Pickled Maggot, anyone?

[Faded.Memories]

I was just eating a Bick's Pickle (because sometimes I jsut eat pickles randomly) and there was a hole in the end of it, and juice was leaking out. So I sucked on it, so that juice wouldn't pour all over.

Anyways, I'm eating it, and after eating almost all of it, I look down and see a hallowed out spot in the pickle's center. And I am like, "Wtf?" So I tore it open and there was a MAGGOT inside. A DEAD, PICKLED MAGGOT. EXCUSE ME WHILE I BARF PLZ.

And this was like a new jar...I am NOT eating any other of these pickles...and I don't know if I ever want to eat another one again. >_<

 

[Z-Unit]

The government is trying to implant maggots into our brains via Bick's pickles to control us everyone, smash all your Bick's pickle jars and protest this horrible crime. ****, even the Canadians aren't safe!!

 

[Judge Faiz]

Just another reason why NOT to eat pickles!!

 

[Forever Knight]

Pickles rock.

SUE THE FUCKING PICKLE COMPANY!!!!!

 

[Alf17]

Crazed Deadpool: "Pickles? No pickles, NO PICKLES!!!!"
fans'll know what I'm talking about

 

[Abare Black]

And this was like a new jar...I am NOT eating any other of these pickles...and I don't know if I ever want to eat another one again. >_<

That would be the last pickle I ever ate! That's for sure!

SUE THE FUCKING PICKLE COMPANY!!!!!

You could probably win a case like that, actually. People have sued for all kinds of things. If you happen to still have it, take a picture of the maggot for evidence and then bam... free money!

 

[SaikoDragon]

yeah keep the pickle and maggot, take pics and contact the pickle company about this. Threaten litigation!

 

[wyyc]

I hope you didn't throw it away. You should at least complain, God knows what you ate BEFORE you became aware of the maggot. For all you know, you'd just eaten a protein rich meal of assorted insects.

 

[SaikoDragon]

For all you know, you'd just eaten a protein rich meal of assorted insects.

:laugh: :laugh:

 

[Faded.Memories]

Ew guys...I don't even want to think about that. I threw it out because just looking at it made me sick.


And I'm not the suing kind of person. :disappoin