God Answers Little Boy's Prayers...

[Keith Justice]

"NO!"

 

[SaikoDragon]

I got half way into it before realizing I was reading the Onion. Eeeh. Was like "the ****?"

 

[Ayumi]

lol god

 

[glcorps2002]

Wow, God can be cold!!!

 

[Milky Rose]

Somehow...I was able to guess that this was from the Onion....even before I started reading the article.

 

[Sentaifan'07 Xman]

Wow, God can be cold!!!

I know. I prayed to him two weeks ago about letting me pass the Mastery Essay for my Preparatory English, and I flunked it with a "2.0", but my total grade point average was close to a "C+" or a "B-". Now I have to retake the assessment test to get into English 1A. :disappoin

 

[Artic_Rival]

I think the kid will turn emo and slash his wrists, or goes all like "THERE IS NO GOD!"

 

[Z-Unit]

I think the kid will turn emo and slash his wrists, or goes all like "THERE IS NO GOD!"

:laugh:

 

[Undrave]

"God strongly suggested that Timmy consider praying to one of the other intercessionary agents of Divine power, like Jesus, Mary or maybe even a top saint," Timmy's personal physician, Dr. William Luttrell, said. "The Lord stressed to Timmy that it was a long shot, but He said he might have better luck with one of them."

Despite all the attention he has received, Timmy remains humble in the face of his newfound notoriety as the only human ever to have a prayer directly answered by God Himself.

"I know that God loves me, because it says so in the Bible," Timmy said. "So right now, I am just glad that God took the time to answer my prayer. If only I could walk, this would be the greatest day of my life."

:laugh: We have a cathedral around here known for its healing miracle. They expose the crutches and wheelchair of people who got cured after visiting.

God is nasty :laugh:

 

[DigDoug]

I love The Onion! :laugh: