The HJU Dream Diary Thread
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ClydeHowlyn
Ultraman Saga wants you
You have an awesome dad.
Wraithstrike
Resident Precureologist
Last night:
It was a retread of the second round fight between Scott Pilgrim and Gideon, however...
1) I was in the role of Ben 10.
2) The girl at Gideon's feet was Julie
3) Ben/me had received training from various other sources.
Gideon asks "What exactly do you bring to the party?"
I point to the Ultimatrix: "32 million uninvited guests. But I'm not going to use a single one to beat you, Gman."
Gideon rushes at me with his canesword. I catch it in one hand. "Where did you learn that?" he asks.
"Shiba Takeru."
I then break the blade, twist the sword from his hand and punch him so hard he lands on the other side of the room.
"And I learned that from Iron Fist."
Gideon then gets a 98 hit combo from me, laying him out on the floor. "And that was a message from Scott Pilgrim."
I rescue Julie, and the other girls Gideon's imprisoned and arrange to send him to the one place where he has no power...Arkham Asylum. A certain Dr. Crane is very intereested in Gideon, because he's been running out of test subjects.
It was a retread of the second round fight between Scott Pilgrim and Gideon, however...
1) I was in the role of Ben 10.
2) The girl at Gideon's feet was Julie
3) Ben/me had received training from various other sources.
Gideon asks "What exactly do you bring to the party?"
I point to the Ultimatrix: "32 million uninvited guests. But I'm not going to use a single one to beat you, Gman."
Gideon rushes at me with his canesword. I catch it in one hand. "Where did you learn that?" he asks.
"Shiba Takeru."
I then break the blade, twist the sword from his hand and punch him so hard he lands on the other side of the room.
"And I learned that from Iron Fist."
Gideon then gets a 98 hit combo from me, laying him out on the floor. "And that was a message from Scott Pilgrim."
I rescue Julie, and the other girls Gideon's imprisoned and arrange to send him to the one place where he has no power...Arkham Asylum. A certain Dr. Crane is very intereested in Gideon, because he's been running out of test subjects.
KAGEKI
It stinks.
Well last night, I had a dream where I was a pre-schooler. But not just a pre-schooler; I was a retarded-looking, cosplayed version of Kamen Rider Diend. And the cards I used were blue construction paper with the Diend logo on them. But after school, I had to pick-up the Kaijins from work.
MetalSymphony
Banned
So i was having sex with my Girlfriend (something i'd like to point out hasn't happened yet), afterward she comment's about how "I've had better" i question her, then all of a sudden i'm on a barren Train platform in a Imperial Stormtrooper costume holding a bag full of Condom's and Gaia Memory's......................
lazycoconut
I liked him when he wasn't a god
The most recent dream I remember was one where I was married to a guy I used to work with - this would never happen, he was my manager, he's gay and he was a total pain in the arse. Apparently, living with him had driven me insane and I was always drinking, always screaming and raving, while he was over-the-top calm and polite like he was with the office's clients:
HIM: Good evening, darling
ME: DON'T CALL ME DARLING, YOU **** (*smashes bottle*)
HIM: Should we go to our weekend place on Friday?
ME: I HATE YOU. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU. I WANT A DIVORCE!
HIM: What are we having for dinner?
ME: DINNER?! I'LL "DINNER" YOU! ****!
(*he ignores me and peacefully sits down to read the paper*)
HIM: Good evening, darling
ME: DON'T CALL ME DARLING, YOU **** (*smashes bottle*)
HIM: Should we go to our weekend place on Friday?
ME: I HATE YOU. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU. I WANT A DIVORCE!
HIM: What are we having for dinner?
ME: DINNER?! I'LL "DINNER" YOU! ****!
(*he ignores me and peacefully sits down to read the paper*)
Savior Den-o
The Meteor has landed
Last night I dreamt that i was in a Yugioh Duel with my friend.......
Afro
Some folks say its like a cloud.
I've had some wierd dreams lately. Awhile ago i had thiis one where I was just walking in this huge store with my parents and then this bullet almost hits me in the dome. I look over to the entrance and a squad of these guys in dark blue/green biohazard suits with rifles are coming in just shooting **** around me. I didn't know these people but i knew there were after me and trying to kill me to experiment with me or something. so I run through the back so my parents dont get caught in the fire. They rest of the dream i'm scared shitless running for my life from these guys and theyre killing anybody that happens to see me.
Another dream I was this intangible entity thingie floating around this warehouse filled with people and its like they were making illegal weapons and drugs. but the weapons and drugs were donuts and they were supplying terrorist organizations with them and delivering the stuff. i go in this loop around the whole place for idk how long and suddenly i have a body. So i ask one of the guys i see carrying a donut if i can have a donut to eat and he completely ignores me. i follow him because im determined to get a donut and he leads me to this table that has this guy. he looks just like gideon from scott pilgrim. Somehow i know he's like the boss or something so i ask him if i can have a goddamn donut. instead of answering he asks me a question that makes no sense and all the sudden im on fire.
Another dream I was this intangible entity thingie floating around this warehouse filled with people and its like they were making illegal weapons and drugs. but the weapons and drugs were donuts and they were supplying terrorist organizations with them and delivering the stuff. i go in this loop around the whole place for idk how long and suddenly i have a body. So i ask one of the guys i see carrying a donut if i can have a donut to eat and he completely ignores me. i follow him because im determined to get a donut and he leads me to this table that has this guy. he looks just like gideon from scott pilgrim. Somehow i know he's like the boss or something so i ask him if i can have a goddamn donut. instead of answering he asks me a question that makes no sense and all the sudden im on fire.
Dark Kabuto
In Justice, We Trust!
Does anyone else have dreams where you're walking down some street, or sitting in a room with a bunch of people...and then you actually end up walking down the same street in your dream, or sitting in the exact same room?
Hidden Masta
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