SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

[CaptainB_Money]

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v267115xRaXTnKx?searchId=7489860228690924538&rank=18

this is what happends when thailand gets their hands on Kamen rider. lol.

 

[Faded.Memories]

O_O

1. Eggshit???? What?? Is that like...an insult in Thailand??
2. It's Kamen Rider FROM THE STREETS YO.
3. I totally saw that guy on the far left getting hit by a car more than once.

 

[KamenRiderRaseru]

:laugh:

 

[Igadevil]

This movie (which was made illegally, I might add) is terrible, it's pretty much akin to having your eyes stabbed with acid-filled screwdrivers.

The Taiwanese Rider movies, on the other hand, are great stuff. IIRC, they are Toei-sanctioned, which might have something to do with it.

 

[Tom Constantine]

I've heard that movie is undescribly bad.

 

[SaikoDragon]

well that was interesting

 

[Sho-saka]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

I'm sorry, but I found this one funny, because it's not that the movie is laughably bad, but the Chinese translators who are subbing the song are so inaccurate and poor (methinks they can't understand the Thai language at all, let alone the grammar) hilarious to look at! Clearly, they just rushed the translations when they're hearing the song for the first time and mistranslate the lyrics with words that I could laugh at.

'Ass ****'; 'Egg ****'. XD I'm going to remember them and laugh at the Chinese money-grabbing translators for the rest of my life.

 

[ryuuseipro]

This movie (which was made illegally, I might add) is terrible, it's pretty much akin to having your eyes stabbed with acid-filled screwdrivers.

I've heard that movie is undescribly bad.

And I've seen it!

If this movie is any indication, Sompote Saenguduenchai should not be allowed to make movies based on Japanese characters, EVER!!! He is the Uwe Boll of tokusatsu eiga, only worse.

Hanuman and the Five Riders is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Ever. This is a film I love to rip apart.

• There were absolutely no credits (aside from the badly tinted Chaiyo "logo").
• The costumes were so bad that you could see better costumes at a sci-fi. con. The original villains/monsters (including Bionic Disco-Man and the naked men with diapers and animal heads) were pretty cheap and unimaginative, King Dark looked hideous (and is alive instead of a Wizard of Oz-style robot like in the original Masked Rider X), and Riderman looked absolutely pitiful.
• The action choreography was unbelievably retarded (lacking the grace of the Ono Ken Yukai stuntmen; In fact, the majority of the first half is made up of footage from The Five Riders Vs. King Dark and makes the rest of the film look bad).
• The music (as always) was badly thrown around at random.
• The special miniature effects (during the climactic battle) were the only things the film had going for it, but even Teruyoshi Nakano could do better, which isn't saying much.
• There's also a bit of female nudity in a scene set in Buddhist hell, and it seems so out-of-place, and looks more at home in an exploitation film.
• Last but not least, the WTF ending (like I said, not even a "The End" title card!!!) would make the average Middle-Eastern terrorist proud. It's beyond taste.

This is one film I would absolutely allow Mystery Science Theater 3000 to lampoon, but I doubt that even Joel/Mike and the Bots could survive this film.

Rider fans can watch at their own risk, but I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Ladymercury]

I'd rather watch Shin than that.

 

[ryuuseipro]

I'd rather watch Shin than that.

:thumbs: