Keith Justice
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Wow..... I can't remember the last time I sat and watched MTV for more than 30 seconds, but I tripped over "Yo Momma" and it started out with a bunch of folk who were alright... kinda embarassing to watch.
Then this kid calling himself "Hair Jordan" stepped up and my GOD his insults were spun with Donnie Yen deadly accuracy timing and impact! Others would spin pre-packaged jokes and he'd catch 'em, break the joke and belt the person across the face with his own original spin.
Like a great fighter, any one with an enlightened eye could see this guys power level was strong, smart and well trained. Not professional, but you could tell he's been practicing to go pro and knows he has the talent.
I don't know if this show is normally this entertaining, because most everyone else on the show.... meh at best. One guy was all show and energy.
Hair Jordan was unstoppable.
I would not want to face his insults in a dark alley.
It was scary how he suckered people. He presents himself as a dirty, laid back, Napoleon Dynamite to draw in his pray. He knows the insults they'll go for and I swear he's got a killer rebuttle ready if they go for the obvious. The weak opponent so suckered by his deceptively weak image, the foe never had a chance to come up with something good and original. Only that which was before them and he was always ready to strike a killing, but personalized blow when they went for an all too obvious opening. The would get punished if they went for the obvious that he delightfully left open.
It was like watching a martial art fight.
Does this show always have someone so surprisingly good or did I just get lucky that episode?
Then this kid calling himself "Hair Jordan" stepped up and my GOD his insults were spun with Donnie Yen deadly accuracy timing and impact! Others would spin pre-packaged jokes and he'd catch 'em, break the joke and belt the person across the face with his own original spin.
Like a great fighter, any one with an enlightened eye could see this guys power level was strong, smart and well trained. Not professional, but you could tell he's been practicing to go pro and knows he has the talent.
I don't know if this show is normally this entertaining, because most everyone else on the show.... meh at best. One guy was all show and energy.
Hair Jordan was unstoppable.
I would not want to face his insults in a dark alley.
It was scary how he suckered people. He presents himself as a dirty, laid back, Napoleon Dynamite to draw in his pray. He knows the insults they'll go for and I swear he's got a killer rebuttle ready if they go for the obvious. The weak opponent so suckered by his deceptively weak image, the foe never had a chance to come up with something good and original. Only that which was before them and he was always ready to strike a killing, but personalized blow when they went for an all too obvious opening. The would get punished if they went for the obvious that he delightfully left open.
It was like watching a martial art fight.
Does this show always have someone so surprisingly good or did I just get lucky that episode?
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