Okay. so now after listing my complaint on Friday with Konami, they sent me a new code- on Sunday. but hey! i got the code? break out the beer-swilling college fraternity douchebags and half naked chicks cause' it miller time, right?
no. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.
as soon as i enter the code, i have to download the beta, and i know that i'm gonna be in it for the long run, which means i have to go do something else to waste my time while the slowest download of 745 MB i have ever been privvy to commences. and you would think after that, miller time, right?
no. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeell no.
i now have two updates to download before i can do anything. not one, but two long-as-hell updates to download. you think i'm joking? i've been on this computer for over an hour, and the 1st update has only download to 30%, 30 ball-busting percent.
at this point i'm starting to think if call up my friends and we go kick the **** out of each other in army surplus store with metal gear solid music blaring in the background loudly would be more fun than this horrible slow torture. what the **** Konami? for years you have subsequently stuck your metaphorical penis directly in my wallet and ohter people's wallets and savagely raped it on several occasions for different games and franchises (Metal Gear Solid and Castlevania Being among them) all to get that extra dollar, and you know what? i was okay with that; at least back then you kinda faked like you cared.
but why this? why all the butthurt for this beta? I swear, this had better be a good game, as far as betas go. i have wasted a whole weekend trying to get this dingleberry of a beta to work, so it had better be DAMN good. if not, they better expect a visit from me.
well, me in Fury costume and a colony of disgruntled prostitutes infected with leprosy. And then it will be Miller time.