Hilarious Captioned Boukenger Screenshots!

[Jacky392000]

Souta: I love you everyday and...
Masumi: Souta, you're not reading any love poems to Sakura-neesan again, are you?

Mr. Voice: How many times must I tell you, Souta-kun?! No romance between teammates!

Satoru: You're trying to steal my beloved Sakura, aren't you?!
Souta: *gulp*

Sakura: I'm so heartbroken...
Masumi: Why? What happened?
Sakura: Chief and Souta-kun bashed each other up and they're both in the ward.
Masumi: Oh...
Sakura & Masumi: ...
Masumi: Wanna go get a drink together?
Sakura: Sure.

 

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Makino: Akashi-kun, if you and Nishihori-kun are getting married, please play a song on this flute so you'll both last forever.
Satoru: Makino-sensei, are you sure that will work?
Sakura: *thinks* I don't believe such nonsense...

Sakura: Chief, I just received this parcel from someone in Malaysia.
Satoru: Malaysia? Now who would send a Sargess member something from a far place?
Souta: *thinks* It's probably a bomb!

This will be Boukenger's reaction when they meet their American counterparts.

 

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Souta: Today's guitar lesson is... GUITAR SMASH!!!

Satoru: Sakura, I LOVE YOU!!
Sakura: OH MY GOD! Chief, you pervert! Get off!
Natsuki: I can't believe you got me involved too, Sakura-san!

 

[Jacky392000]

Some captions of my favourite couple, Satoru and Sakura. Lyrcis are taken from LeAnne Rimes's "Can't Fight The Moonlight".

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Under the love of sky
Gonna be with you
And no one's gonna be around
If you think that you won't fall
Well just wait until
'Til the sun goes down

Underneath the starlight, starlight
There's a magical feeling so right
It will steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
but you know, but you know
That you, can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart
BUT you know, BUT you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight..No
You can't fight it...
It's gonna get to your heart

There's no escape from love
Once a gentle breeze
Weaves a spell you're hard to hide
No matter what you think
It won't be too long
'Til you're in my arms
Underneath the starlight, starlight
We'll be lost in the rhythm so right
Feel it steal your heart tonight

You can try to resist
Try to hide from my kiss
But you know, But you know
That you can't fight the moonlight
Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart
But you know, but you know that you
Can't fight the moonlight...No
You can't fight it...
No matter what you do
The light is gonna get to you

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I'm not good at keeping the pics matched with the lyrics...

 

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Natsuki: I love Sakura-san so much, I don't wanna let her go! Our friendship is just like Yellow Four and Pink Five!
Sakura: *thinks* Did she say love? I thought she was suppose to say 'like'?

 

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Sakura: Good, the Precious is just nearby.
Natsuki: Really?
Masumi: Where? I don't see anything!
Souta: Let me see! Let me see!
Satoru: Wonder what kinda Precious is that, those five coloured little thingies don't look like it.

After the five adventurers found their "Precious", it turned out to be...

All: WHAT?! SH BOUKENGER FIGURES?!

Natsuki: So, what are we gonna do with that so-called Precious?
Makino: I dunno, what do you think?

Sakura: Chief, I suggest giving these Boukenger figures to a friend in Malaysia.
Satoru: I dunno, besides they'll look nice displayed in the museum.
Souta: *thinks* I wanna keep my BoukenBlue figure!

In Malaysia...
Satoru: What's the matter, Sakura?
Sakura: Although I have the address, I dunno where is the house located.
Satoru: Darn, and we've wasted all of our money just to fly down here.

 

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Hilarious captions modified.

 

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Sakura: Drop dead!!
Kaasu: C'mon, I just wanna try dating a human... ARGH!!!

 

[Kusyo]

that some funny sh*t. i /bow to you guys

 

[Jacky392000]

Thanks Kusyo, feel free to post your hilarious captions here too!