Yeah, he's been IMing me a lot lately, but the weird thing is that he's like nice to me. I don't have any of the conversations saved but the first one was sorta like this:
Michael B: Are you Bolt from HJU?
Bolt: Yeah, why?
Michael B: What's up?
Bolt: Eatin' a sammich.
Michael B: Cool, I like sandwiches
Bolt: Me too, that's why I'm eatin' one.
Michael B: Do you like Power Rangers?
Bolt: Not really
Michael B: Well to each his own*
Bolt: Yep.
Bolt: So what's up Braunensteinenator?
Michael B: Not much, doing some laundry
Bolt: Laundry is good.
Michael B: Yep
Bolt: I hate adding fabric softener though because you have to like time it just right.
Bolt: I'm usually eating or working out or something and forget and then I have rough, starchy clothes.
Bolt: And I'm very delicate.
Michael B: lol
Michael B: What's your favorite J-band?
Bolt: Probably Snail Ramp or doa.
Bolt: ...so why do you flame everybody?
Michael B: Cause it's fun
Bolt: Oh okay.
Bolt: ...are you gonna flame me?
Michael B: Nope
Bolt: Cool.
Michael B: So do you like panties?
Of course that wasn't exactly how it went but I remember it being close enough. He must hate everybody except me.
*I swear this was actually said.