Now known as MythicFables
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Presenting something astounding:

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It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

Featuring: Captain Kirk, TJ Hooker, Denny Crane, Rescue 911 Shatner, Singer Shatner, Shakespearean Shatner, Twilight Zone Shatner, Cartoon Kirk, Esperanto Shatner, Priceline Shatner, SNL Shatner, and – of course – William Shatner!

No costumed con-goer will be spared in their wave of destruction, no redshirt will make it out alive, and not even the Klingons will be able to stand up to a deranged Captain Kirk with a lightsaber. But these Shatner-clones are about to learn a hard lesson…that the real William Shatner doesn’t take crap from anybody. Not even himself.

It’s Shatnertastic!

I nearly spat out my drink when I found out about this. I'm so owning a copy of this book. THe shatner shatner shatner tagline is fantastic.
 
CRETINS! ALL OF THEM!
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:laugh: OMG! OMG!!

Where can I find this?! :laugh:
 
now Nerd Emperor
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Shatner's log... stardate ______... it SEEMS... that I AM... being... ATTACKED!... by all the VARIOUS... characters... that I have played... throughout my... career. :laugh:
 
Whomp, whomp!
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I've never understood the Shatner obsession. Maybe I need to watch more of TOS or something.
 
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