HJU's Gentleman's Competition II - Beginning 4/24

[Keith Justice]

I'm sorry to hear about your grandmother... mine is also in her final days.

But this idea of "keeping yourself busy...." I think I need to do that.

I think thanks to this competition I've finally been able to beat Rikku in Kindom Hearts in the fight where he reveals himself to be Ansem.

Maybe I'll get a lot more video gaming in... :anime:

 

[CHiLL]

That's how I've lasted this long, with the "keeping busy" technique. It works wonders.:laugh:

 

[Poweranimals]

I've got you guys all beat. I've never had an orgasm

Can guys even have orgasms?

and if I had to average it out, I'd say I probably masturbate once every 3 years.

I didn't know girls could do that.

 

[Judge Faiz]

I've got you guys all beat. I've never had an orgasm and if I had to average it out, I'd say I probably masturbate once every 3 years. ^_^

and believe me, guys have stepped up to the challenge... but I think I'm just defective ;P

I've already been denying my boyfriend sex for the past 2 weeks cause I haven't been having the greatest time. *grandma was sick and then died, and I've been busy with tons of other crap*

You'll be surprised how long you can go without sexual activity if you keep yourself busy with other things.

Also tack on another week cause I'll have my period this next week.

It's ironic, because last night on Seinfeld on TBS was the episode where George was denied sex by his gf, so he started using his brain for the first time and started getting really smart :laugh:

My grandmother recently passed as well, and I can understand being sad and not up for sex. But the old addage is true. To girls, sex is like a fire. The conditions have to be JUST right. To guys, sex is like firefighters. We're ready at a moments notice.

As for the lack of the big O. As I've learned, a lot of girls require...ummmm...how can I keep this PG-13 rated...ummmm 'stimulation downstairs' to reach the big O. Not just pounding away...and I heard recently from Dr.Drew (of loveline fame) that most girls can only put up w/ about 10 - 15mins before it just starts to hurt.

So guys...we DON'T have to 'go all night long'! :thumbs:

-RF

 

[Duelist Strife]

Can guys even have orgasms?

I didn't know girls could do that.

:sly:

As for the lack of the big O.

You can blame Adult Swim for that.

 

[Keith Justice]

Ehhh.... I can.... feel my resolve.... slowly evaporating away... :noesbueno

*absently begins to download porn*

Ennnggghhh... >__<

Must.... hold.. on..... I gotta get outta the house.

 

[Sage Shinigami]

Ehhh.... I can.... feel my resolve.... slowly evaporating away... :noesbueno

*absently begins to download porn*

Ennnggghhh... >__<

Must.... hold.. on..... I gotta get outta the house.

So....you'll be the next one to go? :laugh:

I've got you guys all beat. I've never had an orgasm and if I had to average it out, I'd say I probably masturbate once every 3 years. ^_^

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I'll not use a shock smiley because there's not one that can display that much shock.


Are you in the contest? I forgot to check the list. If you are...you know, everyone else could just quit now. :laugh:

 

[Genocider]

So far, I'm still good... new day, new challenges.

 

[Z-Unit]

So far, I'm still good... new day, new challenges.

He has balls of steel.

 

[CHiLL]

I'm starting to waver, I can hear that voice in the back of my head. No, I must stay strong...I atleast want to last a week.:redface2: