HJU's Gentleman's Competition II - Beginning 4/24

[Michael Joe Red Mask]

Are you guys ready for another competition? As the HJU's first ever Gentleman's Competition Champion, I challenge everybody out there in the fandom to see if anybody has the "balls" to outlast me this time.

If the new members do not know what I am talking about, just read this thread that Keith started almost a year ago...

Here are the rules to go with it...

The Rules:

::No masturbation i.e. no playing with your wang allowed - by yourself or by anyone else. If you're lucky enough to have it played with then you dont need to be in this competition. You cant also whack away and avoid ejaculation just to win. This includes but is not limited to sex & blowjobs.

::No ejaculation (this includes dreams of the wet variety)

::This is based on the honour system - if you have to lie to win a masturbation contest then you're a bigger loser than us

::No posting pics to psyche us out. I dont wont this thread to be locked but if you keep linking or posting pics then its totally going to lose the very little amount of integrity and honour this thread barely exists on. In fact, I encourage Dyna to jail anyone who posts pics in this thread

This competition begins on Monday so you guys will have the weekend to "prepare" yourselves.

Like Keith said before...

Play this (somewhat) mature and this could be funny. Flip out and get too crazy and the game gets chucked. If this bothers you at all, do what I do concerning TVN's board.... just don't read it.

Perhaps Kimiden could help us again with the tallying of the scores.:thumbs:

 

[Keith Justice]

Oh Jesus.... I don't know. I think I'd need a week of prayer and meditation before I could step up to this gorram beast again. >_O

I'd be willing to start sometime next week.

 

[Michael Joe Red Mask]

I'd be willing to start sometime next week.

Is Monday cool with ya boss?

 

[prussia]

only guys can do this contest?

 

[Michael Joe Red Mask]

only guys can do this contest?

Women could also participate. I believe MaraJade and Englishcookie joined us last year.

 

[prussia]

Women could also participate. I believe MaraJade and Englishcookie joined us last year.

Well then I win. I have no wang to whack.

 

[Keith Justice]

Girls can join, but I think it's easier for women. You guys are fwickin' sexual camels.

Monday........ hmmm.... *breaths*, how 'bout Thursday? :sweat:

 

[prussia]

Girls can join, but I think it's easier for women. You guys are fwickin' sexual camels.

I would lose first probably because I have some kind of sex everyday almost.

 

[Michael Joe Red Mask]

Monday........ hmmm.... *breaths*, how 'bout Thursday? :sweat:

Sure...either way, you'll lose again anyways.:laugh: :laugh:

 

[SecondTalon]

....

I'm out.


Yes, I realize it hasn't even started yet, but I already lose.