The "Grandmother Said This..." Thread

[Keith Justice]

Can someone list all of them?

So many occasions I've been wanting to use one of these, but I don't know any by heart.

Think we could gather them here?

 

[Wraithstrike]

"When you eat, an angel descends...for it is a holy time."
"It is always fun to put a secret ingredient in the food, but more fun to find it"
"The only thing better than a good meal is waiting for it."
"If you're going to eat, you might as well eat the best."
"All girls are equally beautiful"
"Men must be cool. Boiling Water is nothing but vapor."

 

[Keith Justice]

You have the best avatar.

 

[Sage Shinigami]

"Grandmother said this: Children are treasures. The greatest sin in this world....is to damage those treasures."

 

[Wraithstrike]

Dang it Sage! I can't believe I forgot that one.

 

[Kamen Rider Kumo]

Do we actually know it's Tendou's grandmother? I mean oba-chan means old lady and or grandmother, i understand TVN subbed it as grandmother but it'd be funny if it turned out to be some random lady Tendou and Juka met after the Shibuya meteorite maybe even before. Or better still, Hiyori from the future 0.o. Shouldn't we include all the character's sayings in this like Tsurugi's "I am the man standing on top of waiting in line." Things like that instead of making seperate threads for it in the future.
Anyways from episode 24:
"There is a more important thing than seasoning and the type of food you use. It That is the affection of the person preparing it." On Tsurugi's quest for the ultimate "La Men"

 

[Sage Shinigami]

Do we actually know it's Tendou's grandmother? I mean oba-chan means old lady and or grandmother, i understand TVN subbed it as grandmother but it'd be funny if it turned out to be some random lady Tendou and Juka met after the Shibuya meteorite maybe even before. Or better still, Hiyori from the future 0.o. Shouldn't we include all the character's sayings in this like Tsurugi's "I am the man standing on top of waiting in line." Things like that instead of making seperate threads for it in the future.

It doesn't really matter, and I think you're being a bit too literal. As far as Tsurugi's sayings go....yeah, Kamishiro's a douchebag. No one will ever need his sayings. :laugh:

 

[Xarin]

Oba-san said this. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
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Actually, I think wikipedia had a few quotes, but I think they took that section out to put in the movie specs.

I for one think that it would be nice to see both the Grandma Said: and the Jiiya Said: quotes.

And after we get those out of the way, then we can have the Rider Quotes, such as Kamishiro's sayings. He's always on top of things isn't he. Imagine what he says in bed..

 

[Bolt]

Grandmother said this:

"Kwonsu, dudes!"

"Money can't buy knives!"

and

"No Van Halen 'til I've had my coffee!"

 

[Xarin]

lol Nice one.
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