAO

Next up...it's Russia vs. US again...this time...the KGB takes on the CIA and I'm sure if the CIA loses, people are going to get loud and pissed off again.:laugh:

 

[Bolt]

KGB vs. CIA? What, is their challenge going to be a first-to-one-hundred-words code breaking competition or something?

This show's ridiculous.

 

[FreedomR8G6B1]

KGB vs. CIA? What, is their challenge going to be a first-to-one-hundred-words code breaking competition or something?

This show's ridiculous.

Well, they did bring out suitcase guns and bladed shoes, I'm sure the others will be something like a watch garrot or something.:laugh:

Ancient Warrior fights were a little more badass this season, while the Modern Warrior fights were just plain hilarious, though I have to admit the Somali Pirate/Columbian Cartel was pretty badass.

...and Jesse James best hand to hand weapon is the pistol whip. And the Burda Club is more ferocious than a Chariot Scythe, while a Scythian Axe cannot beat a Ballista:sly:

 

[FreedomR8G6B1]

The KGB Vs CIA match is just a make up for the results for the Green Beret Vs. Spetznaz last season.

Okay...the Americans won this fight. But still...an explosive cigar? That's more of a Marx Brothers/Three Stooges Comedy Gag Weapon. In all honesty, the Mac-10 saved the CIAs butt.:laugh:

Next up...the battle of two books...err...I mean warriors that led to books...something...ah whatever.

"Art of War" Vs "Dracula":sly:

 

[Lustful Butchery]

FreedomR8G6B1, why do you continue to watch this dreaded piece of ****? Trying to get a good laugh out of it?

 

[FreedomR8G6B1]

Trying to get a good laugh out of it?

Essentially, yes. It's no different from what History Channel did with dinosaurs and what Animal Planet did with predators. Watch...Discovery Channel will do it with vehicles.

 

[FreedomR8G6B1]

Native Americans go 2-0 as the Comanche beats the Mongol via knife...AGAIN!!!

Up next...season 2 finale as the Navy Seals go up against the Israeli Commandoes...will US Special Forces go 0-2?

 

[FreedomR8G6B1]

Season 3 is a go for Spring 2011. Programmer Max Geiger is gone and replaced by "Future Weapons" host Richard "Mack" Machowicz.


This dude...

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX-99a1JCc4[/ame]

 

[Bolt]

How the **** does this show keep getting new seasons?