Archived! - funny IM/chat quotes

[VengeanceGOD]

This is something we did at an old forum of mine...it's just a place to post funny conversations you've had with other members. I'll start:

Me: Well, in that case, you must face the challenge of death.
Bolt: Allright.
Bolt: I'm always ready for a deathmatch. Bring it on.
Me: No, the Challenge of Death is not a test of fighting skills, but a test of your ability to survive.
Bolt: Ok.
Bolt: What do I have to do?
Me: The first step will be:
Me: I strap you to a chair and force you to watch the entirety of Turbo, Wild Force and SPD back to back without breaks.
Bolt: Hm.
Me: And then Turbo again. For good measure.
Bolt: Ok.
Bolt: I think I can do that.
Bolt: What's next?
Me: Next will be me shooting you in the face because THERE IS NO STEP TWO.

 

[Keith Justice]

[21:52] Digimansion02: but Stack is calling you Bruce`s Yes man
[21:53] KeithCrichton: and you know what i have to say to that?
[21:53] Digimansion02: Screw them?
[21:53] KeithCrichton: who the **** is Stack?
[21:53] KeithCrichton:
[21:53] Digimansion02: lol!

 

[NinjaJack]

So I guess nobody here uses AIM

 

[Kouji Kabuto]

I have lots of insane quotes, but unfortunately my computer is in limbo right now

 

[dmario]

http://bash.org


site of the BEST QUOTES ever...

 

[Keith Justice]

Word. :thumbs:

 

[Skyknight]

HaydenWestPhoto: When Doggie's nose disappears, it actually gets inserted into Kat Ranger.
IronImpPRC: OH.
PrimoPiccolo: Much like Sky and Bridge's love affair.
IronImpPRC: SNAP.
Kalena is Here: Did Lisa upload anything yet? Sorry, Impy's "snap" just reminded me of her, haha.
PrimoPiccolo: Lisa is not colored for your amusement, woman!
navythunderrngr: LOL
Kalena is Here: ...didn't mean it like that...
IronImpPRC: Right. She's colored for her pleasure.
IronImpPRC: Ribbed, too.
PrimoPiccolo: Ewwwwwwwwww
Kalena is Here: Errr...
IronImpPRC: It's funny because condoms