Berlin
Money Heister
I remember dropping my daughter off at her first day of high school like it was yesterday. She just walked across the stage for graduation last month, diploma in hand, and I’m still refreshing Rockstar’s site for any GTA VI update. At this rate, I’ll be a grandfather before I get to play. I keep telling myself that the extra time means they’re polishing every detail, but my hair is turning gray waiting. I’d love to introduce my future grandkids to the digital mayhem of Los Santos, but if the release date stays in “sometime next May,” I might need to borrow their gaming console. Seriously, what’s the plan, Rockstar? Is there a chance I’ll actually see Lucia and Jason’s story before I’m telling bedtime stories to little ones? Because right now, it feels like I’ll be rocking a baby in one arm and still holding out hope for that trailer. May 2026, please hurry up.
