Guys, avoid these when trying to impress Japanese girls

[JFC]

HJU dudes, which ones are YOU guilty of? :anime:

http://lostinjapan.groth.hm/archives/2006/12/what-disillusions-japanese-women/

Japanese fashion website Kirei-Navi asked their readers (mainly female, for obvious reasons) what disillusions them about Japanese men, and the results were obvious to amusing:

1. Having an arrogant attitude towards the staff of a restaurant
2. Wants to split the bill exactly down to 10-yen level
3. Panics when seeing a spider or cockroach
4. Cleaning your teeth openly with a toothpick after eating
5. Having an office desk littered with toy figurines
6. Wearing a T-shirt with print on it which can be seen through the dress shirt
7. Being lousy at parking a car
8. Dresses well in a suit at the office, but regular clothing is terrible
9. Frantically plays cell phone games on the train
10.Wiping your face with the oshibori (wet towel) given at a restaurant
11.Cannot connect Audio/Video equipment; bad at using a computer
12.Having a wallet filled to the breadth with old receipts and useless cards
13.Fixing your hair using the subway train’s window as a mirror
14.Wearing white socks with a nice business suit
15.Using lots of pictures and icons in phone mails
16.Awful handwriting - makes for unreadble notes and whiteboard writing
17.Typing abnormally fast and loud on the keyboard
18.Collecting large amounts of discount coupons and point cards
19.Preference for “womenly” sweet drinks like Kahlua Milk

I admit guilt for 12, maybe 16 (I print much neater than I write cursive), and maybe 17 (I type fast, the "loud" thing is a matter of the keyboard itself and how tight the keys are, IMO).

 

[Bueno]

Number 19....

...Kahlua Milk/White Russians are "womenly"? Lebowski always has one in hand and he's cool as ****. It's my favorite drink. :redface2:

 

[JFC]

Number 19....

...Kahlua Milk/White Russians are "womenly"?

Apparently, to a lot of Japanese women...yes. :sweat:

Lebowski always has one in hand and he's cool as ****.

Ah, but how many Japanese girls know of the coolness that is the Lebowski?

 

[Black Ranger RX]

Hmm, weird..

1. Having an arrogant attitude towards the staff of a restaurant

Guess that's reasonable. It's not nice to be rude to the restaurant staff..

2. Wants to split the bill exactly down to 10-yen level

Is that like, I pay 10 Yen, she pays 10 Yen to pay for the 20 Yen meal? Guess it makes sense when what you're surposed to be doing is taking her for a treat.

3. Panics when seeing a spider or cockroach

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! ****!! A SPIDER!!!!! GET IT AWAY!!!! :laugh:

Just kidding. Maybe I'd trap it ia cup, put paper underneath it and throw it out. But what if she's scared of spiders too?

4. Cleaning your teeth openly with a toothpick after eating

So she doesn't mind if I have a bit of meat trapped in my teeth, or does she just want me to do it with my mouth closed?

5. Having an office desk littered with toy figurines

Well I have a cupboard full of old Power Rangers and other action figures, but only in my bedroom, not in an office desk.

6. Wearing a T-shirt with print on it which can be seen through the dress shirt

Does it depend what it says on it?

7. Being lousy at parking a car

Crap!! I don't drive a car.

8. Dresses well in a suit at the office, but regular clothing is terrible

Lemme guess, Japanese girls don't like boys who wear sweatshirt and tracksuit bottoms, right?

9. Frantically plays cell phone games on the train

What if train journeys are boring and you want to do do something during this boring train journey?

10.Wiping your face with the oshibori (wet towel) given at a restaurant

Haven't used one of these yet.

11.Cannot connect Audio/Video equipment; bad at using a computer

Good-ish at computer, good at using and installing SOME programs, good at basic HTML (but only basic, check my website), Audio and Video equipment, can connect a Dreamcast to the TV easily..

12.Having a wallet filled to the breadth with old receipts and useless cards

I wonder why men's wallets are so important to Japanese girls? :sly:

13.Fixing your hair using the subway train’s window as a mirror

I don't use the subway train much. Tram maybe..

14.Wearing white socks with a nice business suit

Wrong with white socks?

15.Using lots of pictures and icons in phone mails

Does it depend? Like, don't use too many unnessesary emoticons, like if you're happy about something use 1 smiley face..

16.Awful handwriting - makes for unreadble notes and whiteboard writing

My handwriting's okay..

17.Typing abnormally fast and loud on the keyboard

Hmmm, I have to admit I do type quite quckley and loudly on my keyboard.

18.Collecting large amounts of discount coupons and point cards

Don't do that much..

19.Preference for “womenly†sweet drinks like Kahlua Milk

Well the only drink I ever drink much is Cola, so...

 

[martin angelo]

Wow! JFC sure knows a lot about Japanese girls. Thanks for the finger lickin good info dude.

 

[BigMac1212]

I wonder if these appled to Japanese-American women...

 

[Undrave]

So doing the contrary of these will lend me a japanese woman?

:laugh:

 

[Igadevil]

I admit I am guilty of #5, #13, & #19, but that still didn't stop them. :laugh:

 

[icebolt]

With an avy like that, I'm not surprised.

 

[dmario]

uh most of these are common things that will get you labeld as ghei.

i mean by the time yo uare a certain age you shouldnt be doing ANY of this crap unless yer a sissy.