Badass of the Week

[OverdrivePrime]

If you guys are still unfamiliar with the glories of the Amazing Ben's Badass of the Week website, I insist that you immediately rectify your deplorable situation.

Click this link. --> The Badass of the Week Website <-- Click this link.​

Each week, the life and exploits of a legendary badass are highlighted so that you can learn from their stellar example and attempt to improve yourself.

Additionally, you'll probably be amused by the fan mail.

However, please don't skip the Miscellaneous Articles, as these are excellent instruction on how to live more awesomely. Of particular use is the guide to being a wine connoisseur. You men out there may also find the Groom's Guide to Getting Married useful, as it is handy for all men, not just those who are in the pre-nuptial stage.

Enjoy, and think fondly of me the next time you're smashing someone's face in.

 

[KAGEKI]

Sounds fun, I'll definitely check it out.

 

[VengeanceGOD]

Groom's Guide to Getting Married

Holy ****, it's so f-ing true.

 

[Bolt]

If I'm not the winner every week then I'm going to have no choice but to assume that Ben isn't as amazing as he thinks.

 

[OverdrivePrime]

If I'm not the winner every week then I'm going to have no choice but to assume that Ben isn't as amazing as he thinks.

Ben is aware of your collection of frilly dresses. Also, even the indomitable Bolt can only hope to stand shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Simo Häyhä, the A-10 Warthog, Alexander the Great, Baba Deep Singh, Australia, or the Viking at Stamford Bridge.


Equal something like this, and I'll personally write the Amazing Ben and nominate you. :thumbs:

The full might of the Anglo-Saxon army charged the bridge, determined to extricate this colossal beast from his post through the sheer weight of their numbers, but the narrow walkway above the raging waters of the River Derwent was only wide enough for four men to stand abreast, and its guardian was unwavering in his resolve. The first rank of fighting men crashed full-speed into the Norseman like a school bus full of insolent teenagers being hurled face-first into a wall of unflinching spikes.

The war chants of ancient heroes sung in the fearless Viking's ears, as though an invisible primitive iPod were blasting the song "Freya" by The Sword at maximum volume as he wrought terrible havoc upon the apprehensive and overmatched Saxon footmen. His savage strikes felled even the bravest warriors in a single blow, cutting down mighty champions with the same effortless ease as Martha Stewart carving up slices of a warm pumpkin pie, while any attacks that penetrated his agile defenses failed to significantly wound him or even penetrate his battle-hardened hide. Swords shattered on impact with his chain mail, terrible blows rained upon his chest and arms failed to elicit even the slightest wince of pain, and this ferocious barbarian cut a swath of destruction in his wake, wading through these experienced, professional warriors like a Japanese movie monster plowing through a swimming pool full of strawberry Jell-O. Dismembered appendages and decapitated corpses littered the battlefield, the river itself ran red with the blood of fallen men, and the bridge soon appeared as though a schlocky Halloween prop store had just exploded upon it. His features were alive with the blood-lusted determination of a true Viking berserker, his clenched teeth were bared like the fangs of a rabid wolf, his Advanced Battle Rage boosting his STR and CON scores to inhuman levels... one man fearlessly battling five thousand, holding the bridge until death.

 

[BorgmanJayce]

I confess that this site totally rocks, especially the entries on Segata Sanshiro and General Zod! [In fact I was crying with laughter after reading the General Zod entry due to its general badassness!]

 

[Bolt]

Ben is aware of your collection of frilly dresses.

I only wear those on special occasions. :redface2:

Also, even the indomitable Bolt can only hope to stand shoulder to shoulder with the likes of Simo Häyhä, the A-10 Warthog, Alexander the Great, Baba Deep Singh, Australia, or the Viking at Stamford Bridge.

Uh... I put up with you people. I win.

 

[NAND NOR]

Uh... I put up with you people. I win.

:laugh: