Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

[Arkvoodle]

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Some of these aren't bad.

TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college for stalker.

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.

THE X-MEN: Minority group seeks overthrow of social order.

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country.

TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

KING KONG: Endangered animal stolen, shot.

GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.

DEBBIE DOES DALLAS: Cheerleaders develop valuable entrepreneurial skills.

 

[Rayl]

"GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons."

They say uncomfortable but i say GENIUS.

 

[HaiTien78]

DARK KNIGHT RETURNS: Aging sadist corrupts, endangers minor, facilitates murder, destroys superhero comic books for 30 years.

HAHA OH WOW, surprisingly accurate

 

[Dark Kabuto]

I laughed at the Twilight one. :laugh:

 

[Sndtrkman]

# TERMINATOR: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
# SUPERMAN RETURNS: Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad.
ROAD HOUSE: Bouncer becomes vigilante, murders local businessman with karate.
# ROBOCOP: Female officer’s incompetence leads partner to be murdered and enslaved by corporation.
# KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.

Those I thought were hilarious but all of them are just pure awesomeness.

 

[Eldar]

Power Rangers - creepy old man uses teenagers as soldiers.

 

[The_Emperor]

:laugh:

 

[Mr. Underachiever]

# SUPERBAD: Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.

:rofl:

 

[DigDoug]

HAHA OH WOW, surprisingly accurate

Pretty much.

 

[Dark Kabuto]

# WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.
# THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter.
SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.

:laugh: