1. I have somewhere upwards of 400 pounds of roleplaying game books in my house.
2. I'm 31. Several of my best friends and I just finished playing a game of D&D. It kicked ass.
2a. We play weekly.
2b. And I've written fanfiction for Vampire: the Masquerade.
3. Keith Justice is one of my best real life friends in the world (guilt by association!)
4. At costume parties, I've dressed up as: Ryouga Hibiki, Trunks, The Hulk, Chuck Norris and a number of other geekish icons.
4a. And I've written Ranma 1/2 fanfiction combined with Street Fighter and Fatal Fury, featuring Ryouga Hibiki.
5. I hate George Lucas for everything that he's done after the original Return of the Jedi.
5a. I make partial exceptions for the Indiana Jones movies.
6. I think I'm too good for MySpace.
6a. So I'm on Facebook several times a day.
6b. And I still have a Myspace, but I refuse to check it more than twice a month, on principle of design sensibilities.
7. I quote movies constantly. Army of Darkness, Monte Python, and Kentucky Fried Movie are heavily sourced.
8. I own a number of swords and am well-schooled in their use.
8a. I think guns are for cowards and simpletons and am obnoxiously outspoken about this view.
9. I have Highlander memorized.
9a. ... and think that Adrian Paul is a demi-god.
10. I can tell you about Lief Erikson.
11. I can tell you all about mythology. Take your pick from Celtic, Norse, Greek, Persian, Pacific Northwest, Woodlands, Mayan and Incan.
12. I consider myself a cunning linguist.
13. I have created myself as a character in over 15 different roleplaying game systems.
14. I started studying Shotokan because I read somewhere that it's supposedly the style that Ryu and Ken practice.
15. I consider myself an expert of Arthurian legends.
16. I've seen Star Wars over 25 times.
16a. I've seen Conan the Barbarian many, many more times than that.
17. I'm a grammar Nazi, and am quite proud of it.
18. I *still* sometimes wonder if the premise of the Matrix is an accurate depiction of the real world.
19. I can explain, in detail, why Lin Min Mei is a total bitch.
20. I pledge allegiance to my Mac.
And I can prove my geekery with pictures!
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Me (in the d12 shirt) running a game of D&D at the old house.
You've probably already seen this, but yeah. Jedi master geek!

Shirt Ninja!

I'm the green guy in the back
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