Oh. My. God. When I saw Oops!... I Did It Again playing in the background, I legit choked on my drink. Like, are they serious? M3GAN free-falling in slow motion with a sugar glider-style parachute cape while Britney Spears is playing? That is PEAK CAMP. That is HIGH ART. That is cinema.
The fact that someone in the editing room sat down and said, “You know what would make this killer robot fight scene even better? Early 2000s pop perfection,” is sending me. And not just any song. Oops! A song about making the same bad choices over and over. M3GAN, girl, are you self-aware now? Are you leaning into the mess? Because if so, I respect it.
Also, let’s talk about the sugar glider parachute. This doll really said, “You thought I was falling to my death? No, sweetie, I’m gliding.” Imagine being Amelia, thinking you finally took M3GAN out, and then she just soars back down like a murderous Mary Poppins. No wonder drag queens love her. She understands theater.