Insult the person above you

[scikaiju]

You momma so old when God said let there be light she flipped the switch

 

[CPS]

You (any adjective will work here, seriously) bastard.

 

[OverdrivePrime]

Your momma's so stupid that when you were born, she threw the baby out and raised the afterbirth!

/ew. Sorry 'bout that one.

 

[CPS]

"Oh! Listen to me you antipaty in fleck and bumfluff! Every single day I take this from you! The hair is adorable, I don't deny that! The vigor is felt!" [turns and walks off]

 

[Lustful Butchery]

Your momma's is so dumb, she would let her own dog **** her in the nose.

 

[Aoiblue]

yo momm'a so stupid, when she was under a light post, she thought she was being upducted by aliens.

 

[scikaiju]

Your momma teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

 

[StriderXXX]

your mama is so fat, when she bends over, her @$$ looks like 2 pigs fighting over a doughnut...

 

[Mr. Underachiever]

You're so homophobic, you saw me giving some guy a blowjob through a gloryhole one time, then you called me the next day and told me you didn't want to be friends anymore. :disappoin

 

[shinkenblack]

Yo momma's so skinny, that when she went to the olympics she was used as a pole vault.