Super Robot Wars Y proves the franchise is on life support

Captain Shark

Member of the Doomcock Army, w/o respect we reject
After a very long four year hiatus from new releases a new Super Robot Wars game got announced and damn is it pathetic.


Ladies and gentlemen we have the first game in the franchise: Not to include a Mazinger in any capacity, have a cast list in the single digits, have its originals be just copy pasted, and their only proper debut is Witch From Mercury. This means we can safely call this the first woke entry in the franchise right when woke media has been failing ever since covid. You can just smell the pronouns, eye bleed flags, and Reddit bodily fluids all over it. It's just sad. On the bright spot they got rid of Trigger Gridman and Rayearth and so far there's no sign of Netflix Ultraman or Iron Blooded Ovaries.
 
Oh hey they had more in their cast then they let on... Garbage like Dynazenon AND the worst Godzilla entry in the whole franchise in a sad attempt to hide all the recycling in the cast.


Looks like the funeral is August 28th. Get woke go broke.
 
Super Robot Woke Y just unloaded another half assed preview video from the butt cheeks, lets see what this has, shall we?


Mostly just some villains, looks like Combattler V is just doing its first half assuming it isn't just post plot with Great Garuda. If this wasn't such a shitfest I'd be applauding Barao from Raideen making his grand return since Scramble Commander 2nd. Godzilla looks very poorly animated and underwhelming (just like he was in Singular Point). DLC is just the old main mechs. The real ball kicker is the new rival mech, just encased in yellow energy and dive bombs. And then there's the new JAM Project song, I don't blame them for phoning this one in, they were probably threatened with DEI replacements from the last Dragon Age game or whoever Asmongold has been warning us about. Actually that's a great idea, make Asmongold the next Banpresto Original character, model his mecha off of Stephan Paddock so he can go around saving Earth from clones of Iron Joe led by a crossbreed between Mark Hamil and Bruce Willis and call it Super Robot Wars Iron Dome. Five bucks off if it's shipped to Ukraine with every order at Starbucks. I don't even know what I'm typing any more, I'm fully expecting Donald Trump to rename the Liberty Bell to Michael Jackson's left shoe. That way the brain pudding goes ice cream in the bank systems because Not Another Teen Movie looks at Google to proclaim sandwich rites in international waters and oooooh the room is spinning.
 
The sales are in, Y is officially a dud, it couldn't even get 15,000 in sales. Oof!

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I had half a mind to ramble about how the DLC included Kamen Rider W yet not Braiger's opening theme, but let's just sit back and smile knowing get woke go broke transcends national boundaries. Also top that off with a really poor enemy roster selection and it's safe to say Y was a disaster. My mouth is smiling on its own.
 
Banpresto must have pissed off investors royally because they have a third DLC just announced today and most of it is actually good.


FLC will have Cybuster and the V original upgrades while we got stuff for paid content. First we have Ideon and the Star Driver epilogue movie, both are fantastic so no issue there. Next is Hi Nu and Nightengale from Beltochika or whatever's children; Char's Counter Le Kek is overrated but good and I'm not familiar with the novel version, just rehashes from X. Cross Ange is back and looking like post plot, excellent series hampered by lousy music because Nana Mizuki can't sing her way out of a paper bag and my personal desire to see that entire civilization's denizens transported to the planet from Hell Target while Violence Jack and Geno Cyber laugh their asses off in the distance because I don't tolerate ethnic cleansing **** or cancel culture. After that we have the Eureka Seven Hi-Evolution movies! Specifically movie 3 given Eureka's look and the mechs being used. Big misconception, I've heard false rumors that Renton died in the second movie and previous entries were just dreams but... No, that never happened, in fact the version of Dewey from Pocketful of Rainbows was the main antagonist after dimension hoping while Renton was in limbo in the Nirvash (which somehow turned into a hybrid of Devil Gundam and the Matrix). Those movies were good, all three had awesome beginnings and endings, but the middle in all three were a chore to get through and the first two were stock footage city that disrupted the aspect ratios. Man, why didn't we get this in the main cast? Last one is... Xenoglossia... A very meh series that was overtly girly, sorta misandrist, had lackluster world building, and subpar cast and music. A damn shame because the action and mechs were cool, hell, Epithemeus was a rare example of mass production units being able to outclass the regular Prometheuses... And then it got mass produced near the end where a small island in the Indian Ocean somehow managed to manufacture MORE THREE DAMN HUNDRED OF THEM- Like, I actually made a topic of this on /m/ last year, I counted BY HAND a screencap in episode 24:


Xenoglossia is also the same subdepartment/substudio responsible for other girly trash like Mai Hime, Mai Otome, and The Girl That Leapt Through Space; also Cross Ange, but lets not pretend a lot of that was Mitsuo Fukada whipping everyone into shape... Which is a testament to how bad Valverave guy's influence can be if he was with Go Nagai and Fukada to make Grendizer U and that ended up being to one black mark of Nagai's entire anime discography. It gets personal for me because Mai Hime was the very first anime I watched and thought "wow, that really sucked!" and the only other bad series I watched before then was that boring talk loaded Battlestar Galactica remake on the Syfy channel in the aughties. What the frack were they thinking? I'd also count that BBC series Primeval which the Toho Kingdom forums used to masturbate to, but after one episode of that I went "hell naw". Man, I easily got on gvamp's nerves back then without trying, some folks just can't come to terms with the fact that 6/10 movies like Manos: The Hand of Fate are better than 5/10 movies like Schindler's List. Meanwhile, Toucan Sam was discovered helping Jeffery Epstein cleaning the Loch Ness Monster's pirated video tape collection that was uncovered by Shaq and Paul Rudd during an archaeology trip to Bangladesh in an attempt prove Goku lost in a fight with Cthulhu and tr39rifh93ru3io4h098ri32ujepowdjnqoiewbhr3oiewhhr4heifoehoifhior3efh3n4oedinurbifon;i

Owe, my brain and/or spleen, what the hell? Oh yeah, I was trying to rant and stumbled into other dimensions that still don't have the Raffelssia from Gundam F91 having a high grade. Such a constant in the multiverse. But yeah, instead of Xenoglossia there is plenty of other girly mecha they could have added like Strike The Blood, Escaflowne, Metallic Rouge, Pastel Memories, Regalia, The Price of Smiles, Strain, maybe Rumble Garandoll (even though that was nazi propaganda), Sakugan, Spy Classroom- Wait, that one isn't mecha. Point is what a bad choice. S O fucking S indeed. So many centuries, so many gods, we are the prisoners of our own fantasies (thanks, Morgray The Dark) and now we are marching against these gods, I'm the wizard that will change it all! For those that don't get that last sentence:

 
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The numbers are in, Y (also T and 30) killed Super Robot Wars with terminally low sales! Two charts were recently released, one showing sales up to 2018 and the other just last week. Bandai has only been appealing to international markets because Japan saw Magic Knight Rayfail and Outlaw Rocksteady and went "why the **** are these in my giant robot game?", Trigger infecting 30 with the Gridfail and Y with Dynafailon truly destroyed it all. Lets look, shall we?

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Let's add steam numbers to the stinkers, shall we?
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They went overseas because they knew it wouldn't sell. Point and laugh at the failure everyone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah and some combination attacks are in as DLC because the developers are trying (and hilariously failing) at damage control. Ask yourselves: Why are combo attacks DLC and not on the damn game disc at launch? HMMMMMMMMM. It's like Harvey Cthulhu from Doomcock's channel keeps saying: "The wages of woke is broke".
 
We have player count by country! China and English speakers are single handedly giving the woke filth garbage any cash (of course) with a bit of help from South Korea, however much longer that will last since America is switching what side of the border is being supported.

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Japan had enough sense to realize"SRW wtf happened to you? This is fail" and the rest of the world agrees: Get woke go broke. Globalization, everybody!
 

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