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Okay, but just the same, I'll keep on reading and wait for the ending.
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Episode 3: My First Date
It’s been a few days since our first megazord ride. I got to learn a little more about my fellow Rangers, and I think that I’ve changed a lot. I already feel like one of them. But one thing that I’ve observed is that if you spend to much time with your co-workers, there’s a possibility that you can get to attached to them.
And by them, I mean Amy. I don’t know why, but i…well, it’s hard to describe. I’ve been trying to ask her out for a while, but she’s either too busy or not paying attention. I needed to let this out. But to who?
And by them, I mean Amy. I don’t know why, but i…well, it’s hard to describe. I’ve been trying to ask her out for a while, but she’s either too busy or not paying attention. I needed to let this out. But to who?
*Cafeteria*
The four members of Z-Squad were eating breakfast, when David “accidentally†spilled water on the table, the floor, and Amy.
“David! Be careful!†said Amy.
“Sorry!â€
“Well, don’t just sit there! Get some napkins, or something!†said Amy
“Sorry, can’t hear you.†Replied David.
“’I’ll just get them myself…â€said a distressed Amy, walking away.
“All right guys, I just need to let this out!†David said to Kyle and Bag, startling them.
“About Amy-“
“You want to ask her out on a date but you can’t because wither you’re too scared or Amy isn’t listening.†Said Bang.
“How did you know that?†asked David.
“Well, isn’t it obvious?†said Bang.
*Flashback*
The Rangers are in a commercial plane, trying to stop one of Elm-0’s robots from stealing it. Kyle was defending the passengers, Bang was assisting the pilots while David and Amy were fighting the robot.
“Hey Amy, would you like to go out for dinner sometime?†David asked while fighting the robot. Unfortunately, the sound of the plane was drowning out his voice.
“What was that?†Amy asked.
“I said, would you like-“
The plane landed and came to an abrupt stop, sending David to the windshield and the robot on to David.
“Never mind…†groaned David.
*End flashback*
“So you guys are saying that I should ask her at the right time?†said David.
Amy came back to the table with napkins.
“Here they are. Why don’t YOU wipe the floor and table, David?â€
David stood up.
“Uh, Amy, I just wanted to ask…uh…can you…can I have one napkin? I need to blow my nose…OVER THERE!†David said, grabbing a napkin and running away.
“What was that about?†Amy asked.
Kyle and Bang pretended like she never said anything and kept on eating.
“I can never get any answers around this place…â€
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*Later that day*
David, Bang and Kyle are walking in the hallway, each with their own box filled with their possessions.
Since most of the rooms are empty, Commander is finally letting us get our own rooms. But, none of them have chosen yet, which was a huge problem.
The three were walking down in the hallway, when Boom walked into them, carrying a boom box.
“Hey guys, I got a new boom box!†Boom said.
“So, it’s a Boom boom box?†Kyle said, who started to laugh at his own bad joke, causing everyone to be silent.
“I’m doing an experiment. I think that any song can match any situation that is happening in real life!†Boom said in a joyful way. Unfortunately, no one gave a crap, so they just walked away. “Wait! I got the ‘Essential Bob Dylan’ with 12 of his best songs on 13 CDs!†Boom said.
David, Kyle and Bang approached a huge, big room with a wonderful view. But who would get this room?
“I’M GETTING THIS ROOM!†the three said simultaneously. They all looked at each other.
“Well, I think that the leader should get the nice room.†Said Bang. The three entered the room.
“Wait, who is the leader?†Kyle asked.
“Well, it should be me! I was the first one to beat a Monster of the Day!†David proudly said.
“Well, that was an accident! I think I’m the leader!†said Bang.
“But I was the first one here!†said Kyle.
“You idiot! That was me!†said Bang.
Amy walked over to them.
“Guys, what’s going on?†she asked.
Oh, great, Amy’s here. Okay, I can do this. Just ask her. Just take a few steps forward…
David took a few steps back.
“Amy, aren’t I’M the leader of Z-Squad?†asked Bang.
“You must be delusional. I think I should be the leader.†Said Amy.
I can’t do this. I’ll just keep on walking backwards and maybe they won’t notice me…
David started to walk faster.
“Oh yeah? Well, I’m the smartest one!†said Kyle. Amy and Bang just laughed at him.
“I’M SMARTERER THAN ANY OF YOU!†screamed Kyle.
Boom walked by with his boom box and started playing the song, “Why Can’t We Be Friends?â€
David started sprinting in the hallway until Piggy came out of nowhere.
“Whoa there, compadre! And just where are you going?†Piggy asked.
“Piggy, this place is going crazy!â€
“Do you really mean that, or are you just using that as an excuse? Are you afraid of something, or someone or doing something?â€
“Well, who asked you?â€
“I asked myself, and I want an answer!â€
“That doesn’t make sense at all? And what are you doing?†David asked, who just noticed that Piggy was wearing nice clothes and sunglasses.
“Well, since you guys moved out, I have the closet all to myself, and I’m throwing a party! Want to come?â€
“That depends. Will it get me away from Amy- I mean, a certain person?â€
“Yup. I’m inviting all of the scum and villainy from around the galaxy!â€
“Is that a smart thing to do in the Delta Command Base?â€
“I’ll just tell the Commander that they’re my ‘Janitorial Interns.’â€
“Your what?â€
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After the pointless argument ended, or at least slowed down, everything went better. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the butterflies were flying…indoors, and R.I.C was chasing them, and caused multiple injuries and accidents. Ah, yes. Everything was perfect, peaceful, and quiet. For two minutes.
While David was thinking, the other three members of Z-Squad pulled him and they walked over to Doggie, who was enjoying the day until they came to him.
“What do you people WANT from me?†Doggie screamed at them.
“Commander, who is the leader of Z-Squad?†Amy asked.
“Hmm…let’s see… Einee-Minee-Miney-Mo-“
“Commander, can you actually choose?†Bang asked.
“Fine. It’s not Cadet Dimwitt, because he’s-“
Kyle was eating newspaper while Doggie was making his decision, oblivious to what was happening.
“-he’s himself. It’s not Bang, who’s-last-name-I-don’t-know because, well, I just hate your guts-“ Doggie said to Bang, while he started crying.
Meanwhile, Boom was walking around with his boom box playing “You Know My Name.â€
“-and Cadet Sandy, I’ve met 2-year olds who are more physically fit than you.†Doggie told Amy.
“What? That’s just exaggerating. Also, I’m the smartest person in Z-Squad!†Said Amy.
“You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?†asked Doggie.
“Oh, I can walk the walk.†Said Amy while walking. She bumped into Kat, who spilled coffee on S.O.P.H.I.E.
“YOU STUPID BIT-“ S.O.P.H.I.E said before shutting down.
“I can fix that!†Kat said, carrying S.O.P.H.I.E away like she was just an ordinary household tool.
“Whoops.†Said Amy.
Which only leaves me!
“Which only leaves Cadet Magio. I hate to admit it, but he has made the least number of mistakes around here. Congratulations, Cadet Magio.†Said Doggie.
“What? But he’s only been here for less than a month!†Bang complained.
“Oh, I’m sorry Cadet What’s-Your-Face! Do YOU want to be leader?†asked Doggie.
“YES!â€
“Too bad! That’s life!†Doggie shouted while stomping away.
“HA! IN YOUR FACE!†David said to a shocked Bang.
“You know, I learned that paper tastes SO much better than plastic.†Kyle randomly said.
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While I was happy of my new position, I also felt sorry for the others. Well, maybe not Kyle. He never knows what’s going on. You can be standing in front of him and threaten him with a blaster, and he wouldn’t pay attention. But I was more concerned about Amy and me, and if it would affect us in any way.
*Amy’s new, but not as big dorm room*
Amy is lying down on her bed, looking at a picture of her as an infant with her dad, who was in a Red S.P.D suit. David knocked on her door.
“Who is it?â€
“It’s me, David.â€
“Come in.†The door opened and David walked inside.
“So…Amy…are you okay?†David asked.
“What do you mean?â€
“You know, about me being leader.â€
“Oh, yeah. That’s all right with me.â€
“Really?â€
“Yeah. Although, I did want to be like my dad.â€
David took a look at the picture.
“Is that Wes?†he asked.
“No, the suit just looks very similar. His name was David. Hmm…I never noticed that…â€
“What?â€
“That you two have the same first name. “
“Really? What a coincidence. What happened to him?â€
There was a long silence.
“He was the leader of A-Squad. My father died in battle. The other rangers were injured and couldn’t fight, and my dad sacrificed his life to save the city, the base, and the rangers.â€
“Oh. I’m sorry to hear that. But seriously, I thought that Commander would make you leader. You seem more experienced and more intelligent. If you want to, I can just tell Commander-“
“No, David. That’s okay. You’d make a good leader.†Said Amy.
“You really think that?â€
Amy nodded.
Okay, just ask her. Do it, do it, do it, do it.
“Uh, Amy, I know that this is completely irrelevant…but would you like to…you know…watch a movie are something like that with me tonight?â€
Amy answered right away. “I’d love to!â€
Oh, thank goodness.
“Okay! So, I’ll…see you later!†David said, walking out of her room. Right when he left, David started celebrating.
But a few seconds later, ropes fell from the ceiling, and various monsters and creatures climbed down from them.
“What the hell?†David asked. One of the guys who climbed down was Piggy.
“All right, so far, so good! To the closet!†Piggy said, before noticing David. “It’s SPD! Quick, if we don’t move, he can’t see us!†Piggy told everyone.
“Piggy, what is this?†David asked him.
“Remember that party I told you about earlier today?â€
“No, I wasn’t paying attention. I’m telling the Commander.†David said, walking away.
“WAIT!†Piggy ran to David and took out a ten dollar bill. “You never saw anything.â€
“Deal.â€
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*Elm-0’s world*
Elm-0 was taking an oil bath while reading Emperor Gruum’s book, with Erni-3 scrubbing him.
“Sir, is it smart to read while taking a bath?†Erni-3 asked.
“Erni-3, I’m an evil villain. I can do anything I want to.†Said Elm-0.
“Like when you put snakes in the toilet?â€
“Shut up, Erni-3!†scolded Elm-0.
“Yes, sir.â€
“Now, it says hear to send as many robots as possible to tire the Rangers. BER-7!†called Elm-0.
“He’s still here?â€
‘Ber-7 has been more useful than you.â€
“But you never make me do anything useful!â€
“You’re giving me a bath. Isn’t that useful enough?â€
Ber-7 teleported right in front of Elm-0.
“Dear lord! Warn me first, master!†said a disturbed Ber-7.
“Sorry about that. Ber-7, I want you to find as many robots and/or monsters as possible and send them to Earth!†commanded Elm-0.
“Does three count as ‘many?’†asked Ber-7.
“Yes.â€
“Then consider it already done!â€
“See, Erni-3? He’s ALWAYS prepared!†Elm-0 told his servant. Erni-3 groaned and started mumbling.
“Go now, Ber-7!â€
“Yes, my liege.†Ber-7 said, teleporting out.
“Now Erni-3, massage my metallic back!â€
“Yes, my liege….†Said a bored Erni-3.
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Later that night, Amy and I went to see a biographical movie called “Tommy Oliver: The Makings of A Man.â€
*The New Tech Holo-Movie Theater*
Amy and David arrived late to the theater so they didn’t have to see the boring previews. Right when they walked in, the screen had big, huge words that said:
A WALT DISNEY PICTURE PRODUCED BY BRUCE KALISH JR.
“You know, maybe we should watch a different movie.†Said David.
“Oh, come on! Any movie about Power Ranger history must be good!†Amy told David. The two took their seats and the movie began.
Please set all communication devises to ‘Silent,’ including phones and morphers.â€
“Oh, I almost forgot.†David said, putting his morpher to “Vibrate.â€
“This holo-movie is about the story of Dr. Tommy Oliver, the Power Ranger, Racecar Driver, Paleontologist and Ass-Kicker. He was the Green Ranger, White Ranger, Red Zeo Ranger and Black Dino Ranger.†The narrator in the movie said.
“What about the Red Turbo Ranger?†said Amy.
“Contrary to popular belief, Tommy was never the Red Ter-boh Ranger. That was actually T.J Johnson.†said the narrator.
“THIS MOVIE SUCKS!†shouted Amy.
“Shut up down there!†one audience member said.
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*The Closet Formerly Known as the Z-Squad Closet*
Piggy and Boom were in the closet, throwing a party. Unfortunately, it wasn’t as great as Piggy first imagined it. It was crowded, and all everyone was doing was staring at the wall.
“Uh, Boom? Can you try to LIVEN up this party more?†Piggy asked.
“No problem!†Boom put a CD in his boom box and played it.
The roof,
The roof,
The roof is on fire!
We don’t need no water!
LET IT BURN!
“The roof is on fire?†one Tenga said. Everyone started panicking.
“These people haven’t spent enough time on Earth…†said Piggy.
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*Command Center*
“And that, commander, is BUTTER!†Kyle said to Doggie, as he started gagging.
The alarm started to ring, and Doggie, Bang and Kyle saw an image of a purple robot with giant hammers as hands.
“Oh, thank goodness. Bang, Kyle, you know what to do!â€
“RIGHT!†Bang and Kyle said, getting onto their vehicles.
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Meanwhile, in the theater, David and Amy were being forced to watch a completely inaccurate movie. Trini had shorter hair, Billy looked more like a punk than geek, Jason was fat, Zack had no hands and Kimberly had no face. Then, David tried “The Move.â€
David yawned, raised his arms and put his right arm around her. Unfortunately, it wasn’t Amy.
“What are you doing?†The woman next to David said, slapping him in the face. She moved to the other side of the room. Amy was on David’s left side. But, she didn’t pay attention to what happened. She was watching the movie and acting like she was on “Mystery Science Theater 3000.†And yet, she loved hating the movie.
“Maybe I should be a movie critic instead…†said Amy.
Bang tried calling David and Amy. Their morphers started virating.
NO! Not now! I want Amy to have a good time, but I have to help the others!
Before Amy even noticed that it was vibrating, David put his hand in her pocket, got her morpher and threw it back, hitting someone in the head.
And I thought that Kyle never pays attention…
“DAVID! What was that?†Amy asked, furiously.
“Uh…there was a grenade in your pocket! Uh, the guy who shouted at you earlier put it there!†After hearing that, Amy ran up and started beating that guy up while the movie was still going on.
For a braniac, she’s pretty gullible…
David ran out of the theater.
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*The Ghost Town Known as New Tech*
David caught up with Bang and Kyle.
“All right, guys! Let’s morph!†said Bang.
“Hey, I’m the leader! All right, guys! Let’s morph!†said David. Bang sighed.
“SPD, Emergency!â€
“Negative 3, Brown!†said Kyle.
“Negative 2, Orange!†said Bang.
“Negative 1, Maroon!: said David.
“POWER RANGERS!â€
A huge explosion occurred behind them, destroying a building.
“You know, next time let’s not do that in front of a building.†Suggested David.
The robot fell asleep during the roll call.
“Huh? What happened?†the robot said, waking up.
“This is the part when you attack us.†Said Bang.
“Oh, right.†The hammer-hand robot started banging on the ground, causing earthquakes. The rangers fell down to the ground.
“What should we do now, oh great and powerful leader?†Bang said in a sarcastic way.
“Kat, send the zords!†said David.
“Huh?†Bang, Kyle and Kat said.
“Just do it!â€
The Zeo zords came and ran the robot over, destroying him.
“I could’ve thought of that…†said Bang, angrily.
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*Janitor’s Closet within the Closet*
After a while, things started to get better in the party. They were actually partying. But there was one problem.
“Piggy, how is everyone going to get out?†asked Boom. There were way too many people inside.
“Well, maybe if everyone jumps, then the floor would collapse and everyone can leave!†Piggy said.
To everyone’s surprise, Doggie opened the door and saw Piggy, Boom and many monsters dancing.
“PIGGY! What is going on?†Doggie demanded.
Right when the door opened, everyone in the room besides Boom and Piggy froze like statues.
“Well, uh, I’ve always been interested in taxidermy and, well, since I have the space now-“
“Piggy, what is this?†Doggie asked, interrupting Piggy.
“Uh, Commander, I think it’s a good idea if you don’t walk in the room.†Said Boom.
“And why would that be?†Doggie took one step inside and the floor collapse.
Meanwhile, in the floor below, Kat is fixing S.O.P.H.I.E in her lab when the ceiling collapsed. All of the monsters panicked and ran out and Kat turned around.
“I can fix that.†She said calmly.
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*Lobby Area*
An out of breath David runs inside when Amy sees him.
“David, where were you?†she asked.
“I…got a drink! The line was so long.â€
“I saw it…and you weren’t there.â€
“…that’s right! That’s why I…went across the street to get one!†said David.
“Okay, so where is it?â€
“I…lost it.â€
“So you went across the street to get a drink and you lost it right away.â€
“You know, let’s just go back and watch the movie.†Said David, walking Amy into the theater. When they walked in, everyone in the audience started to move away from them.
“See? Everyone was nice enough to let us sit down somewhere!†said David. Amy and David sat down in the back.
“We thought that it would be unnecessary to tell you useless teenagers with attitude about the White Ranger powers. And now…the WHITE RANGER!†said Zordon in the movie.
“ALL HAIR JEEBUS!†said the five Rangers.
“This movie is so bad, it’s good!â€
Ah, yes. Things were finally starting to go better. But all of that can be ruined in a short time.
David’s morpher started to vibrate.
“Uh, my leg just fell asleep. Let me just walk it off…OUTSIDE!†said David, running out.
“But David-“
“I’ll be right back!â€
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*Rock Quarry*
A morphed David sprinted to the action, where Bang ad Kyle were already getting beaten up by a monster with super speed.
“David, a little help?†said Kyle, while the monster was zooming past them.
“I don’t have time for this…†said David. He tripped the monster while he was running, sending him into the air and landed on the ground. “Forget about the ‘Judgement’ thing!†David said, zapping the monster and containing him.
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, Amy is waiting.†Said David, running off.
“Wow, he really is a good leader.†Said Kyle, who was then punched in the face by Bang.
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*The Theater of Fear*
David runs back in and sees a bored Amy.
“I’m here…I’m here…â€
“David, where were you?â€
“I told you, I was walking it-“
“David, I looked for you and couldn’t find you.â€
“That’s…because I went outside!â€
“David, I think I know what this is all about.â€
Oh, no.
“You’re nervous, aren’t you?†asked Amy.
Phew.
“Yeah…I kind of am.â€
“Well, I have to admit, I was too. So, let’s just forget about what happened and at least pretend to enjoy the movie.†Said Amy.
And so we did. And the movie started to get a little better.
â€Wow…he really is the greatest ranger ever!†said Cole in the movie.
“ALL HAIL JEEBUS!†said the other 9 Rangers.
“I didn’t say he was that great…†said Cole, who was then beaten up by the other Red Rangers.
Ah…yes. No more distractions.
David’s morpher began to vibrate again.
Or not.
“Uh…I really have to use the bathroom.†Said David, who ran off yet again.
“DAVID! What about-“ but it was too late. “Ah, forget about it.†Said Amy.
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*The Rock Quarry that’s IN the city*
A morphed and exhausted David arrives, and sees Kyle and Bang battling a monster.
“I AM TEH OF FIGHTING!†proclaimed the monster.
“Ah, screw this.†David said, getting his blaster out. He shot the monster once and destroyed him.
“Whoa. Nice job, Da-“
“Gotta go!†said David, interrupting Kyle.
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David was sprinting as fast as he could, and ran into the theater. Right when he entered, he ran into Amy, who startled him.
“Amy! Why aren’t you in-“
“I found this on the ground.†Said Amy, showing David her morpher.
“Would you like to explain?â€
Okay, David. Don’t tell her the truth. You can gget out of this.
“There’s been three monster attacks and I left so I can help Bang and Kyle!†David quickly confessed.
Damn it.
“Why didn’t you tell me?†asked Amy.
“I wanted this to go well. I didn’t want anything to distract us.â€
“Well, you leaving in the middle didn’t help much!â€
“I just wanted you to have a good time, and I thought that you wouldn’t like defending the city from psychotic monsters and robots on a dwouldn’t mind that! And you shouldn’t have done that!â€
“I just wanted to, you know, help you and do things for you!â€
“I don’t want you to do things for me! If I told you that I want to commit suicide, would you do it instead?†Amy asked furiously.
“No, I’d kill you.†This only made Amy angrier.
“Do you know what I’m going to do now?†Amy asked.
“Oh! I’ll do it!†David said, grabbing a tub of popcorn and dumping it on his own head.
“When will you learn?†Amy said, storming off leaving David alone.
What just happened?
Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
David turned around to see Boom with his boom box playing “How to Save a Life.â€
“Boom! Go away!†said David.
“Sorry.â€
That day, we all suffered the consequences. The consequences of lying to your friend-
In the theater, many people passing by started pointing and laughing at him. David responded by kicking them in the groin.
Hurting someone-
In the Delta Command Base, Amy is just walking when a repaired S.O.P.H.I.E grabs her.
“Amy…I’ve been looking for you…â€
Failing to do your master’s bidding-
*Elm-0’s world*
“BER-7! YOU FAILED AGAIN! Do you know what I’m going to do now?†said Elm-0.
“Kick him out… Kick him out…†said Erni-3
“I’m going to take out my anger on Erni-3!†said Elm-0.
“…oh, great.â€
And for inviting criminals, monsters and other threats to the base for a party and destroying part of the base.
Piggy is scrubbing the floor.
“PIGGY! I wan the floor shiny that I can see my reflection on it!†shouted Doggie. Piggy began mocking him when he turned away. “WHAT WAS THAT?â€
“Nothing, Commander. Son of a bitch…†said Piggy.
“That is true, you know.†Said Doggie.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Red_Maniac
Member
Next Time on "Spandex"
• After the events that occured in the third episode, none of the Rangers can't even stand near each other.
• Z-Squad discovers their not-very-extraordinary genetic powers
• Z-Squad is ordered to defend U.S President George π. Bush during his State of the Union speech.
• The President is nearly assasinated and Z-Squad chases the assasin in the SWAT Flyers in space while Commander Cruger stays to defend the president, who Doggie dislikes.
• The SWAT Flyers are seperated after an attack, and Amy and Bang are stranded with little oxygen.
• David also learns about Kyle's homeplanet, and why they eat everything in sight.
• After the events that occured in the third episode, none of the Rangers can't even stand near each other.
• Z-Squad discovers their not-very-extraordinary genetic powers
• Z-Squad is ordered to defend U.S President George π. Bush during his State of the Union speech.
• The President is nearly assasinated and Z-Squad chases the assasin in the SWAT Flyers in space while Commander Cruger stays to defend the president, who Doggie dislikes.
• The SWAT Flyers are seperated after an attack, and Amy and Bang are stranded with little oxygen.
• David also learns about Kyle's homeplanet, and why they eat everything in sight.
Red_Maniac
Member
Unfortunately, the next episode will be delayed by a few days since I am going on vacation for Spring Break.
martin angelo
Banned
Happy Spring Break dude.:anime:
Red_Maniac
Member
Small update:
The first episode has been revised so it has no chatspeak and is no longer in script format.
Also, the new episode is nearly done.
And you can now read "Spandex" in Fanfiction.net!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3479102/1/
The first episode has been revised so it has no chatspeak and is no longer in script format.
Also, the new episode is nearly done.
And you can now read "Spandex" in Fanfiction.net!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3479102/1/
martin angelo
Banned
That's a nice episode you have there.
Red_Maniac
Member
(NOTE: THIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY LONG, AND CONTAINS MORE ACTION AND DRAMA THAN THE PREVIOUS EPISODES. I LIKE TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!)
Episode 4: My Space Trip
*Delta Command Base*
“Amy, just give me another chance!” David pleaded.
“David, I will go out with you again when cows fly!” Amy responded.
The alarm rang and the Rangers ran into the Command Center.
“Rangers, I’ve noticed that after the events that occurred yesterday, the behavior of everyone has been different.” Said Doggie.
Everyone in the room was at least 10 feet apart from each other.
“What do you mean, Commander?” asked Kyle. Doggie growled at him.
“What I mean is that because of mistakes that we have all been, well, not a team.” Said Doggie.
“It’s not my fault that that cyborg, or robot or whatever can’t make a mess without cleaning it up!” said Piggy, referring to S.O.P.H.I.E.
“You’re the janitor! Shouldn’t you be the one to clean up messes?” responded S.O.P.H.I.E.
“GUYS! Stop it! These arguments are tearing us apart! We’re all on the same team!” said Amy.
“Yeah! She’s right!” said David.
“Shut up, David.” Said Amy.
“THAT IS ENOUGH!” shouted Doggie. “Now, lately, strange things have been happening around here.” Said Doggie, who turned on the screen and showed a video of a space ship abducting a cow.
“Does that count, Amy?” asked David.
“No.”
“These strange alien criminals have been doing completely random and yet threatening things to us. Now, according to a reliable source, they are going to attack President George Pi. Bush during his ‘State of the Union’ speech tomorrow.” Said Doggie.
“And what IS the reliable source?” asked Bang.
“The actual strange, alien criminals. They sent us a note saying ‘We will attack the President tomorrow during his speech.’ “ said Doggie.
“Oh. Then what do we do?” asked Bang.
“You have to protect the president.” Said Doggie.
“Isn’t that the Secret Service’s job?” asked Kyle.
“Has the Secret Service ever done anything useful?” Said Doggie.
“No.” Said Kyle.
“And there’s your answer. Remember: Tomorrow, Washington, alien criminal, threat, and pi.” Reminded Doggie.
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*Rec Room*
Bang was sitting down and reading a comic book.
“Aw, man. Captain America died again.” Said Bang. Kyle walked over to him.
“Hmm…let me see…” Kyle took the comic book and began eating it. Bang grabbed it, rolled it up and smacked Kyle’s head with it. “You know what, you’re mean!” shouted Kyle, dashing to the other side of the room next to David.
Kyle was sitting down on a chair in a fetal position and was sucking is thumb.
“Uh, Kyle?” David said to Kyle.
“WHAT?” Kyle yelled, while his eye was twitching.
“I’m just wondering, why do you eat everything that you see?” David asked.
“Well, I come from a different planet called ‘Brrick,’ and everything is edible there.” Answered Kyle.
“Everything is edible…” said David, imagining a planet entirely made of chocolate.
It's like "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..."
Boom was in the room playing “The Candy Man” on his boom box.
“Boom, play one more song and I will throw that out of the window.” Threatened David. Boom turned it off and walked away, when Amy entered the rec room.
“Hello, Kyle, Bang and the object of my current scorn.” said Amy. But the others were looking at her in a strange way.
“Amy…have you looked in the mirror lately?” asked Bang.
“No, why?” she asked. Kyle handed Amy a mirror and she looked at it.
“Well, this mirror sucks! I can’t see anything!” complained Amy.
“That’s because…YOUR HEAD IS INVISIBLE.” said Kyle.
“…huh?” Amy became speechless.
“This is fascinating!” said Bang. “I have to use the bathroom.” he said, getting up. But something strange has also happened to Bang. He’s grown four inches taller.
‘Wow. Have you been eating more vegetables lately?” asked Kyle.
“I’m taller! I feel more…powerful.” Said Bang.
“I’m taller! I feel more…powerful.” Repeated Kyle.
“Kyle! Stop that!” said Amy.
“Kyle! Stop that!” said Kyle.
“Seriously.” Said Amy.
“Seriously.” Said Kyle.
“Guys! Help!” shouted David, as Kyle repeated him. The Rangers looked around but couldn’t see David. “Over here!” he shouted. Kyle found an action figure that looked just like him. “What happened?” asked David, who has mysteriously transformed into an action figure.
“This is very strange…” said Bang.
“We better tell this to Kat and Commander Cruger.” Said Amy.
“We better tell this to Kat and Commander Cruger.” Said Kyle. The taller Bang, partially invisible Amy, and the repeating Kyle who was carrying the action figure David walked to the Command Center with everyone in SPD giving strange looks to them.
“It looks like they finally lost it…” said Piggy, who was wiping a window.
The four Rangers walked into the Command Center when Doggie saw them.
“Ah, I see that Bang has been eating healthier, Cadet Dimwitt is more annoying and is playing with a Cadet Magio action figure, and that Cadet Sandy was successful in an experiment to take your own head off and survive.” Said Doggie, who was not alarmed at the rangers’ strange conditions. Kyle was about to repeat this but Bang covered his mouth with his hand.
“Uh, Commander, I think that these are the Rangers’ genetic powers.” Kat said.
“Genetic powers?” asked Amy.
“Yes, genetic powers. Although, your powers may not be fully developed yet.” Said Kat.
“What do you mean?” asked Bang.
“Well, have you noticed how they are right now? I’m not very sure about this, but I think that Amy’s power is to become invisible, Kyle’s power is to mimic other people, Bang’s power is to change sizes, and David’s power is to transform. But, like I said, your powers aren’t fully developed yet.” Said Kat.
“How’d we get them?” asked Amy.
“Probably from those crazy random science experiments that I did with your parents in SPD.” Answered Kat.
“I don’t think that my parents worked here.” Bang said.
“I don’t think that my parents worked here.” Kyle said.
“Same.” Said David.
“My parents did crazy random science experiments?” said Amy.
“Bang’s parents once worked here, along with Kyle’s parents, and David’s parents-“
“-DID NOT WORK HERE. Yeah, must have been some, I don’t know, exposure to radiation or something like that.” Said Doggie.
“Oh yeah…my dad worked at some nuclear power plant or something like that.” said David.
“How do we stop this?” asked Bang.
“CONSENTRATE!” said Doggie, squeezing his eyes shut. At first, the Rangers gave him strange looks, but they did what he did and their powers “turned off.”
“Okay! Everybody out! Don’t forget about the mission tomorrow!” said Doggie, pushing the Rangers out of the command center. The sliding doors closed.
“Commander, when will you tell David the truth?” asked Kat.
“When he’s ready to know and I’m ready to tell him.” answered Doggie.
“And when will you be ready?” asked Kat.
“Right after I go skydiving in Jupiter and use an anvil as a parachute.” Said Doggie, walking away.
Boom was in the room during the conversation.
“Why didn’t you tell me that my parents worked here?” he asked.
“You’re fat, stupid, useless and you have no life.” Answered Kat.
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The Rangers were at the crowded Joint Sessions of Congress, and had to protect everyone in there, especially the President. Bang and Amy were on one side while David and Kyle were on the other.
“Why do we have to wear these suits, ties and sunglasses?” complained Kyle.
“Well, what would you rather wear? A clown outfit?” asked David.
“Well, yeah! We can go undercover!” answered Kyle.
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*Outside*
Elm-0 along with two identical and mysterious robots gathered outside.
“This plan is perfect! After you attempt to assassinate the President, you’ll run away to lure the Rangers away, leaving this planet defenseless!” said Elm-0, laughing maniacally.
“Why are you screaming you’re plan?” one of the robots asked.
“Sorry, it’s just a bad habit.” Elm-0 responded.
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*Joint Sessions*
The Vice President and the Speaker of the House were already seated.
“Something tells me that I shouldn’t have come today…” said the Vice President.
A random man walked in.
“The President of the United States!” he yelled. There was very scattered applause. The President ran inside and began yelling, “USA! USA! USA!” It was very silent for a few minutes, and he took his seat. Shortly after, the President began his speech. It appeared that no one in the audience was listening to a single word that the President was saying.
“Our security is failing, and America is less safe.” Said the President. The audience stood up and began applauding.
Meanwhile, one of Elm-0’s robots was on the roof holding a laser gun/sniper rifle and created a hole, and aimed his weapon at the President.
“Oh…I don’t feel good…” said the Vice President, who fell down.
“MEDIC!” someone shouted.
“Don’t worry, I got it!” shouted the Speaker of the House. She ripped her clothes of and revealed a paramedic uniform. Despite what was happening in the background, the President continued with his speech, although it was difficult to listen while the Speaker was giving CPR to the Vice President. The Rangers, along with the rest of the audience gazed in awe.
“Enough of this nonsense!” shouted the robot from the roof, who shot at the President, but missed by two inches. Everyone began to panic and ran away while the Speaker carried the Vice President away. Everyone heard the robot, but could not see him. The Rangers searched the area and looked around during the chaos.
David tripped on his own foot and was ran over by everyone in the room.
“I am General N00dles! Burn down the rainforest! Melt all the ice caps! Buy more hairspray!” proclaimed the robot.
“THERE!” shouted Amy, who saw the tiny hole in the roof.
“Are you sure that enhanced sight isn’t your genetic power?” asked Bang. The Rangers (minus David who was unconscious) took out their cadet blasters and began shooting at the ceiling, but the three failed. They heard very loud footsteps from above.
“Quick! Outside!” Amy shouted. The three rangers ran outside, only to see that they were too late. General N00dles had escaped.
David got up and groaned.
“Did I miss anything?” he said.
“We have to go after him!” said Amy, ignoring David.
“But how? Those crappy, outdated Zeo Zords can’t fly? I think…” said Bang.
“Then there’s only one more thing to do.” Said David.
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*New Tech City Airport (they still need airports?)*
“Riding an airplane? That’s all that you can think of?” complained Amy.
“Hey, it’s all I can think of!” replied David. David walked through the metal detector and and alarm rang.
“He has a blaster!” one security guard shouted, as five others tackled David to the ground.
“What a GREAT idea.” Said Amy.
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*Command Center*
An angry Piggy stomped into the command center in front of Doggie and Kat.
“Look what S.O.P.H.I.E did to me!” Piggy yelled. Doggie and Kat didn’t see any difference.
“…what?” Kat asked.
“She tricked me into falling into a bath tub! This is all because of the cafeteria incident! Well, I’m going to get her back!” said Piggy, running away and laughing like a maniac, just as Z-Squad entered the command center.
“We need a new janitor…” said Kat.
“Z-SQUAD! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?” yelled Doggie.
“We’ve been following David, the greatest leader ever.” said Amy in a sarcastic way.
“It doesn’t matter. This ‘General N00dles’ has already gone past the Moon. You guys must go into space and capture him and interrogate him, while I defend our idiot President.” instructed Doggie.
“Uh…space?” asked Kyle.
“Yes…why?” asked a suspicious Doggie.
“Oh, nothing. I just have to go somewhere…” said Kyle, running away to the infirmary.
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*Infirmary*
Kyle was sitting down as the tiger-like alien Dr. Felix walked inside. He noticed that the sign that said “S.P.D Infirmary” said “S.T.D Infirmary” for some strange reason.
“Who did that?” he said. “Never mind. Now, Kyle, what seems to be the problem? You seemed to be worried about something.”
“Dr. Felix, I’m allergic to oxygen.” said Kyle.
“…okay.” said a puzzled Dr. Felix.
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*Command Center*
“Grrr…where is Cadet Dimwitt?” yelled Doggie.
“Sir, if I know Kyle, he’s probably in the dumpster.” said Bang.
“He’s right here, Commander Cruger.” said Dr. Felix, who had just entered the Command Center with Kyle. “He’s just a little nervous about going to space.”
“Don’t worry, Kyle. Space is just like here, except that there’s no gravity, no air, it’s extremely cold and it’s easier to die there.” said Kat, trying to comfort Kyle.
“You’ll be fine.” said Dr. Felix, walking over to Doggie. “You might want to get him to take an IQ test or something, just to be safe.” Dr. Felix whispered, who then exited the command center.
“Finally, you’re all here…after ten minutes. So let’s not waste any more time!” said Doggie. Bang’s cellphone suddenly began to ring.
“Let me just get this.” said Bang, taking his cellphone out. But Doggie took his phone and threw it at the wall.
“Now then, in order to catch up with this ‘General N00dles,’ you need a fast ship.” Said Doggie. The display screen showed a huge, triangle-shaped space ship. “This is the S.U.C.K, or Spacecraft U Can Kruise.” said Doggie.
“That acronym’s horrible.” Amy said.
“We thought that the name should reflect the abilities of you.” said Doggie.
“He broke my phone…” said a shocked Bang.
“Anyway, this is the fastest spaceship we’ve ever built. It has two cockpits, one in the front, and one in the back. It even has bathrooms and beds, and it can transform into a megazord, complete with lasers, missile-shaped laser, purple lasers and lasers with smoke trails. And the ship can separate into two.” informed Doggie.
“Wait, if it can transform into a megazord, do we still need the Zeo Zords?” asked Amy.
“Nope. Kat, do it!” said Doggie. The Zeo Zords were in the middle of the city. Kat pressed a button and the zords blew up.
“Commander, maybe we should’ve done that OUTSIDE the city.” said Kat.
“Ah, no one will noticed. Now Rangers, SUIT UP AND LEAVE!” commanded Doggie.
“Right! SPD, EMERGENCY!” The Rangers morphed, although Kyle was not very enthusiastic. The Rangers ran to those weird tube slidy-thingys and went into the Zord bay. Bang, Amy and David ran inside, but before Kyle went inside, he stared at the S.U.C.K spaceship for a long time, until David pulled him inside.
“We’re ready, Kat!” said Amy. The Delta Command Base opened up, resulting in many people falling out and landing to the ground. The Rangers were off.
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*Elm-0’s World*
“HA HA HA! My plan is working! Little does S.P.D know that General N00dle’s brother, General N00dles will assassinate the President, causing a chain reaction that will cause a fourth World War, a second Galaxy War, and possibly a Ninth ‘Rocky’ movie! General N00dles’s brother and Ber-7, come with me!” instructed Elm-0.
“And me, sir?” asked Erni-3.
“You can call the space pirates or something to destroy the Rangers…and then you tidy up.” Said Elm-0.
“Yes, master…”
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*S.U.C.K Ship- Front/Main Cockpit*
The unmorphed David and Kyle were piloting the ship, while Kyle was shuddering.
“What’s wrong with you?” asked David.
“N-n-nothing. W-w-why -aren’t y-y-you wearing a s-s-s-seat belt?” asked Kyle.
“Ah, you don’t really need a seat belt.” said David.
“DON’T SAY THAT!” yelled Kyle, scaring David.
*Back cockpit*
“-and he just didn’t tell me why! I mean, I like David as a friend, but sometimes he’s so immature, and acts so stupid. What do you think?” Amy asked Bang.
“I haven’t listened to a single word you just said, and I don’t really care so much.” Bang said.
The S.U.C.K ship left the Earth’s atmosphere, and everything was peaceful for a while. Then, the alarm began to ring.
“BOGEYS!” yelled Amy.
“You mean like in golf?” said Bang.
“No, as in enemy ships!”
“Everyone, fire lasers everywhere until you hit someone!” David said.
“The ships are too small!” said Amy. The tiny ships had tiny little blasters.
“Oh, we don’t have to worry about them.” Bang said.
The tiny little ships blasted HUGE laser beams at the S.U.C.K ship.
“Uh-oh.” said Bang.
“We’re taking heavy damage!” said Amy.
“There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home…” said Kyle.
“All right, guys, let’s do-“ The ship began shaking and rocking, and because David wasn’t wearing his seatbelt, his head hit the control panel and hit the “Separate Button,” knocking David out and separating the ship into two. David and Kyle’s side went out of control.
“David wake up!” said Kyle, shaking David. “What do I do? What do I do? Ah ha!” Kyle pressed the “Autopilot” button.
“Kyle! What’s going on?” Amy asked Kyle from the other half.
“David’s out cold!” replied Kyle, trying to wake David up.
The ships continued to blast the Rangers, and soon, Amy and Bang lost control, and started spinning around, while David and Kyle kept going on…
“Guys! What do we do?” Amy panicked.
“Press ‘Z’ to do a barrel roll!” said Bang. But it was too late. Amy and Bang’s (half of the) ship crashed onto the Moon’s surface…
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*Delta Command Base*
S.O.P.H.I.E was walking in the hallway. She opened the door to her room and saw something horrific.
Piggy had turned her room into his new café. It was filled with the same monsters and aliens from Piggy’s party. There was a horrible stench and garbage, food and other disturbing everywhere on the floor. S.O.P.H.I.E was outraged.
“Hey, S.O.P.H.I.E! Glad you can drop by!” said Piggy.
“PIGGY! What did you do?!” yelled S.O.P.H.I.E.
“It’s SPD! RUN AWAY!” one monster warned. Everyone in the room besides Piggy and S.O.P.H.I.E jumped out of the windows, shattering them. S.O.P.H.I.E was speechless.
“Oh, tough luck. You can pay for that, right? Because I’m not cleaning that up…” said Piggy, exiting the room.
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*White House*
A morphed Doggie Cruger smashed the door of the Oval Office, scaring the President to death.
“Don’t worry, you crooked politician! I’m here to defend you!” yelled Doggie.
“What in Halliburton’s name is going on?” asked George Pi. Bush.
“GET DOWN UNDER THE DESK!” yelled Doggie.
“Where? What? Why?”
“JUST GET UNDER IT!” instructed Doggie. The President followed his orders. “NOW SAY MEAT CAKE!”
“Meat cake!”
“NOW HOWL!” The President howled like a wolf.
“All too easy.” said Doggie.
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When David woke up, the first thing that he saw was Kyle’s face.
“Uh…what happened…” groaned David.
“We were attacked. Remember?” said Kyle.
“Yes, I remember, but-“ David sprang up. “What happened to Amy and Bang?”
“I don’t know. You landed on the ‘Separate’ button and Amy and Bang went out of control.” answered Kyle.
“Well, have you tried calling them or something?” asked David.
“No. I can’t reach them.” Kyle answered.
“WHAT KIND OF SHIP IS THIS?” said David.
“Well, maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation if you just put on your FREAKING seat belt!” yelled Kyle.
“All right, Kyle, SHUT UP! Stop making a big deal about that! I didn’t die or anything! Now, here’s what we’re going to do-“
Kyle got off his seat and stormed off.
“Kyle! What are you doing? KYLE! Ah, forget it.” said David. “Wait a minute…no one was driving! Oh, the autopilot’s on.”
A huge ship was in front of the S.U.C.K ship, and was about to hit it.
“HOLY CRAP!” exclaimed David, who turned off the autopilot and moved the ship up. “We should have an inflatable autopilot instead…”
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*The Other End of the S.U.C.K Ship on the Moon*
“Ohhhhhh…” groaned Bang. “Where are we?”
“I don’t know…wait…I THINK WE’RE ON THE MOON!” shouted Amy, who got up, opened the door and ran out of the ship.
“Wait, I’m not wearing a spacesuit or a Ranger suit!” Amy began choking and gagging. “I’m going to die…wait, I can breathe here!”
“Duh.” Bang said, who went outside. “Uh-oh.”
“What?”
“I see robot pirates…” said Bang. And he was right. Those were robot pirates that were trying to destroy them earlier, and many of them were approaching them to finish the job.
“WE ARE THE STEREOTYPED ROBOT PIRATES!” yelled the leader. They had robot parrots, peg legs and eye patches. Also, many of them were drunk and were wobbling around.
“SPD, EMERGENCY!” Bang and Amy morphed.
“What do we do?” asked Bang.
“Uh…there!” Amy spotted a U.S flag and a Russian flag. Amy and Bang pulled them out of the ground and began using them as weapons. Amy spun around and whacked many of them while Bang was stabbing and slashing others with his flag. But the two were outnumbered.
“We have to get back inside!” yelled Bang. The two ran back inside as fast as they could and closed the door. The robot pirates were banging on the door with their weapons.
“There are too many of them. What do we do?” said Amy.
The banging became louder.
“QUICK!” said Amy, running into the bedroom. Bang went inside the closet.
The robots pried the door open using one of the parrot's body.
Bang, who was inside the closet saw a very high coat rack that was misplaced by one of the idiots who helped build the ship, but it was too high up.
‘Maybe I can get up there…’ thought Bang. He tried to reach it, but it was too high. He began jumping, but nothing worked. Bang could hear their footprints. They were getting closer. His heart began to pound, he began to sweat, and I’m explaining this scene way too much and you might never know what happens.
One of the robots opened the closet door…
Nothing.
He closed it. Bang was higher up, with his back and feet against the walls. He was successful…because of his genetic power. Wow, they are actually useful.
In the bedroom, Amy had just went on the bed and covered her body with the sheets, but her head was still visible. And without warning, a robot pirate walked inside. Amy was worried, but without thinking, and before the robot saw her, her head turned invisible.
“No one in here,” said the robot, exiting the room. “Where could they be?’
“Maybe…they teleported!” one robot said.
“Hey, that Ber-7 guy can teleport! Maybe he turned good!” said one pirate.
“LET’S ATTACK ELM-0’s BASE FOR NO REASON!” yelled the leader. The robots ran out, got into their ships and left.
Amy and Bang came out of their hiding spots.
“You know, why didn’t we just fight them?” asked Amy.
“It’s a new ship! We don’t want to break anything or ruin anything,” said Bang.
“Can the ship even take off?” said Amy.
“Let’s see.” Amy and Bang sat down and turned everything on. The (half of a) ship took off.
“It works!” Bang celebrated. “Now let’s find David and Kyle.”
“Right! I don’t even remember why Commander sent us here in the first place,” said Amy.
“We had a mission?” said a confused Bang.
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*White House*
Doggie had his fun. Now it was time to get serious. General N00dle’s brother was yards away with a sniper rifle, aiming at the President.
“DO IT!” yelled Elm-0. But Doggie heard him.
“Duck, Mr. President!” He followed his instructions, and just in time. General N00dles’ brother pulled the trigger, but his laser…bullet…whatever, shattered a window and hit a picture of the President and his family.
“Now, Ber-7!” yelled Elm-0. Ber-7 teleported inside the room. An alerted Doggie attempted to attack him, but Ber-7 teleported to the other side of the room, and Doggie smashed the President’s desk. Doggie saw Ber-7 and tried to attack him again, but Ber-7 teleported and Doggie smashed a bookcase. This went on for over five minutes, and Doggie smashed everything in the room. Bookcases, statues, chairs. Then, Ber-7 disappeared.
“Don’t worry, Mr. President. Everything is okay.” said Doggie. Everything in the Oval Office was destroyed.
“Oh, that’s great…” said the President.
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*Delta Command Base*
A happy Piggy was walking to his room/closet. He opened his door and turned the switch on. But it was still dark.
“What the…” Piggy took out a match and lit a match.
“Ah, that’s better.” But Piggy stepped on something really sharp, which “OW!” Piggy dropped the match and it landed on the floor. The fire alarm started to ring.
“Oh, great!” Piggy ran outside and grabbed a fire extinguisher from the hallway and ran back in. He tried to extinguish the fire, but it exploded in his face.
“Oh, come on!” The sprinklers turned on, soaking Piggy.
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David and Kyle were eating while searching for Bang and Amy.
“Kyle, can you pass the ketchup?” asked David.
Kyle squirted the ketchup at David’s face.
“Thank you.” said David, wiping his face with a hamburger.
“Want some tomatoes?” asked Kyle, throwing tomatoes at David’s eyes.
“Okay, that’s enough! Why are you mad at me?” yelled David.
“I’m not mad at you, okay?” said Kyle.
“Well, you’re acting like that.”
“Well, why didn’t you wear your seat belt?”
“I admit, I was a little stupid. Okay, really stupid. But that’s no reason to shun me and throw food at me!”
“I’m just…scared.”
“Scared of what?”
“Of space ships.” said Kyle.
“Well, get over it! Why are you so afraid?”
There was a very long pause.
“Because of what happened to my brother. The same thing happened. He wasn’t wearing a seat belt and his head hit the ‘Airlock’ button.”
“Did he survive?” asked David.
“No.”
“Oh. I’m sorry, Kyle.”
“No, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have acted like that toward you.” said Kyle.
David put his seatbelt on and took control of the ship.
“And I still like David, but I just don’t know what to do. He’s very nice, but I’m still mad at him. What should I do?” asked Amy.
“Give him another chance.” replied Bang.
“Well…I could do that.”
“Good. Now would you be quiet?”
“Fine. Oh, no. We’re going through an asteroid field!”
S.O.P.H.I.E and Piggy were ordered to come to the Command Center.
“Kat, look what I found on the ground!” said Piggy, showing a piece of glass from S.O.P.H.I.E’s window. “I stepped on this, and I dropped a lit match!”
“That’s what happens when you mess with me!” yelled S.O.P.H.I.E.
“Enough! Fight the enemy, not each other.” ordered Kat.
“That’s what you say every time!” said S.O.P.H.I.E.
“Fine. Both of you shut up and stop, or I’ll kick you both out of here.” threatened Kat.
“BURN!” yelled Boom.
*The (Damaged) Second Half of the SUCK ship (which is shaped like a parallelogram)*
The ship had just left the asteroid belt. It took lots of damage.
“We barely made it out alive…” said Bang.
“You know, we could’ve gone AROUND.” said Amy.
“Damn it. The ship took a lot of damage. Is everything okay?” said Bang.
“Oh, no. The oxygen level is going down.” said Amy.
“WHAT? How much oxygen do we have left?” asked Bang.
“Enough for only…24 hours…” said Amy.
7:34:58
7:34:59
7:35:00
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“David, I see something!” said Kyle. The two saw an icey planet.
“I have a strange feeling… We better go there.” said David. “Prepare for landing!”
The ship entered the atmosphere, and it slid on the extremely slippery surface, scraping the bottom of the ship. After the rough landing, David and Kyle came out of the ship.
“We forgot about the landing gear!” yelled Kyle.
“Holy crap! It’s freezing!” said David.
“Maybe our Ranger suits will help,” suggested Kyle. The two morphed and became warmer. “That’s weird. We didn’t even have to say the morphing call.”
“Now, why did we come here again?” asked David.
“Because of you! And now, we’re stuck in the middle of nowhere!” yelled Kyle.
And when they least expected it, an explosion occurred behind them. David and Kyle fell down.
“BWAHAHA! It’s me, General N00dles!” said the evil robot, who emerged from the smoke.
The two rangers snickered.
“SHUT UP! D-BOTS!” Human-like orange robots with heads that looked like gold fish appeared out of nowhere. “ATTACK!”
David and Kyle were ready to fight, but they slipped on the ice right away.
“Let’s just run away,” said Kyle.
“What?” Kyle pulled David who slipped on the ground, and Kyle was dragging him around on the ice while they were getting chased by evil, psychotic robots. They ran all the way to a cliffside after half a minute and stopped.
“You’re trapped!” yelled the General, as they were still running. They stopped, but a few D-Bots slipped and fell off the cliff.
“All right, we have to fight!” said David, getting up.
But something unexpected happened. Again. Amy and Bang’s ship was flying toward the ground and crashed. It kept slipping and ran into all of the D-Bots, sending them flying off the cliff.
“Well, that was very anti-climatic,” said Kyle.
“You may have won this battle, but we will win…the NEXT BATTLE!” said General N00dles, running away.
“Shouldn’t we go after him?” asked Kyle.
“Nah. I’m too tired and lazy,” replied David.
“But wasn’t that the entire point of the mission?”
“…CRAP!”
Amy and Bang stumbled out of the ship, dizzy.
“You guys are all right!” David ran to Amy and hugged her.
“Mom? Is that you?” said a confused Amy.
“I’m just glad that we’re all right,” said Kyle.
“ALL RIGHT? We are far from all right. We are stranded, both parts of the ship are damaged and very far away from each other, so I highly doubt that we can put them back together, we’re running out of fuel, we’re slowly running out of oxygen, and we reach Commander or Kat or anyone!” ranted Bang.
“Oh yeah?” said Kyle, taking his cell phone out.
“Kyle, that won’t work,” said Amy.
“Watch this,” said Kyle, dialing a number. “Hello? Kat? Can you help us out here? We’re stuck in some ice planet,” said Kyle.
A huge beam came from the sky and zapped the rangers and the spaceships, teleporting all the way back to Earth. The Rangers were in the Command Center.
“Man, talk about deus ex machina…” said Amy.
“It actually worked…” said an extremely shocked Bang.
“How’d you do that?” David asked.
“We made a teleporting machine, which can teleport anyone, anywhere, at anytime.” informed Kat, pointing to a machine. But smoke came out of it. RIC was urinating on it.
“NO! Bad RIC, bad!” yelled Kat. But it was too late.
“Hey Kat, where are the zords?” asked David.
“…I’ll be right back.” said Kat, running out of the base.
*Elm-0’s World*
“YOU ALL SUCK!” yelled Elm-0.
“Well, things can’t get any worse, right?” said Ber-7.
Suddenly, the space pirates were flying over the base and started shooting lasers at them.
“GRRRRRRRR!!!!!” screamed Elm-0.
“S.O.P.H.I.E, I’m so sorry about what happened.” apologized Piggy.
“Me too,” said S.O.P.H.I.E, hugging Piggy. She put a “Kick Me” sign on Piggy’s back while Piggy put a sign on her saying “Spill Coffee On Me.”
“David, I’m sorry that I’ve been…a little mean to you lately,” said Amy.
“No, no. It was my fault,” said David.
“I would love to go out with you again,” suggested Amy.
“Well…sure.”
“Ok. Where? The movies, dinner, what?”
“Wait, I know a perfect place!” said David.
*The Planet Brick AKA Kyle’s Home Planet*
David, Amy and even Kyle (who was there to show the two around) were sitting down for dinner, getting ready to eat.
“Where’s the food?” asked David.
“This is the food!” said Kyle, taking a bite out of the table.
“Ah, what the heck?” said Amy, biting the table.
David smiled.
(Phew, glad that’s over. And don’t worry. The next episode will be shorter and funnier. Look for it next week.)
Episode 4: My Space Trip
Unless you hate life or you’re afraid of something, you probably always look forward to waking up in the morning. Well, I was afraid. After what happened with Amy and me last night, I’ve been trying to avoid her. And Amy was trying to avoid S.O.P.H.I.E who is trying to avoid Piggy after she created a huge mess and not cleaning it up, who’s been trying to avoid Commander Cruger after the big party, who has been trying to avoid Kyle after some bizarre butter incident, who was trying to avoid Bang after he punched him in the face, who has been trying to avoid me because he hates my guts after I became the leader. Yes, we are one big, happy family.
*Delta Command Base*
“Amy, just give me another chance!” David pleaded.
“David, I will go out with you again when cows fly!” Amy responded.
The alarm rang and the Rangers ran into the Command Center.
“Rangers, I’ve noticed that after the events that occurred yesterday, the behavior of everyone has been different.” Said Doggie.
Everyone in the room was at least 10 feet apart from each other.
“What do you mean, Commander?” asked Kyle. Doggie growled at him.
“What I mean is that because of mistakes that we have all been, well, not a team.” Said Doggie.
“It’s not my fault that that cyborg, or robot or whatever can’t make a mess without cleaning it up!” said Piggy, referring to S.O.P.H.I.E.
“You’re the janitor! Shouldn’t you be the one to clean up messes?” responded S.O.P.H.I.E.
“GUYS! Stop it! These arguments are tearing us apart! We’re all on the same team!” said Amy.
“Yeah! She’s right!” said David.
“Shut up, David.” Said Amy.
“THAT IS ENOUGH!” shouted Doggie. “Now, lately, strange things have been happening around here.” Said Doggie, who turned on the screen and showed a video of a space ship abducting a cow.
“Does that count, Amy?” asked David.
“No.”
“These strange alien criminals have been doing completely random and yet threatening things to us. Now, according to a reliable source, they are going to attack President George Pi. Bush during his ‘State of the Union’ speech tomorrow.” Said Doggie.
The State of The Union was supposed to be months ago, but was held back because the President didn’t know how to pronounce one word.
“And what IS the reliable source?” asked Bang.
“The actual strange, alien criminals. They sent us a note saying ‘We will attack the President tomorrow during his speech.’ “ said Doggie.
“Oh. Then what do we do?” asked Bang.
“You have to protect the president.” Said Doggie.
“Isn’t that the Secret Service’s job?” asked Kyle.
“Has the Secret Service ever done anything useful?” Said Doggie.
“No.” Said Kyle.
“And there’s your answer. Remember: Tomorrow, Washington, alien criminal, threat, and pi.” Reminded Doggie.
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*Rec Room*
Bang was sitting down and reading a comic book.
“Aw, man. Captain America died again.” Said Bang. Kyle walked over to him.
“Hmm…let me see…” Kyle took the comic book and began eating it. Bang grabbed it, rolled it up and smacked Kyle’s head with it. “You know what, you’re mean!” shouted Kyle, dashing to the other side of the room next to David.
I know that Kyle was weird, but Bang is always treating him like an annoying pet.
Kyle was sitting down on a chair in a fetal position and was sucking is thumb.
“Uh, Kyle?” David said to Kyle.
“WHAT?” Kyle yelled, while his eye was twitching.
“I’m just wondering, why do you eat everything that you see?” David asked.
“Well, I come from a different planet called ‘Brrick,’ and everything is edible there.” Answered Kyle.
“Everything is edible…” said David, imagining a planet entirely made of chocolate.
It's like "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory..."
Boom was in the room playing “The Candy Man” on his boom box.
“Boom, play one more song and I will throw that out of the window.” Threatened David. Boom turned it off and walked away, when Amy entered the rec room.
“Hello, Kyle, Bang and the object of my current scorn.” said Amy. But the others were looking at her in a strange way.
“Amy…have you looked in the mirror lately?” asked Bang.
“No, why?” she asked. Kyle handed Amy a mirror and she looked at it.
“Well, this mirror sucks! I can’t see anything!” complained Amy.
“That’s because…YOUR HEAD IS INVISIBLE.” said Kyle.
“…huh?” Amy became speechless.
“This is fascinating!” said Bang. “I have to use the bathroom.” he said, getting up. But something strange has also happened to Bang. He’s grown four inches taller.
‘Wow. Have you been eating more vegetables lately?” asked Kyle.
“I’m taller! I feel more…powerful.” Said Bang.
“I’m taller! I feel more…powerful.” Repeated Kyle.
“Kyle! Stop that!” said Amy.
“Kyle! Stop that!” said Kyle.
“Seriously.” Said Amy.
“Seriously.” Said Kyle.
“Guys! Help!” shouted David, as Kyle repeated him. The Rangers looked around but couldn’t see David. “Over here!” he shouted. Kyle found an action figure that looked just like him. “What happened?” asked David, who has mysteriously transformed into an action figure.
“This is very strange…” said Bang.
“We better tell this to Kat and Commander Cruger.” Said Amy.
“We better tell this to Kat and Commander Cruger.” Said Kyle. The taller Bang, partially invisible Amy, and the repeating Kyle who was carrying the action figure David walked to the Command Center with everyone in SPD giving strange looks to them.
“It looks like they finally lost it…” said Piggy, who was wiping a window.
The four Rangers walked into the Command Center when Doggie saw them.
“Ah, I see that Bang has been eating healthier, Cadet Dimwitt is more annoying and is playing with a Cadet Magio action figure, and that Cadet Sandy was successful in an experiment to take your own head off and survive.” Said Doggie, who was not alarmed at the rangers’ strange conditions. Kyle was about to repeat this but Bang covered his mouth with his hand.
“Uh, Commander, I think that these are the Rangers’ genetic powers.” Kat said.
“Genetic powers?” asked Amy.
“Yes, genetic powers. Although, your powers may not be fully developed yet.” Said Kat.
“What do you mean?” asked Bang.
“Well, have you noticed how they are right now? I’m not very sure about this, but I think that Amy’s power is to become invisible, Kyle’s power is to mimic other people, Bang’s power is to change sizes, and David’s power is to transform. But, like I said, your powers aren’t fully developed yet.” Said Kat.
“How’d we get them?” asked Amy.
“Probably from those crazy random science experiments that I did with your parents in SPD.” Answered Kat.
“I don’t think that my parents worked here.” Bang said.
“I don’t think that my parents worked here.” Kyle said.
“Same.” Said David.
“My parents did crazy random science experiments?” said Amy.
“Bang’s parents once worked here, along with Kyle’s parents, and David’s parents-“
“-DID NOT WORK HERE. Yeah, must have been some, I don’t know, exposure to radiation or something like that.” Said Doggie.
“Oh yeah…my dad worked at some nuclear power plant or something like that.” said David.
“How do we stop this?” asked Bang.
“CONSENTRATE!” said Doggie, squeezing his eyes shut. At first, the Rangers gave him strange looks, but they did what he did and their powers “turned off.”
“Okay! Everybody out! Don’t forget about the mission tomorrow!” said Doggie, pushing the Rangers out of the command center. The sliding doors closed.
“Commander, when will you tell David the truth?” asked Kat.
“When he’s ready to know and I’m ready to tell him.” answered Doggie.
“And when will you be ready?” asked Kat.
“Right after I go skydiving in Jupiter and use an anvil as a parachute.” Said Doggie, walking away.
Boom was in the room during the conversation.
“Why didn’t you tell me that my parents worked here?” he asked.
“You’re fat, stupid, useless and you have no life.” Answered Kat.
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After that, I began to wonder how transforming into an action figure can be useful. I could hide, or even go undercover! The possibilities are endless. Anyway, the day of the State of the Union arrived.
The Rangers were at the crowded Joint Sessions of Congress, and had to protect everyone in there, especially the President. Bang and Amy were on one side while David and Kyle were on the other.
“Why do we have to wear these suits, ties and sunglasses?” complained Kyle.
“Well, what would you rather wear? A clown outfit?” asked David.
“Well, yeah! We can go undercover!” answered Kyle.
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*Outside*
Elm-0 along with two identical and mysterious robots gathered outside.
“This plan is perfect! After you attempt to assassinate the President, you’ll run away to lure the Rangers away, leaving this planet defenseless!” said Elm-0, laughing maniacally.
“Why are you screaming you’re plan?” one of the robots asked.
“Sorry, it’s just a bad habit.” Elm-0 responded.
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*Joint Sessions*
The Vice President and the Speaker of the House were already seated.
“Something tells me that I shouldn’t have come today…” said the Vice President.
After a long wait, President George Pi. Bush finally arrived.
A random man walked in.
“The President of the United States!” he yelled. There was very scattered applause. The President ran inside and began yelling, “USA! USA! USA!” It was very silent for a few minutes, and he took his seat. Shortly after, the President began his speech. It appeared that no one in the audience was listening to a single word that the President was saying.
“Our security is failing, and America is less safe.” Said the President. The audience stood up and began applauding.
Meanwhile, one of Elm-0’s robots was on the roof holding a laser gun/sniper rifle and created a hole, and aimed his weapon at the President.
“Oh…I don’t feel good…” said the Vice President, who fell down.
“MEDIC!” someone shouted.
“Don’t worry, I got it!” shouted the Speaker of the House. She ripped her clothes of and revealed a paramedic uniform. Despite what was happening in the background, the President continued with his speech, although it was difficult to listen while the Speaker was giving CPR to the Vice President. The Rangers, along with the rest of the audience gazed in awe.
“Enough of this nonsense!” shouted the robot from the roof, who shot at the President, but missed by two inches. Everyone began to panic and ran away while the Speaker carried the Vice President away. Everyone heard the robot, but could not see him. The Rangers searched the area and looked around during the chaos.
That was one very chaotic moment. Although I’m not really sure why I don’t remember what happened…
David tripped on his own foot and was ran over by everyone in the room.
“I am General N00dles! Burn down the rainforest! Melt all the ice caps! Buy more hairspray!” proclaimed the robot.
“THERE!” shouted Amy, who saw the tiny hole in the roof.
“Are you sure that enhanced sight isn’t your genetic power?” asked Bang. The Rangers (minus David who was unconscious) took out their cadet blasters and began shooting at the ceiling, but the three failed. They heard very loud footsteps from above.
“Quick! Outside!” Amy shouted. The three rangers ran outside, only to see that they were too late. General N00dles had escaped.
David got up and groaned.
“Did I miss anything?” he said.
“We have to go after him!” said Amy, ignoring David.
“But how? Those crappy, outdated Zeo Zords can’t fly? I think…” said Bang.
“Then there’s only one more thing to do.” Said David.
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*New Tech City Airport (they still need airports?)*
“Riding an airplane? That’s all that you can think of?” complained Amy.
“Hey, it’s all I can think of!” replied David. David walked through the metal detector and and alarm rang.
“He has a blaster!” one security guard shouted, as five others tackled David to the ground.
“What a GREAT idea.” Said Amy.
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*Command Center*
An angry Piggy stomped into the command center in front of Doggie and Kat.
“Look what S.O.P.H.I.E did to me!” Piggy yelled. Doggie and Kat didn’t see any difference.
“…what?” Kat asked.
“She tricked me into falling into a bath tub! This is all because of the cafeteria incident! Well, I’m going to get her back!” said Piggy, running away and laughing like a maniac, just as Z-Squad entered the command center.
“We need a new janitor…” said Kat.
“Z-SQUAD! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?” yelled Doggie.
“We’ve been following David, the greatest leader ever.” said Amy in a sarcastic way.
“It doesn’t matter. This ‘General N00dles’ has already gone past the Moon. You guys must go into space and capture him and interrogate him, while I defend our idiot President.” instructed Doggie.
“Uh…space?” asked Kyle.
“Yes…why?” asked a suspicious Doggie.
“Oh, nothing. I just have to go somewhere…” said Kyle, running away to the infirmary.
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*Infirmary*
Kyle was sitting down as the tiger-like alien Dr. Felix walked inside. He noticed that the sign that said “S.P.D Infirmary” said “S.T.D Infirmary” for some strange reason.
“Who did that?” he said. “Never mind. Now, Kyle, what seems to be the problem? You seemed to be worried about something.”
“Dr. Felix, I’m allergic to oxygen.” said Kyle.
“…okay.” said a puzzled Dr. Felix.
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*Command Center*
“Grrr…where is Cadet Dimwitt?” yelled Doggie.
“Sir, if I know Kyle, he’s probably in the dumpster.” said Bang.
“He’s right here, Commander Cruger.” said Dr. Felix, who had just entered the Command Center with Kyle. “He’s just a little nervous about going to space.”
“Don’t worry, Kyle. Space is just like here, except that there’s no gravity, no air, it’s extremely cold and it’s easier to die there.” said Kat, trying to comfort Kyle.
“You’ll be fine.” said Dr. Felix, walking over to Doggie. “You might want to get him to take an IQ test or something, just to be safe.” Dr. Felix whispered, who then exited the command center.
“Finally, you’re all here…after ten minutes. So let’s not waste any more time!” said Doggie. Bang’s cellphone suddenly began to ring.
“Let me just get this.” said Bang, taking his cellphone out. But Doggie took his phone and threw it at the wall.
“Now then, in order to catch up with this ‘General N00dles,’ you need a fast ship.” Said Doggie. The display screen showed a huge, triangle-shaped space ship. “This is the S.U.C.K, or Spacecraft U Can Kruise.” said Doggie.
“That acronym’s horrible.” Amy said.
“We thought that the name should reflect the abilities of you.” said Doggie.
“He broke my phone…” said a shocked Bang.
“Anyway, this is the fastest spaceship we’ve ever built. It has two cockpits, one in the front, and one in the back. It even has bathrooms and beds, and it can transform into a megazord, complete with lasers, missile-shaped laser, purple lasers and lasers with smoke trails. And the ship can separate into two.” informed Doggie.
“Wait, if it can transform into a megazord, do we still need the Zeo Zords?” asked Amy.
“Nope. Kat, do it!” said Doggie. The Zeo Zords were in the middle of the city. Kat pressed a button and the zords blew up.
“Commander, maybe we should’ve done that OUTSIDE the city.” said Kat.
“Ah, no one will noticed. Now Rangers, SUIT UP AND LEAVE!” commanded Doggie.
“Right! SPD, EMERGENCY!” The Rangers morphed, although Kyle was not very enthusiastic. The Rangers ran to those weird tube slidy-thingys and went into the Zord bay. Bang, Amy and David ran inside, but before Kyle went inside, he stared at the S.U.C.K spaceship for a long time, until David pulled him inside.
“We’re ready, Kat!” said Amy. The Delta Command Base opened up, resulting in many people falling out and landing to the ground. The Rangers were off.
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*Elm-0’s World*
“HA HA HA! My plan is working! Little does S.P.D know that General N00dle’s brother, General N00dles will assassinate the President, causing a chain reaction that will cause a fourth World War, a second Galaxy War, and possibly a Ninth ‘Rocky’ movie! General N00dles’s brother and Ber-7, come with me!” instructed Elm-0.
“And me, sir?” asked Erni-3.
“You can call the space pirates or something to destroy the Rangers…and then you tidy up.” Said Elm-0.
“Yes, master…”
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*S.U.C.K Ship- Front/Main Cockpit*
The unmorphed David and Kyle were piloting the ship, while Kyle was shuddering.
“What’s wrong with you?” asked David.
“N-n-nothing. W-w-why -aren’t y-y-you wearing a s-s-s-seat belt?” asked Kyle.
“Ah, you don’t really need a seat belt.” said David.
“DON’T SAY THAT!” yelled Kyle, scaring David.
*Back cockpit*
“-and he just didn’t tell me why! I mean, I like David as a friend, but sometimes he’s so immature, and acts so stupid. What do you think?” Amy asked Bang.
“I haven’t listened to a single word you just said, and I don’t really care so much.” Bang said.
The S.U.C.K ship left the Earth’s atmosphere, and everything was peaceful for a while. Then, the alarm began to ring.
“BOGEYS!” yelled Amy.
“You mean like in golf?” said Bang.
“No, as in enemy ships!”
“Everyone, fire lasers everywhere until you hit someone!” David said.
“The ships are too small!” said Amy. The tiny ships had tiny little blasters.
“Oh, we don’t have to worry about them.” Bang said.
The tiny little ships blasted HUGE laser beams at the S.U.C.K ship.
“Uh-oh.” said Bang.
“We’re taking heavy damage!” said Amy.
“There’s no place like home…there’s no place like home…” said Kyle.
“All right, guys, let’s do-“ The ship began shaking and rocking, and because David wasn’t wearing his seatbelt, his head hit the control panel and hit the “Separate Button,” knocking David out and separating the ship into two. David and Kyle’s side went out of control.
“David wake up!” said Kyle, shaking David. “What do I do? What do I do? Ah ha!” Kyle pressed the “Autopilot” button.
“Kyle! What’s going on?” Amy asked Kyle from the other half.
“David’s out cold!” replied Kyle, trying to wake David up.
The ships continued to blast the Rangers, and soon, Amy and Bang lost control, and started spinning around, while David and Kyle kept going on…
“Guys! What do we do?” Amy panicked.
“Press ‘Z’ to do a barrel roll!” said Bang. But it was too late. Amy and Bang’s (half of the) ship crashed onto the Moon’s surface…
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*Delta Command Base*
S.O.P.H.I.E was walking in the hallway. She opened the door to her room and saw something horrific.
Piggy had turned her room into his new café. It was filled with the same monsters and aliens from Piggy’s party. There was a horrible stench and garbage, food and other disturbing everywhere on the floor. S.O.P.H.I.E was outraged.
“Hey, S.O.P.H.I.E! Glad you can drop by!” said Piggy.
“PIGGY! What did you do?!” yelled S.O.P.H.I.E.
“It’s SPD! RUN AWAY!” one monster warned. Everyone in the room besides Piggy and S.O.P.H.I.E jumped out of the windows, shattering them. S.O.P.H.I.E was speechless.
“Oh, tough luck. You can pay for that, right? Because I’m not cleaning that up…” said Piggy, exiting the room.
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*White House*
A morphed Doggie Cruger smashed the door of the Oval Office, scaring the President to death.
“Don’t worry, you crooked politician! I’m here to defend you!” yelled Doggie.
“What in Halliburton’s name is going on?” asked George Pi. Bush.
“GET DOWN UNDER THE DESK!” yelled Doggie.
“Where? What? Why?”
“JUST GET UNDER IT!” instructed Doggie. The President followed his orders. “NOW SAY MEAT CAKE!”
“Meat cake!”
“NOW HOWL!” The President howled like a wolf.
“All too easy.” said Doggie.
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I really hated that day. So many injuries… And I’m not sure how, but I somehow hurt Kyle’s feelings…
When David woke up, the first thing that he saw was Kyle’s face.
“Uh…what happened…” groaned David.
“We were attacked. Remember?” said Kyle.
“Yes, I remember, but-“ David sprang up. “What happened to Amy and Bang?”
“I don’t know. You landed on the ‘Separate’ button and Amy and Bang went out of control.” answered Kyle.
“Well, have you tried calling them or something?” asked David.
“No. I can’t reach them.” Kyle answered.
“WHAT KIND OF SHIP IS THIS?” said David.
“Well, maybe we wouldn’t be in this situation if you just put on your FREAKING seat belt!” yelled Kyle.
“All right, Kyle, SHUT UP! Stop making a big deal about that! I didn’t die or anything! Now, here’s what we’re going to do-“
Kyle got off his seat and stormed off.
“Kyle! What are you doing? KYLE! Ah, forget it.” said David. “Wait a minute…no one was driving! Oh, the autopilot’s on.”
A huge ship was in front of the S.U.C.K ship, and was about to hit it.
“HOLY CRAP!” exclaimed David, who turned off the autopilot and moved the ship up. “We should have an inflatable autopilot instead…”
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*The Other End of the S.U.C.K Ship on the Moon*
“Ohhhhhh…” groaned Bang. “Where are we?”
“I don’t know…wait…I THINK WE’RE ON THE MOON!” shouted Amy, who got up, opened the door and ran out of the ship.
“Wait, I’m not wearing a spacesuit or a Ranger suit!” Amy began choking and gagging. “I’m going to die…wait, I can breathe here!”
“Duh.” Bang said, who went outside. “Uh-oh.”
“What?”
“I see robot pirates…” said Bang. And he was right. Those were robot pirates that were trying to destroy them earlier, and many of them were approaching them to finish the job.
“WE ARE THE STEREOTYPED ROBOT PIRATES!” yelled the leader. They had robot parrots, peg legs and eye patches. Also, many of them were drunk and were wobbling around.
“SPD, EMERGENCY!” Bang and Amy morphed.
“What do we do?” asked Bang.
“Uh…there!” Amy spotted a U.S flag and a Russian flag. Amy and Bang pulled them out of the ground and began using them as weapons. Amy spun around and whacked many of them while Bang was stabbing and slashing others with his flag. But the two were outnumbered.
“We have to get back inside!” yelled Bang. The two ran back inside as fast as they could and closed the door. The robot pirates were banging on the door with their weapons.
“There are too many of them. What do we do?” said Amy.
The banging became louder.
“QUICK!” said Amy, running into the bedroom. Bang went inside the closet.
The robots pried the door open using one of the parrot's body.
Bang, who was inside the closet saw a very high coat rack that was misplaced by one of the idiots who helped build the ship, but it was too high up.
‘Maybe I can get up there…’ thought Bang. He tried to reach it, but it was too high. He began jumping, but nothing worked. Bang could hear their footprints. They were getting closer. His heart began to pound, he began to sweat, and I’m explaining this scene way too much and you might never know what happens.
One of the robots opened the closet door…
Nothing.
He closed it. Bang was higher up, with his back and feet against the walls. He was successful…because of his genetic power. Wow, they are actually useful.
In the bedroom, Amy had just went on the bed and covered her body with the sheets, but her head was still visible. And without warning, a robot pirate walked inside. Amy was worried, but without thinking, and before the robot saw her, her head turned invisible.
“No one in here,” said the robot, exiting the room. “Where could they be?’
“Maybe…they teleported!” one robot said.
“Hey, that Ber-7 guy can teleport! Maybe he turned good!” said one pirate.
“LET’S ATTACK ELM-0’s BASE FOR NO REASON!” yelled the leader. The robots ran out, got into their ships and left.
Amy and Bang came out of their hiding spots.
“You know, why didn’t we just fight them?” asked Amy.
“It’s a new ship! We don’t want to break anything or ruin anything,” said Bang.
“Can the ship even take off?” said Amy.
“Let’s see.” Amy and Bang sat down and turned everything on. The (half of a) ship took off.
“It works!” Bang celebrated. “Now let’s find David and Kyle.”
“Right! I don’t even remember why Commander sent us here in the first place,” said Amy.
“We had a mission?” said a confused Bang.
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*White House*
Doggie had his fun. Now it was time to get serious. General N00dle’s brother was yards away with a sniper rifle, aiming at the President.
“DO IT!” yelled Elm-0. But Doggie heard him.
“Duck, Mr. President!” He followed his instructions, and just in time. General N00dles’ brother pulled the trigger, but his laser…bullet…whatever, shattered a window and hit a picture of the President and his family.
“Now, Ber-7!” yelled Elm-0. Ber-7 teleported inside the room. An alerted Doggie attempted to attack him, but Ber-7 teleported to the other side of the room, and Doggie smashed the President’s desk. Doggie saw Ber-7 and tried to attack him again, but Ber-7 teleported and Doggie smashed a bookcase. This went on for over five minutes, and Doggie smashed everything in the room. Bookcases, statues, chairs. Then, Ber-7 disappeared.
“Don’t worry, Mr. President. Everything is okay.” said Doggie. Everything in the Oval Office was destroyed.
“Oh, that’s great…” said the President.
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*Delta Command Base*
A happy Piggy was walking to his room/closet. He opened his door and turned the switch on. But it was still dark.
“What the…” Piggy took out a match and lit a match.
“Ah, that’s better.” But Piggy stepped on something really sharp, which “OW!” Piggy dropped the match and it landed on the floor. The fire alarm started to ring.
“Oh, great!” Piggy ran outside and grabbed a fire extinguisher from the hallway and ran back in. He tried to extinguish the fire, but it exploded in his face.
“Oh, come on!” The sprinklers turned on, soaking Piggy.
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I knew that Kyle was really mad at me, but I just couldn’t tell why. Sure, I made some pretty stupid mistakes, but why was he mad? I didn’t do anything to him. And unfortunately, we weren’t able to communicate with anyone. So we were stranded in the cold and empty space known as…space.
David and Kyle were eating while searching for Bang and Amy.
“Kyle, can you pass the ketchup?” asked David.
Kyle squirted the ketchup at David’s face.
“Thank you.” said David, wiping his face with a hamburger.
“Want some tomatoes?” asked Kyle, throwing tomatoes at David’s eyes.
“Okay, that’s enough! Why are you mad at me?” yelled David.
“I’m not mad at you, okay?” said Kyle.
“Well, you’re acting like that.”
“Well, why didn’t you wear your seat belt?”
“I admit, I was a little stupid. Okay, really stupid. But that’s no reason to shun me and throw food at me!”
“I’m just…scared.”
“Scared of what?”
“Of space ships.” said Kyle.
“Well, get over it! Why are you so afraid?”
There was a very long pause.
“Because of what happened to my brother. The same thing happened. He wasn’t wearing a seat belt and his head hit the ‘Airlock’ button.”
Oh, snap.
“Did he survive?” asked David.
“No.”
Double snap.
“Oh. I’m sorry, Kyle.”
“No, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have acted like that toward you.” said Kyle.
Things can change between two people when you learn about him or her.
David put his seatbelt on and took control of the ship.
Things can change between people while talking to someone else.
“And I still like David, but I just don’t know what to do. He’s very nice, but I’m still mad at him. What should I do?” asked Amy.
“Give him another chance.” replied Bang.
“Well…I could do that.”
“Good. Now would you be quiet?”
“Fine. Oh, no. We’re going through an asteroid field!”
And sometimes, you’re forced to change.
S.O.P.H.I.E and Piggy were ordered to come to the Command Center.
“Kat, look what I found on the ground!” said Piggy, showing a piece of glass from S.O.P.H.I.E’s window. “I stepped on this, and I dropped a lit match!”
“That’s what happens when you mess with me!” yelled S.O.P.H.I.E.
“Enough! Fight the enemy, not each other.” ordered Kat.
“That’s what you say every time!” said S.O.P.H.I.E.
“Fine. Both of you shut up and stop, or I’ll kick you both out of here.” threatened Kat.
“BURN!” yelled Boom.
*The (Damaged) Second Half of the SUCK ship (which is shaped like a parallelogram)*
The ship had just left the asteroid belt. It took lots of damage.
“We barely made it out alive…” said Bang.
“You know, we could’ve gone AROUND.” said Amy.
“Damn it. The ship took a lot of damage. Is everything okay?” said Bang.
“Oh, no. The oxygen level is going down.” said Amy.
“WHAT? How much oxygen do we have left?” asked Bang.
“Enough for only…24 hours…” said Amy.
7:34:58
7:34:59
7:35:00
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So we were just floating around in space for hours, and we had no idea where we were, but I was able to think about a lot of things. Which really came first, the chicken or the egg? Why aren’t most soap operas cancelled by now? Does Amy still like me? Oh, no. Amy. What’s she doing now? How is she? Is she okay?
“David, I see something!” said Kyle. The two saw an icey planet.
“I have a strange feeling… We better go there.” said David. “Prepare for landing!”
The ship entered the atmosphere, and it slid on the extremely slippery surface, scraping the bottom of the ship. After the rough landing, David and Kyle came out of the ship.
“We forgot about the landing gear!” yelled Kyle.
“Holy crap! It’s freezing!” said David.
“Maybe our Ranger suits will help,” suggested Kyle. The two morphed and became warmer. “That’s weird. We didn’t even have to say the morphing call.”
“Now, why did we come here again?” asked David.
“Because of you! And now, we’re stuck in the middle of nowhere!” yelled Kyle.
And when they least expected it, an explosion occurred behind them. David and Kyle fell down.
“BWAHAHA! It’s me, General N00dles!” said the evil robot, who emerged from the smoke.
The two rangers snickered.
“SHUT UP! D-BOTS!” Human-like orange robots with heads that looked like gold fish appeared out of nowhere. “ATTACK!”
David and Kyle were ready to fight, but they slipped on the ice right away.
“Let’s just run away,” said Kyle.
“What?” Kyle pulled David who slipped on the ground, and Kyle was dragging him around on the ice while they were getting chased by evil, psychotic robots. They ran all the way to a cliffside after half a minute and stopped.
“You’re trapped!” yelled the General, as they were still running. They stopped, but a few D-Bots slipped and fell off the cliff.
“All right, we have to fight!” said David, getting up.
But something unexpected happened. Again. Amy and Bang’s ship was flying toward the ground and crashed. It kept slipping and ran into all of the D-Bots, sending them flying off the cliff.
“Well, that was very anti-climatic,” said Kyle.
“You may have won this battle, but we will win…the NEXT BATTLE!” said General N00dles, running away.
“Shouldn’t we go after him?” asked Kyle.
“Nah. I’m too tired and lazy,” replied David.
“But wasn’t that the entire point of the mission?”
“…CRAP!”
Amy and Bang stumbled out of the ship, dizzy.
“You guys are all right!” David ran to Amy and hugged her.
“Mom? Is that you?” said a confused Amy.
“I’m just glad that we’re all right,” said Kyle.
“ALL RIGHT? We are far from all right. We are stranded, both parts of the ship are damaged and very far away from each other, so I highly doubt that we can put them back together, we’re running out of fuel, we’re slowly running out of oxygen, and we reach Commander or Kat or anyone!” ranted Bang.
“Oh yeah?” said Kyle, taking his cell phone out.
“Kyle, that won’t work,” said Amy.
“Watch this,” said Kyle, dialing a number. “Hello? Kat? Can you help us out here? We’re stuck in some ice planet,” said Kyle.
A huge beam came from the sky and zapped the rangers and the spaceships, teleporting all the way back to Earth. The Rangers were in the Command Center.
Sometimes, completely unexpected things happen.
“Man, talk about deus ex machina…” said Amy.
“It actually worked…” said an extremely shocked Bang.
“How’d you do that?” David asked.
“We made a teleporting machine, which can teleport anyone, anywhere, at anytime.” informed Kat, pointing to a machine. But smoke came out of it. RIC was urinating on it.
“NO! Bad RIC, bad!” yelled Kat. But it was too late.
“Hey Kat, where are the zords?” asked David.
“…I’ll be right back.” said Kat, running out of the base.
Some unexpected events can be unexplained.
*Elm-0’s World*
“YOU ALL SUCK!” yelled Elm-0.
“Well, things can’t get any worse, right?” said Ber-7.
Suddenly, the space pirates were flying over the base and started shooting lasers at them.
“GRRRRRRRR!!!!!” screamed Elm-0.
Some event will never end no matter what anyone says.
“S.O.P.H.I.E, I’m so sorry about what happened.” apologized Piggy.
“Me too,” said S.O.P.H.I.E, hugging Piggy. She put a “Kick Me” sign on Piggy’s back while Piggy put a sign on her saying “Spill Coffee On Me.”
And sometimes, things go just as you wanted.
“David, I’m sorry that I’ve been…a little mean to you lately,” said Amy.
“No, no. It was my fault,” said David.
“I would love to go out with you again,” suggested Amy.
“Well…sure.”
“Ok. Where? The movies, dinner, what?”
“Wait, I know a perfect place!” said David.
*The Planet Brick AKA Kyle’s Home Planet*
David, Amy and even Kyle (who was there to show the two around) were sitting down for dinner, getting ready to eat.
“Where’s the food?” asked David.
“This is the food!” said Kyle, taking a bite out of the table.
“Ah, what the heck?” said Amy, biting the table.
David smiled.
(Phew, glad that’s over. And don’t worry. The next episode will be shorter and funnier. Look for it next week.)
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Next Time on "Spandex"
• Learn more about Bang and his backstory. (An SPD chracter with a backstory???? Craziness!)
• Sam (present Sam, not Omega) makes his first appearence in the fic.
• Bang, Kyle and David are trying to watch the Battleball Championship game (AKA the "Empt Bowl")
• Kyle has a little accident and is stuck on something.
• New cadets arrive, but unfortunately, Z-Squad must train them.
• David and Amy decide to just stay friends for now.
• Learn more about Bang and his backstory. (An SPD chracter with a backstory???? Craziness!)
• Sam (present Sam, not Omega) makes his first appearence in the fic.
• Bang, Kyle and David are trying to watch the Battleball Championship game (AKA the "Empt Bowl")
• Kyle has a little accident and is stuck on something.
• New cadets arrive, but unfortunately, Z-Squad must train them.
• David and Amy decide to just stay friends for now.
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NOTE: Just to avoid confusion, a different character will be narrating later in the chapter. It's like "Scrubs." Although this note might actually make you more confused... Eh…just read the chapter.
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Episode 5: His Game
David and Amy were in the hallways and walking past each other.
“Hey, Amy,” said David.
“Hi David!” said Amy, walking into Piggy’s janitor cart and tripping.
“Commander Cruger, we received a message from Birdy. Remember that huge, fiery explosion a few weeks ago? That’s happening everywhere,” said Kat.
“So, either there’s one idiot in every sector of SPD…or this can be some sort of conspiracy?” said Doggie.
“It’s probably the second one,” said Kat.
“So the entire galaxy is defenseless?” exclaimed Doggie.
“Well, at least we have Z-Squa- Oh, no…” said Kat.
“What is it?” asked Kat.
“Remember Sam, Ellen and all of those other annoying little kids?” asked Kat.
“Yes. Before that explosion, I got so mad at them that I locked them in the- Oh dear,” said Doggie.
There was a very long pause. Kat and Doggie sprinted out and ran down the stairs to the basement. They opened the door and saw Sam, along with three other little kids, exhausted.
“Food! Water!” groaned Sam.
“We won’t get sued for child abuse, will we?” asked Doggie.
“I can’t promise that,” said Kat.
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“And then I look out the window to see his grandmother choking their pet monkey with his own tail-“ Kyle ran in the Command Center, interrupting Doggie’s story. His clothes we soaked and there was toilet paper all over him.
“Commander, I need a plunger, a taiser and a milk carton!” yelled a panicking Kyle. A crash was heard in the background.
David, Kyle and Bang ran into the rec room, pumped up.
“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BATTLEBALL?” screamed Bang.
“YEAH!” yelled David.
Kyle began screaming his lungs out, and everyone else in the building began yelling at him in anger.
“Let’s watch something while waiting,” said Bang, turning on the television.
”And in political news, Weird Al Gore Verbinski announced that he is running for President in 2028.”
“Boring,” said Bang.
Amy walked into the rec room.
“Is this all you guys are going to do today?” asked Amy. “Just watch guys who have been taking steroids beat each other up just to get across a field with a metallic ball?”
“I just watch it for the commercials,” said David.
“I’m just here because I have no life,” said Kyle.
“Battle ball is one of the greatest things that has ever happened in this planet. I am just going to sit here, watch the game and drink soda and eat snacks until I puke!” said Bang.
“Why don’t you go outside or read a book or something?” said Amy.
“You mean that place with…nature?”
“Yes, that place. Don’t just stay indoors all your life,” said Amy.
“I’m not staying here all my life. Just most of my life,” said Bang.
“Whatever…”
The alarm began to ring.
“ARE YOU READY TO GO TO THE COMMAND CENTER?” yelled Kyle.
“Kyle, it’s over,” said David, walking out.
Bang and David exited the room, but as Kyle was walking out, the sliding doors closed on Kyle’s leg.
“Umm…guys? Some help please?” said Kyle.
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David, Bang and Amy hurried over to the Command Center.
“What is it, Commander?” asked Amy.
“Huh? Nothing,” said Doggie.
“Then what was the alarm for?” asked Bang.
“It must have been Boom,” said Doggie, pointing to Boom, who fell asleep on the control panel.
“So…can we go now?” asked an eager Bang.
“Nope. There’s something that I want to tell you. Ever since the huge, fiery explosion, you have been the only active cadets here. Well, that’s going to change,” announced Doggie.
“More cadets? That’s great!” said Amy.
“And you get to train them!” said Doggie.
“…run that by me again?” said Bang,
“Let me say this slowly so that your First Grade minds can understand this: new cadets- coming here- you are TRAINING them,” said Doggie.
“Yay?” said Bang.
“Yes…yay,” said a stressed out Doggie. “Now, where is Cadet Dimwitt?”
Meanwhile, in the hallway, Kyle’s leg was still stuck between the sliding doors.
“Help, please?” asked Kyle, as everyone was walking past him. Piggy walked up to him.
“I’ll help you. But wait, you have something on your face,” said Piggy, putting his mop on Kyle’s face.
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*Command Center*
“Maybe he got lost in a closet,” said Amy.
“Whatever. So, the other new recruits should be arriving…” Doggie looked at his watch. “Now.”
Nothing happened.
“Hmm…that’s strange. That can’t be good for them,” said Doggie.
12 people suddenly fell to the ground from the ceiling.
‘Ah, they’re finally here,” said Doggie as they all got up. “Z-Squad, meet the new Cadets,” said Doggie.
“Uh, actually, I was looking for a bathroom until that- DOG THING grabbed me!” said one person.
“He’s obviously undercover,” Doggie whispered to Z-Squad. “Cadet Magio, you’re training the person with the military camouflage, that girl who has a weird smile, the guy who’s dressed up like a ninja and the ‘undercover guy.’ “
“Cool,” said David.
“Bang, you’re with the Mexican guy, the person who’s sweating now, the person who looks like Fonzie, and the nerdy looking guy,” said Doggie.
*Flashback*
*2024*
“And they should be here…now,” said Doggie. Bang fell to the ground from the ceiling.
“Commander, I did it!” yelled Bang. Many other cadets fell on him.
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“I want this floor so clean and shiny, that it can deflect a laser beam, Boom’s brother!” yelled Doggie.
“Uh, it’s Bang, sir,” corrected Bang.
“Whatever,” said Doggie, as Bang was licking the floor.
*End Flashback*
“And Cadet Sandy, you will be with these four background characters who will have nothing to do with the plot at all,” said Doggie. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to S.P.D Galaxy Command for a meeting. Kat will be in charge,” said Doggie, as Kat was playing with a ball of yarn. “But first, I have to find someone else to watch the kids…” said Doggie, walking out.
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*A few minutes later in Bang’s room*
Bang was with the four cadets he was assigned to train.
“So…welcome,” said Bang. The cadets just looked at him.
Bang started growling.
“Uh…are you okay?” asked the nerdy looking guy.
“Uh, yeah. But first, I just want to know your names,” said Bang.
“TELL ME YOUR FREAKING NAMES, OR I WILL RIP YOU APART!” yelled Bang.
“O…k. I’m Rellim Nerrad,” said the “sweating person.”
“What kind of name is that?” asked Bang.
“My parents were drunk when they named me. I look forward to being here and learning to become a Power Ranger from a great person like you!” said Rellim.
“Ya-huh. And what’s your name?” Bang asked the “Fonzie looking guy.”
“I’m Brad, or as some people call me, and by some people, I mean myself, the BRADSTER!” said Brad, holding his thumbs up.
“And… you?” Bang pointed at the “nerdy guy.”
“I’m Jean-Luc Skywalker! My parents named me after that guy from Star Trek!” said the nerdy guy, snorting.
“And who are you?” Bang asked the Mexican guy.
“¡Hola! ¡Me llamo Carlos!” he said.
“English and Pig Latin are the official languages of America! Use them!” said Bang.
“How about Klingon?” asked Jean-Luc.
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*David’s room*
“All right, I will give each of you names that I will call you!” said David. “You will be named Dwight,” David told the “military camouflage guy.”
“With all due respect sir, my name is Michael, named after my grandfather who died in battl-“
“Yeah, yeah. Save me your life story. And bathroom guy, I will name you…Lou,” said David.
“Actually, my name is John. I’m not even supposed to be here,” he said.
“Don’t question my authority, Lou! And what’s your name?” David asked the “girl with the weird smile.”
“My name is Ann,” she answered.
“Then I’ll call you Ann,” said David.
“Hey! Why do you call HER by her real name?” asked John.
“Because I can do anything I want to! Now get me a soda, Dwight,” commanded David.
“YES, SIR!” Michael yelled, running out.
David walked over to the guy who was dressed up like a ninja.
“Hmm…ninja…. I’ll name you Captain Jack Sparrow!” said David.
The ninja grabbed his arm and flipped him over. “MY NAME IS EVAN!” he yelled.
“Evan. Gotcha,” groaned David.
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*Amy’s room*
“So, how are you today?” said Amy.
…
“How’s…that weather?” asked Amy.
…
“Anyone see any movies recently?” asked Amy.
…
“You people have no personality.”
No one said anything.
‘Maybe if I play dead, they’ll do something!’ thought Amy.
She fell to the ground and pretended to choke. The four cadets walked out the room for no apparent reason.
“Maybe if I actually die…”
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Doggie was walking in the hallway with Sam, Ellen Donut and Jimmy on leashes.
Doggie saw Piggy and went up to him.
“Piggy, I need you to watch these sweet little angels from above,” said Piggy.
“I might…for a price,” said Piggy.
“What do you want?” Doggie asked.
“I want a morpher,” demanded Piggy.
“No.”
“I want a walrus that can shoot lasers out of its eyes.”
“No.”
“I want a ten foot large piggy bank that’s shaped like a giant watermelon.”
“NO!”
“I want a raise,” said Piggy.
“We don’t even pay you,” said Doggie.
“Then I want to be paid,” Piggy said.
“How much?”
“One BILLION dollars!” yelled Piggy.
:”Definitely not. I’ll ask someone else. Come on, kids,” said Doggie, turning around to see that the kids had escaped.
“Oh, crap,” said Doggie, running off to find them.
“Hmm…maybe I’ll start a daycare! I’ll call it ‘Piggy’s!’ “ Piggy said to himself.
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*12 Minutes until the Empty Bowl begins*
Bang, Rellim, Jean-Luc, Brad and Carlos were outside at the training grounds.
“Alright, guys. This is the obstacle course that we had to go through before becoming Power Rangers. Now, if you can do this RIGHT NOW, then who knows what could happen?” said Bang.
“I don’t know. What?” asked Brad.
“I have absolutely no idea. Now, you have to climb the wall, climb the rope, come down, run on the tires, crawl under the wires, grab a rifle, shoot five ducks, do a back flip, grab a sword and stab ten dummies, jump on that giant wheel and stay on it without falling off for twenty seconds, climb over the fence, climb the ladder and go on the slide, dodge the discs that the training robots throw at you and blow them up, and then run across the finish line,” instructed Bang.
“¿Puede repetir usted eso lentamente? “ asked Carlos.
“No, because I don’t know what you just said,” said Bang.
“Hey, we’re new cadets! Shouldn’t we start with something smaller?” asked Jean-Luc.
“No. I’m the Ranger and you have to do whatever I say. Now, put your finger on your nose,” instructed Bang.
The cadets followed him.
“I’ll do anything you say!” said Rellim.
“Okay…” said a creeped out Bang. “Now I have to do something else…inside! Good luck!” said Bang, sprinting towards the Delta Base as the cadets began.
Bang was about to go inside, but slipped right away and landed on the ground headfirst. The ground was entirely covered with ice, and Bang was out cold. No pun intended.
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*Infirmary*
Doggie had just rounded up the four kids and entered the S.P.D Infirmary with the junior cadets with metal collars.
“Dr. Felix, can you watch these little pests while I’m gone?” asked Doggie.
“I’m a doctor, not a babysitter,” responded Dr. Felix.
“Look, no one else can do it. You’re the only person who can take care of these little- things,” said Doggie.
“Fine. For five bucks, I will,” said Dr. Felix.
“Four dollars.”
“Four fifty.”
“Deal. And watch Ellen. She’s been freezing everything,” said Doggie.
“Now children, no rough housing, don’t disturb anyone, and no destruction,” instructed Dr. Felix.
“Yes, Dr. Felix,” said the four children in unison.
“Finally, someone who can control these abominations…” said Doggie, leaving the room.
“Dr. Felix, can we play with the needles?” asked Donut.
“Of course you can!”
“Thanks!”
Sam, Donut and Ellen grabbed some needles and started running around, throwing them like darts and poking holes everywhere.
“Guys, those things are sharp! Someone might get hurt!” yelled an afraid Jimmy.
“Stop being such a baby…” said Ellen.
“These are the future Power Rangers…the world will be in good hands…” Dr. Felix said to himself.
The kids ran into the other side of the infirmary, where B-Squad and C-Squad were. At first, they didn’t notice them. Then, Jimmy saw an unconscious Sky.
“Dr. Felix, what happened to him?” asked Jimmy.
“He’s dead, Jim,” said Dr. Felix.
“REALLY??” said an alarmed Jimmy.
“No, not really. They’re all just in comas after a huge fiery explosion that almost everyone died in, except for these guys and unfortunately, Z-Squad who survived.”
“But that means that-“ Sam looked around and saw that Z was also in a coma.
“Will they ever wake up?” asked Sam.
“I’m not sure yet,” responded Dr. Felix.
*Command Center*
“All right, Kat. I’m off to Galaxy Command,” said Doggie.
“Actually, Commander, you spent so much time looking for the kids and missed the meeting,” informed Kat.
“…DAMN IT! That must have been a short meeting… I can’t believe it…” Doggie turned around. “S.O.P.H.I.E, smash your head into the wall to make me feel better about myself.”
Kyle’s foot was still stuck between the doors.
“Is anybody still there? I’m hungry. Hellooooo?”
*3 minutes until the Empty Bowl*
Bang was still lying on the ground, and he started to wake up. The first thing that he saw was Rellim, Brad and Carlos looking at him.
“Hey, he’s waking up!” said Rellim.
“¿Cómo es usted?” asked Carlos.
“What?” said Bang.
“What happened?” asked Brad.
“I must have slipped on something…” groaned Bang, noticing that the ground was frozen. “ Must have been Ellen… Wait, did you guys finish the obstacle course?” asked Bang.
“No. You seemed worried about something, so I followed you to make sure that you were alright,” said Rellim.
“Kiss-ass…” whispered Brad to himself.
“Well, I appreciate your concern, but get away from me. Seriously,” said Bang.
“Gotcha.”
“Hey, where’s that ‘Star Trek’ guy?” asked Bang.
Jean-Luc ran to the others, wheezing. He took his inhaler out and began using it.
“I’m alright,” he said.
“So let me get this straight: you didn’t finish it?” said Bang.
“Well, isn’t it obvious that you just did that to get rid of us so you can watch the Empty Bowl, the biggest sports event ever?” said Brad.
“How did you know that?” asked Bang.
“Isn’t it obvious?”
“All right, it’s true. All I wanted to do today was to watch the game alone, but I had to keep you busy somehow and I just didn’t feel like training you guys now,” said Bang.
“What are you, an idiot? It’s just the first day! Besides, I want to watch it too,” said Brad.
“Really, let’s go!” yelled Bang. Brad and Rellim picked Bang up and ran inside the base.
“TO THE REC ROOM!” shouted Bang, who was still being carried.
However, Jean-Luc stayed there and just watched them.
“Doesn’t Battleball promote violence?” he said.
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*Command Center*
“Well, I was just speaking with Supreme Commander ‘Cock’ who said that he was ‘extremely disappointed that I missed a very important meeting about the cheese shortage,” said Doggie.
“Uh, Commander-“
“Those little kids are so annoying… I can’t let them turn this base into a madhouse,” said Doggie, interrupting Kat. Doggie saw Bang, who was being carried by the cadets running in the hallway, screaming.
“Too late. Now, what were you saying, Kat?”
“Birdy was still on the screen when you called him Commander ‘Cock.’ “ said Kat.
“Oh, wonderful…”
Bang and the cadets ran toward the rec room.
“Guys! Over here!” said Kyle, who was STILL stuck.
But they ran right through the wall, making a big hole.
“Come on!” yelled Kyle.
The four of them sat on the couch and turned on the TV.
“-and during half time, the reanimated corpses of the Rolling Stones will perform-“
“Finally! We can watch the game with no distractions!” said Bang.
But the alarm rang.
“What? Not now!”
David and Amy were hurrying to the Command Center, but saw Kyle with his leg stuck.
“Kyle! Everyone’s been looking for you!” said David. Amy and David pulled him out, and the doors opened. Amy saw Bang trying to hide his face with a pillow.
“THANK YOU SO MUCH!” said Kyle, grabbing David.
“Okay, that’s enough,” said David, as he and Kyle ran over to the Command Center.
“Bang, what are you doing? We have to go! There’s a big emergency!” yelled Amy.
“Uh…I’ll be there! Eventually!” said Bang.
“Come on! You don’t have to watch that stupid game!” shouted Amy.
“But- But-“
“Commander Cruger might demote you, or even kick you out!”
“I don’t care! I hate it here! I never liked it here! I don’t think that I even want to be a ranger anymore! I don’t care if the entire freaking city blows up!” ranted Bang. The cadets and Amy looked at him in shock. Amy shook her head in shame, and ran off to the Command Center. Rellim, Carlos and Brad also left the room.
“Not cool, man,” said Brad.
Despite what happened, Bang continued to watch.
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*Command Center*
“Where is Amy and Bang?” asked Doggie.
Amy entered the Command Center.
“Cadet Sandy! Where is Bang?” asked Doggie.
“Uh, he can’t come. He…died,” said Amy.
“Oh. Anyway, one of Elm-0’s monsters is attacking the city. You know what to do,” said Doggie.
“What?” asked Kyle.
“…just go,” said Doggie.
“SPD, EMERGENCY!” The three Rangers morphed and got on their vehicles.
Doggie sighed and went in the hallway.
“This day can not get any worse…” said a depressed Doggie, who saw the huge hole on the wall. Suddenly , two lasers came from behind and created two smaller holes on the wall. Doggie turned around and saw Piggy and a walrus.
“My daycare was a success!” said Piggy.
---
*The BURNING City*
The three Rangers drove to the city. They jumped off their vehicles while they were still moving, causing them to crash into some random building.
The citizens of New Tech were panicking, screaming, and running for no reason.
“Get these people to safety!” instructed David.
Kyle was helping out a woman who was stuck in her car. He ripped out the car door and she got out.
“Go! Get to safety!” said Kyle.
“But there is no safe place!” said the woman, who ran…to…some place.
Suddenly, a four-armed monster appeared and punched Kyle in the chest. David and Amy ran to him, but the monster elbowed both of them in the face. The monster looked around and gazed at the burning buildings.
“Strange… I didn’t do this… You people are horrible at defending your city!” complained the monster, kicking Kyle’s back while he was still on the ground.
When they least expected it, a laser blast struck the monster. The three Rangers looked up, and they saw…
…Boom in his Orange Ranger suit holding a blaster.
“I’m here, guys! Don’t be afraid!” said Boom.
“What the heck?” said David.
“It looks like you people will let anyone be a Power Ranger. Maybe I should be one!” said the monster.
“A monster a Power Ranger?” said Kyle.
“Hey, if Tyzonn can do it, so can I!” said the monster, kicking Kyle again.
“Back away, you evil monster!” said Boom, who tried to blast the monster again, but the blaster slipped out of his hand. “Whoops.”
Suddenly, Bang arrived to the scene on his motorcycle and jumped off of it, and the motorcycle hit the monster, sending him yards away.
“Guys! I’m here!” yelled Bang, running over to the other Rangers.
“Aww…” said Boom, walking away.
“Bang! What took you so long?” asked David.
“My back hurts…” groaned Kyle.
“So, what happened to ‘I don’t want to be a Ranger?’ “ asked Amy.
“I lied. I only said so you can leave me alone. Now, I know that it sounds stupid to not go on a mission because of a game, but it’s like when a game console comes out. You’re so hyped up that you would do literally anyt-“
Bang was interrupted when the monster sprung up and landed on Bang.
“NO ONE DOES THAT TO THE UNNAMED MONSTER OF THE DAY!” screamed the monster.
The monster jumped up and spun around, hitting the other Rangers as well and landed on Bang. Again.
“Oh yeah?” Bang was still able to reach his blaster, and shot the monster in the head. The monster yelled in pain.
Bang got up and jumped on Kyle’s shoulder and kicked the monster in the chest.
“My shoulder…” groaned Kyle.
“RIC!” shouted David.
RIC came running over to the Rangers and turned into the Canine Cannon. The four Rangers picked him up.
“Ready!”
“Aim!”
“FIRE!”
The Rangers threw RIC at the monster.
“Help! I can’t move!” pleaded the monster.
“I’m not sure if that’s how we’re supposed to use it…” said Amy.
“Whatever your name is! You have been accused of terrorizing the citizens, doing…really bad things and having too many arms!” said Bang.
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“This stupid thing’s broken…” said Bang, whacking his morpher.
O
“What?”
X
“Oh,” said Bang, containing the monster.
“And I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling rangers and your dumb dog!” yelled the monster.
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*Command Center*
“Good job, Rangers! You are now becoming the fifth greatest S.P.D Squad in history! It’s moments like this-“
“Gotta go!” said Bang, interrupting Doggie and running to the rec room.
Bang ran in the rec room and turned on the television.
”And that’s the game! Boy, do I feel sorry for whoever missed the most exciting Battleball game EVER!”
Everyone in the hallway looked in the rec room, expecting Bang to explode.
“Oh well. I guess I’ll just watch the highlights tomorrow mourning,” said a calm Bang.
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*Command Center*
“Amy, meet your new cadet!” said Doggie.
The monster that the Rangers just fought fell off the ceiling.
“I am going to prove that ANYONE can become a Ranger!” said the monster.
“…yay?” said a worried Amy.
“Commander, why didn’t I have to do the ceiling thing when I came here?” asked David.
“Oh, that reminds me…”
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*Kyle’s Room*
Kyle was trying to keep the four junior cadets in control as they were causing more destruction (as usual).
“Hey, put the monkey down! Get down from there! Clean up that mess!”
The kids ran out of Kyle’s room, and he went after them.
“Come back here!” The door of Kyle’s room closed as Kyle was leaving, and his leg was caught between it. “Oh, come on…”
(Need…new…logo…)
Episode 5: His Game
Things between me and Amy were going pretty well, although, we decided to just stay friends for now.
David and Amy were in the hallways and walking past each other.
“Hey, Amy,” said David.
“Hi David!” said Amy, walking into Piggy’s janitor cart and tripping.
Yes, things were going fine between us. But even the smallest news can change things.
“Commander Cruger, we received a message from Birdy. Remember that huge, fiery explosion a few weeks ago? That’s happening everywhere,” said Kat.
“So, either there’s one idiot in every sector of SPD…or this can be some sort of conspiracy?” said Doggie.
“It’s probably the second one,” said Kat.
“So the entire galaxy is defenseless?” exclaimed Doggie.
“Well, at least we have Z-Squa- Oh, no…” said Kat.
“What is it?” asked Kat.
“Remember Sam, Ellen and all of those other annoying little kids?” asked Kat.
“Yes. Before that explosion, I got so mad at them that I locked them in the- Oh dear,” said Doggie.
There was a very long pause. Kat and Doggie sprinted out and ran down the stairs to the basement. They opened the door and saw Sam, along with three other little kids, exhausted.
“Food! Water!” groaned Sam.
“We won’t get sued for child abuse, will we?” asked Doggie.
“I can’t promise that,” said Kat.
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Even though I barely knew those little kids, after five minutes after meeting them, they were already annoying the heck out of me. There was Omega, the crazy kid who keeps saying that he will be a ranger, Donut, the cyborg, Ellen, a freaky girl who can freeze things, and Jimmy, a mental boy who is sensitive to bad and inappropriate words and can see the future. They just run around the base destroying everything in their sight. Commander Cruger put Kyle in charge of them, which probably wasn’t a good idea.
“And then I look out the window to see his grandmother choking their pet monkey with his own tail-“ Kyle ran in the Command Center, interrupting Doggie’s story. His clothes we soaked and there was toilet paper all over him.
“Commander, I need a plunger, a taiser and a milk carton!” yelled a panicking Kyle. A crash was heard in the background.
Anyway, today was the day of the Empty Bowl the biggest Battleball game in the XYZFL, and we were all pumped.
David, Kyle and Bang ran into the rec room, pumped up.
“ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BATTLEBALL?” screamed Bang.
“YEAH!” yelled David.
Kyle began screaming his lungs out, and everyone else in the building began yelling at him in anger.
My mind always goes blank before, during and after watching Battleball………
Bang (NARRATING):
I love Battleball. I live for three things: breathing, Battleball, and maybe breeding. And the best Battleball game EVER was coming in one hour! Wait, if it’s in one hour, why are David, Kyle and I already running in the rec room screaming our ears off? Oh well.
Bang (NARRATING):
I love Battleball. I live for three things: breathing, Battleball, and maybe breeding. And the best Battleball game EVER was coming in one hour! Wait, if it’s in one hour, why are David, Kyle and I already running in the rec room screaming our ears off? Oh well.
“Let’s watch something while waiting,” said Bang, turning on the television.
”And in political news, Weird Al Gore Verbinski announced that he is running for President in 2028.”
“Boring,” said Bang.
Amy walked into the rec room.
“Is this all you guys are going to do today?” asked Amy. “Just watch guys who have been taking steroids beat each other up just to get across a field with a metallic ball?”
“I just watch it for the commercials,” said David.
“I’m just here because I have no life,” said Kyle.
“Battle ball is one of the greatest things that has ever happened in this planet. I am just going to sit here, watch the game and drink soda and eat snacks until I puke!” said Bang.
“Why don’t you go outside or read a book or something?” said Amy.
“You mean that place with…nature?”
“Yes, that place. Don’t just stay indoors all your life,” said Amy.
“I’m not staying here all my life. Just most of my life,” said Bang.
“Whatever…”
Ah, who cares what she thinks. Nothing can ruin this day.
The alarm began to ring.
Or so I thought.
“ARE YOU READY TO GO TO THE COMMAND CENTER?” yelled Kyle.
“Kyle, it’s over,” said David, walking out.
Bang and David exited the room, but as Kyle was walking out, the sliding doors closed on Kyle’s leg.
“Umm…guys? Some help please?” said Kyle.
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David, Bang and Amy hurried over to the Command Center.
“What is it, Commander?” asked Amy.
“Huh? Nothing,” said Doggie.
“Then what was the alarm for?” asked Bang.
“It must have been Boom,” said Doggie, pointing to Boom, who fell asleep on the control panel.
Ah, Boom. My lazy, silly brother. Has he ever done anything useful here?
“So…can we go now?” asked an eager Bang.
“Nope. There’s something that I want to tell you. Ever since the huge, fiery explosion, you have been the only active cadets here. Well, that’s going to change,” announced Doggie.
“More cadets? That’s great!” said Amy.
“And you get to train them!” said Doggie.
“…run that by me again?” said Bang,
“Let me say this slowly so that your First Grade minds can understand this: new cadets- coming here- you are TRAINING them,” said Doggie.
“Yay?” said Bang.
“Yes…yay,” said a stressed out Doggie. “Now, where is Cadet Dimwitt?”
Meanwhile, in the hallway, Kyle’s leg was still stuck between the sliding doors.
“Help, please?” asked Kyle, as everyone was walking past him. Piggy walked up to him.
“I’ll help you. But wait, you have something on your face,” said Piggy, putting his mop on Kyle’s face.
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*Command Center*
“Maybe he got lost in a closet,” said Amy.
“Whatever. So, the other new recruits should be arriving…” Doggie looked at his watch. “Now.”
Nothing happened.
“Hmm…that’s strange. That can’t be good for them,” said Doggie.
Commander was obviously referring to the first training exercise for cadets. You have to crawl in the air conditioning vents and take everyone by supri-
12 people suddenly fell to the ground from the ceiling.
‘Ah, they’re finally here,” said Doggie as they all got up. “Z-Squad, meet the new Cadets,” said Doggie.
“Uh, actually, I was looking for a bathroom until that- DOG THING grabbed me!” said one person.
“He’s obviously undercover,” Doggie whispered to Z-Squad. “Cadet Magio, you’re training the person with the military camouflage, that girl who has a weird smile, the guy who’s dressed up like a ninja and the ‘undercover guy.’ “
“Cool,” said David.
“Bang, you’re with the Mexican guy, the person who’s sweating now, the person who looks like Fonzie, and the nerdy looking guy,” said Doggie.
Oh, come on… I don’t want to watch over four weird people and train them to become Power Rangers. It’s no fun. It reminds me when I was a cadet…
*Flashback*
*2024*
“And they should be here…now,” said Doggie. Bang fell to the ground from the ceiling.
“Commander, I did it!” yelled Bang. Many other cadets fell on him.
---
“I want this floor so clean and shiny, that it can deflect a laser beam, Boom’s brother!” yelled Doggie.
“Uh, it’s Bang, sir,” corrected Bang.
“Whatever,” said Doggie, as Bang was licking the floor.
*End Flashback*
“And Cadet Sandy, you will be with these four background characters who will have nothing to do with the plot at all,” said Doggie. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to S.P.D Galaxy Command for a meeting. Kat will be in charge,” said Doggie, as Kat was playing with a ball of yarn. “But first, I have to find someone else to watch the kids…” said Doggie, walking out.
---
*A few minutes later in Bang’s room*
Bang was with the four cadets he was assigned to train.
“So…welcome,” said Bang. The cadets just looked at him.
All right, I have to be intimidating, like Commander Cruger! Be Commander Cruger… Be Commander Cruger…
Bang started growling.
“Uh…are you okay?” asked the nerdy looking guy.
“Uh, yeah. But first, I just want to know your names,” said Bang.
No, wait! Say that in a tougher way!
“TELL ME YOUR FREAKING NAMES, OR I WILL RIP YOU APART!” yelled Bang.
“O…k. I’m Rellim Nerrad,” said the “sweating person.”
“What kind of name is that?” asked Bang.
“My parents were drunk when they named me. I look forward to being here and learning to become a Power Ranger from a great person like you!” said Rellim.
“Ya-huh. And what’s your name?” Bang asked the “Fonzie looking guy.”
“I’m Brad, or as some people call me, and by some people, I mean myself, the BRADSTER!” said Brad, holding his thumbs up.
“And… you?” Bang pointed at the “nerdy guy.”
“I’m Jean-Luc Skywalker! My parents named me after that guy from Star Trek!” said the nerdy guy, snorting.
“And who are you?” Bang asked the Mexican guy.
“¡Hola! ¡Me llamo Carlos!” he said.
“English and Pig Latin are the official languages of America! Use them!” said Bang.
“How about Klingon?” asked Jean-Luc.
These people frighten me. But David seemed to have more control over his cadets.
---
*David’s room*
“All right, I will give each of you names that I will call you!” said David. “You will be named Dwight,” David told the “military camouflage guy.”
“With all due respect sir, my name is Michael, named after my grandfather who died in battl-“
“Yeah, yeah. Save me your life story. And bathroom guy, I will name you…Lou,” said David.
“Actually, my name is John. I’m not even supposed to be here,” he said.
“Don’t question my authority, Lou! And what’s your name?” David asked the “girl with the weird smile.”
“My name is Ann,” she answered.
“Then I’ll call you Ann,” said David.
“Hey! Why do you call HER by her real name?” asked John.
“Because I can do anything I want to! Now get me a soda, Dwight,” commanded David.
“YES, SIR!” Michael yelled, running out.
David walked over to the guy who was dressed up like a ninja.
“Hmm…ninja…. I’ll name you Captain Jack Sparrow!” said David.
The ninja grabbed his arm and flipped him over. “MY NAME IS EVAN!” he yelled.
“Evan. Gotcha,” groaned David.
---
But for Amy…not so much.
*Amy’s room*
“So, how are you today?” said Amy.
…
“How’s…that weather?” asked Amy.
…
“Anyone see any movies recently?” asked Amy.
…
“You people have no personality.”
No one said anything.
‘Maybe if I play dead, they’ll do something!’ thought Amy.
She fell to the ground and pretended to choke. The four cadets walked out the room for no apparent reason.
“Maybe if I actually die…”
---
Doggie was walking in the hallway with Sam, Ellen Donut and Jimmy on leashes.
Doggie saw Piggy and went up to him.
“Piggy, I need you to watch these sweet little angels from above,” said Piggy.
“I might…for a price,” said Piggy.
“What do you want?” Doggie asked.
“I want a morpher,” demanded Piggy.
“No.”
“I want a walrus that can shoot lasers out of its eyes.”
“No.”
“I want a ten foot large piggy bank that’s shaped like a giant watermelon.”
“NO!”
“I want a raise,” said Piggy.
“We don’t even pay you,” said Doggie.
“Then I want to be paid,” Piggy said.
“How much?”
“One BILLION dollars!” yelled Piggy.
:”Definitely not. I’ll ask someone else. Come on, kids,” said Doggie, turning around to see that the kids had escaped.
“Oh, crap,” said Doggie, running off to find them.
“Hmm…maybe I’ll start a daycare! I’ll call it ‘Piggy’s!’ “ Piggy said to himself.
---
*12 Minutes until the Empty Bowl begins*
Bang, Rellim, Jean-Luc, Brad and Carlos were outside at the training grounds.
Even though I was eager to go to the rec room and just sit down on the couch until the game starts, I knew that I had to train my four cadets so they can be Rangers. It was something that I had to do. It’s like going through puberty. Also, Kat forced me to.
“Alright, guys. This is the obstacle course that we had to go through before becoming Power Rangers. Now, if you can do this RIGHT NOW, then who knows what could happen?” said Bang.
“I don’t know. What?” asked Brad.
“I have absolutely no idea. Now, you have to climb the wall, climb the rope, come down, run on the tires, crawl under the wires, grab a rifle, shoot five ducks, do a back flip, grab a sword and stab ten dummies, jump on that giant wheel and stay on it without falling off for twenty seconds, climb over the fence, climb the ladder and go on the slide, dodge the discs that the training robots throw at you and blow them up, and then run across the finish line,” instructed Bang.
“¿Puede repetir usted eso lentamente? “ asked Carlos.
“No, because I don’t know what you just said,” said Bang.
“Hey, we’re new cadets! Shouldn’t we start with something smaller?” asked Jean-Luc.
“No. I’m the Ranger and you have to do whatever I say. Now, put your finger on your nose,” instructed Bang.
The cadets followed him.
“I’ll do anything you say!” said Rellim.
“Okay…” said a creeped out Bang. “Now I have to do something else…inside! Good luck!” said Bang, sprinting towards the Delta Base as the cadets began.
That should keep them distracted for a while. Now, to the rec room!
Bang was about to go inside, but slipped right away and landed on the ground headfirst. The ground was entirely covered with ice, and Bang was out cold. No pun intended.
---
*Infirmary*
Doggie had just rounded up the four kids and entered the S.P.D Infirmary with the junior cadets with metal collars.
“Dr. Felix, can you watch these little pests while I’m gone?” asked Doggie.
“I’m a doctor, not a babysitter,” responded Dr. Felix.
“Look, no one else can do it. You’re the only person who can take care of these little- things,” said Doggie.
“Fine. For five bucks, I will,” said Dr. Felix.
“Four dollars.”
“Four fifty.”
“Deal. And watch Ellen. She’s been freezing everything,” said Doggie.
“Now children, no rough housing, don’t disturb anyone, and no destruction,” instructed Dr. Felix.
“Yes, Dr. Felix,” said the four children in unison.
“Finally, someone who can control these abominations…” said Doggie, leaving the room.
“Dr. Felix, can we play with the needles?” asked Donut.
“Of course you can!”
“Thanks!”
Sam, Donut and Ellen grabbed some needles and started running around, throwing them like darts and poking holes everywhere.
“Guys, those things are sharp! Someone might get hurt!” yelled an afraid Jimmy.
“Stop being such a baby…” said Ellen.
“These are the future Power Rangers…the world will be in good hands…” Dr. Felix said to himself.
The kids ran into the other side of the infirmary, where B-Squad and C-Squad were. At first, they didn’t notice them. Then, Jimmy saw an unconscious Sky.
“Dr. Felix, what happened to him?” asked Jimmy.
“He’s dead, Jim,” said Dr. Felix.
“REALLY??” said an alarmed Jimmy.
“No, not really. They’re all just in comas after a huge fiery explosion that almost everyone died in, except for these guys and unfortunately, Z-Squad who survived.”
“But that means that-“ Sam looked around and saw that Z was also in a coma.
When you’re gone for a long time, you will miss a lot.
“Will they ever wake up?” asked Sam.
“I’m not sure yet,” responded Dr. Felix.
You can miss something very important-
*Command Center*
“All right, Kat. I’m off to Galaxy Command,” said Doggie.
“Actually, Commander, you spent so much time looking for the kids and missed the meeting,” informed Kat.
“…DAMN IT! That must have been a short meeting… I can’t believe it…” Doggie turned around. “S.O.P.H.I.E, smash your head into the wall to make me feel better about myself.”
You can pretty much miss everything that’s going on-
Kyle’s foot was still stuck between the doors.
“Is anybody still there? I’m hungry. Hellooooo?”
And as for me, I was going to miss the most important Battleball game ever.
*3 minutes until the Empty Bowl*
Bang was still lying on the ground, and he started to wake up. The first thing that he saw was Rellim, Brad and Carlos looking at him.
“Hey, he’s waking up!” said Rellim.
“¿Cómo es usted?” asked Carlos.
“What?” said Bang.
“What happened?” asked Brad.
“I must have slipped on something…” groaned Bang, noticing that the ground was frozen. “ Must have been Ellen… Wait, did you guys finish the obstacle course?” asked Bang.
“No. You seemed worried about something, so I followed you to make sure that you were alright,” said Rellim.
Kiss-ass.
“Kiss-ass…” whispered Brad to himself.
“Well, I appreciate your concern, but get away from me. Seriously,” said Bang.
“Gotcha.”
“Hey, where’s that ‘Star Trek’ guy?” asked Bang.
Jean-Luc ran to the others, wheezing. He took his inhaler out and began using it.
“I’m alright,” he said.
“So let me get this straight: you didn’t finish it?” said Bang.
“Well, isn’t it obvious that you just did that to get rid of us so you can watch the Empty Bowl, the biggest sports event ever?” said Brad.
“How did you know that?” asked Bang.
“Isn’t it obvious?”
“All right, it’s true. All I wanted to do today was to watch the game alone, but I had to keep you busy somehow and I just didn’t feel like training you guys now,” said Bang.
“What are you, an idiot? It’s just the first day! Besides, I want to watch it too,” said Brad.
“Really, let’s go!” yelled Bang. Brad and Rellim picked Bang up and ran inside the base.
“TO THE REC ROOM!” shouted Bang, who was still being carried.
Man, that sounded like a really bad TV movie.
However, Jean-Luc stayed there and just watched them.
“Doesn’t Battleball promote violence?” he said.
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*Command Center*
“Well, I was just speaking with Supreme Commander ‘Cock’ who said that he was ‘extremely disappointed that I missed a very important meeting about the cheese shortage,” said Doggie.
“Uh, Commander-“
“Those little kids are so annoying… I can’t let them turn this base into a madhouse,” said Doggie, interrupting Kat. Doggie saw Bang, who was being carried by the cadets running in the hallway, screaming.
“Too late. Now, what were you saying, Kat?”
“Birdy was still on the screen when you called him Commander ‘Cock.’ “ said Kat.
“Oh, wonderful…”
Bang and the cadets ran toward the rec room.
“Guys! Over here!” said Kyle, who was STILL stuck.
But they ran right through the wall, making a big hole.
“Come on!” yelled Kyle.
The four of them sat on the couch and turned on the TV.
“-and during half time, the reanimated corpses of the Rolling Stones will perform-“
“Finally! We can watch the game with no distractions!” said Bang.
But the alarm rang.
“What? Not now!”
David and Amy were hurrying to the Command Center, but saw Kyle with his leg stuck.
“Kyle! Everyone’s been looking for you!” said David. Amy and David pulled him out, and the doors opened. Amy saw Bang trying to hide his face with a pillow.
“THANK YOU SO MUCH!” said Kyle, grabbing David.
“Okay, that’s enough,” said David, as he and Kyle ran over to the Command Center.
“Bang, what are you doing? We have to go! There’s a big emergency!” yelled Amy.
“Uh…I’ll be there! Eventually!” said Bang.
“Come on! You don’t have to watch that stupid game!” shouted Amy.
“But- But-“
“Commander Cruger might demote you, or even kick you out!”
“I don’t care! I hate it here! I never liked it here! I don’t think that I even want to be a ranger anymore! I don’t care if the entire freaking city blows up!” ranted Bang. The cadets and Amy looked at him in shock. Amy shook her head in shame, and ran off to the Command Center. Rellim, Carlos and Brad also left the room.
“Not cool, man,” said Brad.
Despite what happened, Bang continued to watch.
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*Command Center*
“Where is Amy and Bang?” asked Doggie.
Amy entered the Command Center.
“Cadet Sandy! Where is Bang?” asked Doggie.
“Uh, he can’t come. He…died,” said Amy.
“Oh. Anyway, one of Elm-0’s monsters is attacking the city. You know what to do,” said Doggie.
“What?” asked Kyle.
“…just go,” said Doggie.
“SPD, EMERGENCY!” The three Rangers morphed and got on their vehicles.
Doggie sighed and went in the hallway.
“This day can not get any worse…” said a depressed Doggie, who saw the huge hole on the wall. Suddenly , two lasers came from behind and created two smaller holes on the wall. Doggie turned around and saw Piggy and a walrus.
“My daycare was a success!” said Piggy.
---
*The BURNING City*
The three Rangers drove to the city. They jumped off their vehicles while they were still moving, causing them to crash into some random building.
The citizens of New Tech were panicking, screaming, and running for no reason.
“Get these people to safety!” instructed David.
Kyle was helping out a woman who was stuck in her car. He ripped out the car door and she got out.
“Go! Get to safety!” said Kyle.
“But there is no safe place!” said the woman, who ran…to…some place.
Suddenly, a four-armed monster appeared and punched Kyle in the chest. David and Amy ran to him, but the monster elbowed both of them in the face. The monster looked around and gazed at the burning buildings.
“Strange… I didn’t do this… You people are horrible at defending your city!” complained the monster, kicking Kyle’s back while he was still on the ground.
When they least expected it, a laser blast struck the monster. The three Rangers looked up, and they saw…
…Boom in his Orange Ranger suit holding a blaster.
“I’m here, guys! Don’t be afraid!” said Boom.
“What the heck?” said David.
“It looks like you people will let anyone be a Power Ranger. Maybe I should be one!” said the monster.
“A monster a Power Ranger?” said Kyle.
“Hey, if Tyzonn can do it, so can I!” said the monster, kicking Kyle again.
“Back away, you evil monster!” said Boom, who tried to blast the monster again, but the blaster slipped out of his hand. “Whoops.”
Suddenly, Bang arrived to the scene on his motorcycle and jumped off of it, and the motorcycle hit the monster, sending him yards away.
“Guys! I’m here!” yelled Bang, running over to the other Rangers.
“Aww…” said Boom, walking away.
“Bang! What took you so long?” asked David.
“My back hurts…” groaned Kyle.
“So, what happened to ‘I don’t want to be a Ranger?’ “ asked Amy.
“I lied. I only said so you can leave me alone. Now, I know that it sounds stupid to not go on a mission because of a game, but it’s like when a game console comes out. You’re so hyped up that you would do literally anyt-“
Bang was interrupted when the monster sprung up and landed on Bang.
“NO ONE DOES THAT TO THE UNNAMED MONSTER OF THE DAY!” screamed the monster.
The monster jumped up and spun around, hitting the other Rangers as well and landed on Bang. Again.
“Oh yeah?” Bang was still able to reach his blaster, and shot the monster in the head. The monster yelled in pain.
Bang got up and jumped on Kyle’s shoulder and kicked the monster in the chest.
“My shoulder…” groaned Kyle.
“RIC!” shouted David.
RIC came running over to the Rangers and turned into the Canine Cannon. The four Rangers picked him up.
“Ready!”
“Aim!”
“FIRE!”
The Rangers threw RIC at the monster.
“Help! I can’t move!” pleaded the monster.
“I’m not sure if that’s how we’re supposed to use it…” said Amy.
“Whatever your name is! You have been accused of terrorizing the citizens, doing…really bad things and having too many arms!” said Bang.
X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O X O
“This stupid thing’s broken…” said Bang, whacking his morpher.
O
“What?”
X
“Oh,” said Bang, containing the monster.
“And I would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for you meddling rangers and your dumb dog!” yelled the monster.
---
*Command Center*
“Good job, Rangers! You are now becoming the fifth greatest S.P.D Squad in history! It’s moments like this-“
“Gotta go!” said Bang, interrupting Doggie and running to the rec room.
But in the end, the complete opposite of what you expected will happen.
Bang ran in the rec room and turned on the television.
”And that’s the game! Boy, do I feel sorry for whoever missed the most exciting Battleball game EVER!”
Everyone in the hallway looked in the rec room, expecting Bang to explode.
“Oh well. I guess I’ll just watch the highlights tomorrow mourning,” said a calm Bang.
---
*Command Center*
“Amy, meet your new cadet!” said Doggie.
The monster that the Rangers just fought fell off the ceiling.
“I am going to prove that ANYONE can become a Ranger!” said the monster.
“…yay?” said a worried Amy.
“Commander, why didn’t I have to do the ceiling thing when I came here?” asked David.
“Oh, that reminds me…”
---
*Kyle’s Room*
Kyle was trying to keep the four junior cadets in control as they were causing more destruction (as usual).
“Hey, put the monkey down! Get down from there! Clean up that mess!”
The kids ran out of Kyle’s room, and he went after them.
“Come back here!” The door of Kyle’s room closed as Kyle was leaving, and his leg was caught between it. “Oh, come on…”
