It would be a Takeshi Miike film. in it, the big G wakes up to find himself to be an average day buisnessman, then he will transform into his lizard/dragon/dinosaur form whenever he hears someone playing the guitar, Mothra is actually god and then those two little twins in the clamshell strip. Somehow, some woman gets killed in the most horrible way and you throw in some overtly homoerotic subtext with Godzilla and Rodan. Add in random imagery, then you have an ending in which all the Godzilla suits come in, have a brawl and a finale that makes no sence whatsoever.
Trust me, it sounds insane, but once he makes it it will be amazing!!!