America the Motion Picture, WTH is this?
America the Motion Picture is a film as historically accurate as the following:
Shakespeare in Love
10,000 BC
The Last Samurai
Before the first day of July, Watch writer Dave Callaham‘s take on American history. (After he smoked a whole joint.) This movie is directed by Matt Thompson who is known for directing Archer. After watching all Seasons of Archer, I can guarantee that you cannot watch this movie with kids. There will be violence, gore and profanity. This is just an adult escapism from seriousness of life. It will be coming to Netflix this July 30th.
George Washington(Channing Tatum) formed a team of diverse forefathers to free America. Gotta be Woke because he need to tick every boxes when it comes to diversity because why not? He also athleticism beyond human norms while he battles the British colonizers. King James have a French like accent for some unknown reason and The Pearl Harbor was bombed by Germans.
To make it Extra accurate, Thomas Edison(Olivia Munn) is now a woman of Asian descent. Benedict Arnold is a werewolf for some unknown reason. This gave me a theory that this is a spiritual sequel to Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Robocop and Magic Mike will also make an appearance. Big Ben turned into giant robot and attack the American soldiers. The British soldiers are also depicted to have bad teeth.
Here is the trailer:
Time to turn off my sarcasm more because this movie is not historically accurate at all. It is a parody and a satire created to make us laugh. Do not use this as a reference for your history homework. There will be mention and depictions of technology that doesn’t exist yet. This movie is more of a flick to watch during your 4th of July party. Knowing how the educational system failed us, I expect some people to believe this is historically accurate.