The Best Quotes Thread

[Ladymercury]

I thought it was " Its good to see you guys again, but, taking care of you is also... apart of my job... Henshin "

lol

 

[ForeverRed]

Nuff said.

 

[Keith Justice]

Where's the Scorpion Penis? :anime:

 

[ForeverRed]

There you go! :thumbs:

 

[Ramses]

first, a serious quote:

"I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero... I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it!"-Zero, Megaman/Rockman Zero 4

and now a Quote from the Imortal Borat when he was in Atlanta:

"What's up with it, Vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat just parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our Black asses for the night. So, uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, n****. Just a couple of pimps, no hos"-Borat

 

[JFC]

"Sayings" from historical figures are great quotes. For example:

Confucious said...

- Man who stands on toilet high on pot.

- Nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

- If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

- Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter

- Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.


:laugh:
Above quotes curtosey of: http://www.humorsphere.com/confucius/

 

[Ramses]

"Sayings" from historical figures are great quotes. For example:

Confucious said...

"Baseball Wrong! Man with 4 balls cannot walk!"

 

[Barom 1]

'Life is like an erection, the more you think about it, the harder it gets.' - Discharge

'Life is like a pubic hair on a toliet seat, eventually you get pissed off' - Discharge

 

[Ladymercury]

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS! THAT'D BE 4 BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?! - Nut Dealer from Kung Pow.

 

[neoboy3000]

You know, I've noticed at cons and in interviews over the years that when you ask a Japanese anime director if they're going to make more Trigun/Cowboy Bebop/what-have-you, they hem and haw and say "well maybe," and when you turn around and ask the American DVD distributor they get a desperate gleam in their eye and say "well for god's sake I hope so." -ANN's Hey Answerman

And a couple I've absent-mindedly muttered myself....

Chalk that one up to assumptions....I guess.

Listen to that puppy purr like a kitten.

Not the greatest I know, but they stick in my head ^_^;;