Mortal Kombat Movie Dream Cast

[Ragna "D" BloodEdge]

Yeah? So?

 

[Bolt]

So that's okay if you're producing a made-for-TV Mortal Kombat movie on the Lame-O Channel following Bloodfist 4 and preceding Bloodfist 6, but it seems like for a dream list, with all the talent available, you'd be able to come up with someone better than Mike Chat. I mean, unless every fight in the movie was between two dudes with kamas and sparkly glow in the dark nunchucks, you could've said Gary Daniels and made more sense.