When I first read the title of this thread I assumed you were looking for tips on picking up Hentai, but I totally agree with you GrnPsychoGarren. Honestly it'd be like going to a film festival and visiting a porn room :nono:
I, for one,am the only one of my friends how doesn't like Hentai at all (For the love of God its cartoons having gross psudeo rape/ tentacle sex and if you're not careful she might sprout a penis, F that) Whats said is I have way too many Hentai stories for someone who doesn't like it, so I'll share.
A few years ago my best friend made me watch a hentai with him cause he felt weird watching it alone. I'm pretty sure it was called twin angels and it was about two sisters chosen to stop a demon horde from having sex with human women... yeah. Needless to say I lost a great deal of respect for him after that.
I still have a Hentai my friend Rod let me borrow a few years ago. I didn't actually ask/want to borrow it, but he gave it to me anyway. I didn't even look at it for like six months after and I only watched it to get a good laugh with my brothers.
Then there was the anime a few loaned me that turned out to be hentai. Something about dickgirls getting head from the pope, the less said about that the better.
Then there was Acen 2005 where my girlfriend was the lone female invited to a hentai room full of creepy guys. She told me one of our friends was in there giving his full attention. I later found out it was a Yaoi room :nono: