Something weird about the hotel I'm staying at

HaiTien78

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Ok something is fishy at the hotel I'm staying at in LA.
Every single employee is either Chinese or Filipino, its creepy. Seriously I went through just about every part of the hotel, everyone in uniform was either Chinese or Filipino, I could tell by their accents and languages they were speaking
 
I wanna go to a hotel ran by Chinese people. I think it'd be cool. XD Stay up all night talking to the chinese woman at the front desk. :thumbs:
 
Okay, now is there a freaky looking dead chick crawling through the air vent in the ceiling? If so, leave immediately, but turn the TV on to some kind of televangelist if you can find one on. I recommend Ernest Angley if at all possible, since he seems to have an effect on even the most powerful and determined of the evil dead. Rex Humbard reruns aren't bad or, in a pinch, even James Hagee--especially when he's sweaty and out of breath (which is most of the time). Doing this will slow down the evil dead pursuing you--not so much because televangelists are particularly holy, but more because even the undead have to stop and say WTF? If you're lucky, the undead pursuing you will get freaked out and have a moment of existential crisis which causes it to lose its sense of purpose. It may end up deciding that it's all pretty much pointless and simply slouch on the end of the bed flipping channels, watching infomercials and wondering where it all went wrong.

In any case, good luck!! :thumbs:
 
Hope most of those Chinese & Filipino employees were female. maybe you can get their number :169: . But seriously though, it maybe a conspiracy to have Asians take control of a hotel.
 

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