Boy dies after masturbating... 42 times...

[Forever Knight]

All the more reasons why I "pet my trouser snake" 3 times a day.

I remember the days when it was 3 times a day now it's 3 times a week. My sex drive has gone down since dating Keith.

 

[Loghorn]

How do they KNOW it was 42 times? Was someone keeping score? :sly:

Also, how do you die from compulsive masturbation? Exhaustion, maybe? Dehydration?

Well, this is certainly the first time I've ever heard that. Death by masturbation? There can be so many theories to determine the actual cause of death.

Yeah, I find that hard to believe, too.

 

[musashi03]

I remember the days when it was 3 times a day now it's 3 times a week. My sex drive has gone down since dating Keith.

I guess Keith can take relationships to a higher level than just pure lust.

 

[Hidden Masta]

Rookie.