Worst D&D Session Evar - Dude Gets Stabbed.... For Reals.

[Tanuki]

"Are there chicks, cuz I wanna score with 'em"

 

[Tom Constantine]

I'd probably fucking stab him if someone did that to me.

Actually, I'd probably grab his arm and break his wrist. I wouldn't break up with him though, he'd just have a broken wrist as a lesson not to talk to me like that.

I'm not pulling a Faded, I'm not fucking with you

 

[Bolt]

Yeah because it's really easy to break a wrist because people never fight back or anything like that.

 

[Tanuki]

easier than you think

 

[Bolt]

Not when you're getting Mongolian chop'd in the nutsack!

 

[Tanuki]

on the way down, just try to get it to bend funny, or just hang on and let your weight do the rest. Either way, sumthin's snappin'

 

[Tom Constantine]

Yeah because it's really easy to break a wrist because people never fight back or anything like that.

O RLY??

 

[Tanuki]

Ironically, I know at least one hold that wont break the arm unless the guy struggles