Hariken said:
Wow GPG... I usually agree with some of your PR reviews and whatnot but I don't agree with your BB review. Sorry you didn't like it as much as a few others.
a few others? everyones pretty much loved it. The only bad review I read was Bolts. Lol. Im defying the laws of nature dammit! Hail with storm in my house soon. p_o *gets a corn pipe and waits for the end*
anywho I strongly disagree about Bruce's father. He was always ment to be a good citizen, trying to help the city. But they took it to the extreme in this movie to where he was this perfect being who could do no wrong. But he wasnt a GOOD FATHER. I mean, dude. It wasnt
human how he died. People, even good people, dont just stare at their defenseless SON as they are bleeding to death and say "its ok... its ok" I mean the kid is scared of bats and if I were the kid I would be scare shitless right there. Thats far worse than bats. Your father's dying face, calm as a whistle saying "its ok". No its not ok Mr Wayne. You are dying and a gunman is still there and can KILL YOUR SON. It's not fucking OK.
I just would have appreciated it if they made him a bit more "human" in that seen. Clutching his chest. A couple tears. Gasping, trying to protect his family more or trying not to die and leave his son all alone. What a normal human would do. I hate how they did it there. It was far from perfect.
Mostly, I loved the movie. I dont want my bitching to lead everyone to think I hated it. I looooooved Ras! He came out GREAT. Man, for the longest time I thought "why.. why is the bald guy Ras! The guy with the white mustache looks more like ras! WTF!"
I was so freaking happy during the party scene where the REAL Ghul was pleased to stand up. He was pleased indeed. *puckers up on the cornpipe* Mmmhm. And I loved the plot of the film and it played out great. It was definitely a good batman film
But another dissapointing moment? The final battle. Ok, I loved the final battle of Ghul and Batman. That was great. So why the **** did they shift focus so much? Like, we see Bats. Then see Gordon driving Bats car. Then we see a fat guy reiterating the plot to us... ok fat guy. We heard what was happening TWO TIMEs already we dont need YOU telling us again and taking away from the climatic final battle. and Im forgetful. Can someone remind me why in the HELL Gordon had to drive Batman's car over the bridge? What possible purpose was he trying to perform?
Then they threw in a few shots of the city. And the buildings. And it all just pissed me off. Sure sure, its building up suspense. (excuse my spelling. Im just ranting now and dont care) But we dont need a shot of the CITY or a fat guy telling us whats happening to get us worried, excited, or anxious! Just focus on Batman and Ghul! For the love of fucking god just focus on THEM.
FatGuy:: But if the train hits the WAyne tower then shits going to go down! omg! And if that penguin goes slower than 5 miles per hour we are all doomed! DOOMED I tells ya! The noodles are boilin in the pot BOILIN!
Psycho:: Aaagh! *throws down tickets and runs off*
I mean Burton did it right. Focus on Bats and the villain and the final battle. Dont throw in a bunch of bull **** thats just not needed. It was overkill man. But, it was still a kewl battle. Nice ending and such.
Oh well. I think the new batmans voice could use work. It obviously didnt feel natural in some scenes. but in other scenes it sounded really good.
Annnywho. Yeah. Im kewl with it peeps. I dare to be differant and complain about this movie even though it was good. I mean a Tazer. A fucking TAZER! Bull ****!