Stone Cold Ass Kicking 101

I've never fought before (except in my wrestling matches), but I try to avoid it. Kinda pointless.

Although there are days where I'd love to just punch everyone in the face, just because. Not out of anger... but, just for fun.

When I was 9,. there was a kid on the bus hat always sat behind me, and he would hit me in the head and make fun of me every single day. This went on for 3 months straight, without a stop, regardless of what I said or did. Finally he did it, I grabbed his head, and smashed it into the side window of the bus, breaking the first plate and cracking the second. They had to rush the kid to the hospital, and I wasnt able to ride on the bus again until after christmas.

Moral of this story? I am an EXTREMELY patient man, but do not **** with me. :thumbs:

I used to make a habit out of picking fights with people in high school because I was a bad influence back then, and I'm a small guy so I guess I felt like I had something to prove. I won most of them.

I've never been in a fight where I absolutely couldn't have avoided the situation... I just keep a rigid 3 Strikes rule where if you don't cease to dick with me 3 times, I can't promise that I won't poke you.

Only a couple times I've been provoked and tried my best to stay out of it; one was with a drunk friend that kept trying to shove me until I threw him down to the point where he couldn't get back up, and one asshole friend-of-a-friend who came over with one of my buddies while I was training and spent the rest of the day insisting he could kick my ass. So finally I got tired of listening to him speak and we gloved up and boxed for about 45 seconds until he decided he'd had enough.

I dunno, I don't think there's anything wrong with a good fight here and there. These days though, it's not hard to get arrested just for looking at somebody in a threatening way, the legality is getting really narrow. You can't even dojo bust anymore. :redface2:

I'm not a bad or violent guy, but I sometimes hang out downtown during hours where it's safer to be in somewhere sleeping... and if anybody gives me ****, legal system or no, I'm going to ruin their evening. Unless they stab me and then I'll cry.

I've always lived in lousy neighborhoods in Canada and still live in lousy neighborhoods to this very day in Japan.

I live and work in a backpacker's hostel right beside Asakusa which is also known as old town. We have tons of foreigners comin' in and out of here frequently and when it's busy, people like to party at night, but in Japan the neighbors and cops don't really appreiciate the noise.

...that's where I come in.

I've fought here at this hostel 3 times and lost once. It's not cause I wanna prove anythin', but when people are fuckin' up the place at where I both work AND live, that's when they cross the line.

However, since gettin' into fights could pretty much get me deported, I try to walk away as much as I can.

But to anyone who's gotten into a fight or has yet to get into one that's unavoidable, it doesn't matter if ya win or lose. As long as ya walk away with your life, you've won.

Bueno said:

But to anyone who's gotten into a fight or has yet to get into one that's unavoidable, it doesn't matter if ya win or lose. As long as ya walk away with your life, you've won.

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It is funner when you win though.

Bueno said:

I've always lived in lousy neighborhoods in Canada and still live in lousy neighborhoods to this very day in Japan.

I live and work in a backpacker's hostel right beside Asakusa which is also known as old town. We have tons of foreigners comin' in and out of here frequently and when it's busy, people like to party at night, but in Japan the neighbors and cops don't really appreiciate the noise.

...that's where I come in.

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You sound like a superhero.


Fighting was a common thing in my middle school. Sometimes out of hate most times for fun.

Hidden Masta said:

You sound like a superhero.

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I ain't no superhero...who fights to save the world from evil... :shrug:

Bolt said:

It is funner when you win though.

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That reminds me, has anyone here said a cheesy one-liner when they've won a fight?

There was one time where I did a judo throw to a guy in a friendly sparring match and right before I threw him I said:

"See ya next fall."

And then a second later he was on the ground.

^ I've never done that, but whenever I'm in a fight with someone who would get the reference, I shout out attack names from TV shows and comics.

I can recall a bunch of times when I've broken people's guard before, and just started rapid-fire punching them in the torso, yelling either "ATATATATATATATATATA" or "MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA". Also, whenever I've been able to see an opening for a full-force punch (doesn't happen often enough), I've yelled out "FALCON PAWNCH!" :laugh:

Bueno said:

That reminds me, has anyone here said a cheesy one-liner when they've won a fight?

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No, I usually say something like "****, my ribs/jaw/lip/eye hurts."

Bolt said:

It is funner when you win though.

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:buttrock:

Bolt could **** **** up.