From the hollywood is out of idea file

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/me pictures Jackie Chan doing the "wax on, wax off" routine.

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Nope, can't see it working.
 
Wasn't Miyagi-sensei JAPANESE? -.-

I mean it IS called 'KARATE Kid' not 'KUNG FU Kid'.
 
Wasn't Miyagi-sensei JAPANESE? -.-

I mean it IS called 'KARATE Kid' not 'KUNG FU Kid'.

And Daniel wasn't African American either. Jackie Chan will sell some tickets and they can use Will Smith's son to make it a "hip" and "urban" update. Expect a new song by Will Smith during the closing credits, complete with booty shaking dancers.
 
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And Daniel wasn't African America either. Jackie Chan will sell some tickets and they can use Will Smith's son to make it a "hip" and "urban" update. Expect a new song by Will Smith during the closing credits, complete with booty shaking dancers.

I got no problem with a Black Karate kid. I got a problem with a chinese being presented as a Japanese character. Plus Jackie Chan doesn't have credibility as an old wise master --
 
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