Kamen Rider Oni
Professionally Insane
This is just something... whacky... I don't care if it's bad, it's meant to be.
“It’s another peaceful day in the Non-Tokyo, Tokyo city. Children playing, people dancing, going to work, yadda, yadda, yadda… WHAT THE BLEEP IS THAT???” cried the News-Anchor in an over-the-top kind of tone, as a cheap looking, silver flying saucer descends upon the futuristic city.
Soon after, the saucer begins to fire its laser cannons mounted on the bottom of the ship. Beams of green light blaze across the city, striking a far off building with the words “DIZNEE” in bold, yellow letters upon the front. Crowds cheered only to flee in terror as a giant, robotic Mouse came stomping through the rubble.
The saucer continues to hover watching for what the Robotic Mouse will do as it continues rampaging through the city, crashing down buildings and then pulls out this giant, silver, Keyblade. Wielding it wildly the giant Robot starts to build up speed as it dashes for the Alien craft. It fires its laser cannons rapidly.
Suddenly the Mouse fires sparkles at the Alien craft and watches it shake, rattle and roll through the air before landing upon this small, green, turtle shaped pizzeria. A few moments later the Robotic Mouse soon towered over the damaged ship, lying in rubble. The hatch at the top all of the sudden burst open, revealing two Penguins in gold, jumpsuits with TV remotes in hand whacking each other over and over, shouting at one another.
“WHY’D YOU NOT FIRE AT THE EYES!?” exclaimed the first Penguin who had a red mark on its forehead, whacking the second Penguin in the head. It had a blue mark on its forehead.
“Stop doing that Red--that tickles!” cried the second Penguin whacking Red with his Wiimote, then his eyes soon bulged as he shouted: “I HATE TICKLING!!!!”
“TONY, YOU LITTLE!” screeched Red as he grasped Tony’s throat, trying to strangle him and turning red from the strain, never realizing the metal collar kept him away from his goal. Tony just stood there with his flippers crossed, smirking at his disgruntled friend.
But then the shadow of the Giant, Robot Mouse loomed over the small, Penguins who jolted and looked up at the towering machine. Its eyes glow a bright, red while showing a smile of razor-sharp, metal teeth. Slowly the Mechanical giant rose its right arm up, getting ready to smash the two creatures, down below into dust….
Then static and finally total blackness-
“OI it twas gettin’ to the best part!” complained a small, skinny person boy, dressed in a yellow T, with baggy, bellbottom jeans and a red, Mohawk. Jumping up onto the couch, bouncing up and down, then back-flipping behind the couch and peeking up, “Bring it back-back-ba-ba-ba-ba-BACK!!”
“No Bob, no more TV for tonight. You need your Spiritual rest, your Inner Hyperself is showing again,” spoke a much calm, but still skinning looking boy with spiky, brown hair and blue eyes. He wore a red hoody with black, kaki pants with his hands tucked into his pockets after tossing the remote in the remote bin over on the far side of the room.
“Awww…fine Dan, but I get two-TWO-Twwwooo hours tomorrow,” Bob replied as he hopped away out of the round, orange, brick living room; Which didn’t have a lot except for the Plasma screen TV, an Xbox 360, PS3, multiple remotes in the remote bin, two chairs and a couch made of leather.
Dan slowly headed into the next room and heard Bob slam his door after entering his room. He shook his head then another voice caught his attention.
“Ish dat za 300th or 400th time he’za done dat?” said a much more Asian voice, attempting to speak English. Dan looked over to his right to see Yuuji standing next to the blue and yellow, heavy-bag, practicing his techniques. He continued jumping up into the air, doing really fast and random hand movements, swiftly striking the target over and over until landing feet first on the ground. Yuuji had on green, karate pants and white tank with a green and red bandanna around his head, which read: “Son of the Sun”.
“Five hundredth time I think, where’s Mitch anyways…”
KABOOM!!
A loud explosion was heard in the lower, dungeon area of the hidden, secret, Ninja Team Base. Quickly Dan, Yuuji and Bob with toothbrush in his mouth rushed down stairs only to walk into a cloud of smoke.
“M-TCHHH!??” cried Bob trying to talk while still brushing his teeth.
“Mitchu!” shouted Yuuji right after; Dan on the other hand flipped a switch on the side panel to the left of them, activating the ventilation systems, soaking up all the smoke to reveal car parts, burning pieces of debris and glowing, sharps of glass.
“You tried merging the cyber sonic transfer gear with the motor again huh?” Dan asked though he saw it coming, at least one of these days, guess it was sooner then he thought.
“Nuuuupe, I found the bomb that my Ex-Girlfriend planted three weeks ago, I just found the email a minute ago and the cyber juicer got caught in the explosion,” Mitch replied with a smile from ear-to-ear and a sweat drop rolling down the side of his temple, then quickly blinking twice as he fixed his glasses, and ran his fingers through his slick, black hair. Mitch wore black overalls with a blue bow-tie and cufflinks.
“Ah, we-uhh… see, hai guys? Ne?” questioned Yuuji as he tried to ease things back into a calmer mood.
= = =
Somewhere, no here, but somewhere in the middle of the space and anti-space a large, gold, crab-like ship approaches this tear in time and space, revealing the planet earth. It creeps up towards the opening only to bong right into some invisible wall, and raises one of its claws to rub the top of its head, which is the outside of the bridge.
“Who the bloody hell puts these damn things in here?” cursed Chumlock, a burly fellow, clad in black robes with form-fitting, red and gold armor, that was shaped in a flame design. Quickly he hit the O button the PS3 controller to reverse the ship and then pressed the X button to try going through again. This time the whole ship shook violently, knocking everyone and everything upside down.
At the back the large, oval, teal colored door whooshed open with this floating, green glowing alien, black, bulging-eyed alien head, came gliding in threw the air. “Again with the invisible walls eh, Chumlock?”
“Yes!” hissed the burly warrior as he adjusted his Flame-like crown, “They foil my advances again… but-I will never-EVER-ever-EVER give up!!!” And with that Chumlock began hammering down the X button, ramming the ship into the invisible wall over and over again!
“It’s not going to work like that, why don’t you-?”
“NOT ANOTHER…word… yess…!”
The doors slowly crept open and this two-foot, little girl with purple, pig-tails and dressed in a blue gown, slides across the floor. “What’s with all the racket?” she squeaked and quickly hopped up onto this floating, silver disk. There she sat and pulled out a small, brown teddy bear and cuddled it.
“These…HUMANS have an invisible wall..!! ARGH!!!” shouted Chumlock continuing to smash into it more and more, leaving a large bump on the crab-ship’s topside, which it continued to rub, hoping the swelling would go down. No such luck.
“Just go around it and in through the back,” stated little girl with a yawn, and then she snuggled up with her teddy bear as the silver, floating disk became a large, silver oval-ish table for her to lie on.
It took a minute and even a few blinks but Chumlock then moved the thumb-stick on the controller, flying the ship around to the back of the portal which had blinking, neon-yellow letters saying: “ENTER HERE, OTHER SIDE UNDER CONSTRUCTION”.
“Yes, now to beat these fiends for putting up an invisible wall in the first place! They’ll soon fear the Crabby Space Empire!” shouted Chumlock with glee as hit the nitro button, sending the Crab Ship into our space finally.
= = = =
Later that month, Dan, Mitch, Bob and Yuuji sat around the oak, diamond-shaped dinner table waiting for lunch to arrive. Dan sat there with his hands clasped together, his fingers in an odd configuration. He was meditating, holding back his hunger.
Yuuji just continued to toss his steak knife into the table. It was his way of passing the time while practicing his knife throwing skills as he would say.
Mitch continued tinkering with a small, round, mechanical orb that he picked up on the last mission to Area 51. “Those Grey little fellas were really generous to give me such a unique device, but this countdown I don’t understand what it could mean… At least I think it’s a count down,” stated Mitch as he cocked an eyebrow up and continued to probe the device with his scanner-all in one-screwdriver with laser drill.
Bob, Bob just sat there, twiddling his thumbs while watching the TV from the distance, until suddenly the doorbell rung, in the tune of the “Sonic the Hedge Hog theme.” Bob though looking as if entertained by the TV was the first to jump out of his seat and dart through three hallways, two flights of stares and one horse-and-sleigh ride to the main door, which was no more then a high-security, blue, metallic, pad-lock, re-enforced titanium door. Quickly he unlocked everything, punched in his high-school locker code, the only one he could ever remember and finally opened the bloody thing. He handed over a few bills and took the pizza but before he could close the door, the pizza-guy spoke.
“Hey, you guys know ninja?”
“Huh? What-wha-wha-what makes you think that?” Bob questioned raising both eye brows, one at a time, repeatedly until the delivery guy replied. Then he noticed and guy pointing to something; he stretched his head out to look at the sign on the left hand side, which was written in neon-blue: “Ninja Team Base.”
“MITCH—has gotta fix that… any-any-anyways… why would you want to know ninja?” asked Bob curiously as he looked over the pizza guy, who was Turtle, wearing a red jacket with the “Turtle Pizzeria” logo on his shoulders, front and back.
= = = =
Seconds later Bob came back with the pizza in hand, pulling a slice from his mouth he started to speak: “You guys won’t believe this, b-b-but a turtle-ha ha-wanted to know ninja!” Then as he looked at his three comrades, they all sat there on the edge of their seats, going all shifty eyed against one another, holding their forks and knives at the ready.
“Might as w-w-w-well…Super Ninja Powers! Pizza Tossing Mighty Thrust!” he shouted throwing the pizza box into the air; Dan, Mitch and Yuuji all watched the box before going into a specific ninja pose.
“Super Ninja Powers! Leader Grab-first-slice go!” Dan cried and disappeared in a puff of smoke then reappeared in his chair munching down his slice.
“Super Ninja Powers! Brilliant, plan of action-slice go!” Mitch yelled doing a back flip in the air, then disappearing and reappearing in a puff of smoke with his slice.
“Supaa! Ninja Powwaz! Shuriken Stu-eee-al go!” Yuuji shouted and threw a small, green, shuriken that stabbed into a slice and it flew back to him, where he caught it with his teeth and proceeded to munch it down.
Bob just took waddled over and took his seat to enjoy the rest of his slice, none of the really cared about the alarm that suddenly went off, playing their theme song until all were done their pizzas.
“Should we really answer that?” asked Bob hoping for Dan to let them take the day off.
“No, Bobu-kun, we musto fighto!” quickly replied Yuuji standing on the table now, pointing his fingers towards the long, dark, tunnel behind Dan.
Dan then finished his drink and looked back at the tunnel for a moment, then turned back to Yuuji, “After the commercial break.”
= = = =
SLUSHO – CLOVERFIELD – LUCA$! *commercial*
= = = =
“WHO’S-who’s-WHO’S going first?? HMM, HMM, HMM?” questioned Bob as he darted all over and around the other three. Then out of the blue Bob is smacked into the air first and sucked into the darkness.
“Nice,” said Dan then he hopped in, followed by Mitch and Yuuji.
= = = =
Chumlock, the little girl and the floating head walked through the streets as cars randomly exploded and skeleton-esque henchmen popped out of the flames, attacking random people on the streets. Quickly the little girl skipped along then tossed the teddy bear into the air, allowing it to grow larger to at least 60 stories high.
“Great… now we’ll show them how it’s like to be blocked by something very huge! This time it’s not invisible!! MUAHAHAHA!” barked Chumlock as he waves his broadsword around above his head, sending waves of fire everywhere! More explosions erupted, sending cars, birds, trees, squirrels an even the mailboxes all around, and exploding into sparks.
“You really don’t get out much do you, Chumlock, eh?” the floating head chuckled, only to finally shut his yap as Chumlock brought his weapon towards the head.
“Enough, Marvokk, now… Destroy everything. I want nothing left, for they have blocked me with an invisible wall!!!”
= = = =
Meanwhile the Four Unlikely Heroes found them selves flying through glowing, tunnels filled with clear cyber-circuits, and lights. Each of them was in their own personally lit, tunnel.
The computer soon spoke as they tapped their wrist-watches: “Ninja Transformation is…”
“YO!!” they all shouted.
Dan quickly took a heroic pose with his right arm out to the side and his left to his side, fist clenched while his right hand remained open. With lightning speed the Sonic, lasers fired around all around, striking his body. They formed a black jumpsuit with dark red, rings around his forearms, lower legs, a belt which had a silver octagon buckle and his face was soon covered with a black mask, that had an oval opening around the eyes, which were now red, that had “Cyber Sonic Ninja Team” circling around the iris.
Mitch took off his glasses and tossed them away to have them come back as a beam of black light that forms his suit with white rings on his forearms, lower legs, belt with a silver octagon buckle and mask. His eyes too were all black with “Cyber Sonic Ninja Team” circling the iris in white.
Bob just stood there holding his hand up in ‘devil horns’ fashion, bombing his head with his head-phones on, which light came bursting out of his iPod, covering him in a black suit, with yellow rings on the forearms, and lower legs. His belt was yellow with the same buckle as the other two, and his eyes were now yellow, circling the same words in iris.
Yuuji jumped up into the air, did a whole matrix spin, glowing green and his suit was form. You know the rest.
Quickly they all appeared in the same tunnel flying off towards the fight with the computer speaking: “Cyber Sonic Ninja Team is…”
“YO!!!!”
CYBER SONIC NINJA TEAM YO!!
Episode 1
“Ninja Team Let’s Yo!”
THEME SONG
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Go!
Cyber Sonic Ninjas you will know!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Let's... YO!!
When your hope is really, really low!
No need to worry, we're not gonna go!
Fighting back, grabbing a snack, this you should already know!
Evil's gonna get kicked back and cry "Uh-Oh!"
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Go!
Cyber Sonic Ninjas is how we roll!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team... -YO!!
Call us on the double!
Listen Obi-wan, we're the only one hope!
Evil knows whatever they throw!
We're gonna deliver that final blow!
Grabbing a snack, we'll make it up as we go!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Yo!
Cyber Sonic Ninjas in a row!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Let's... Go!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team WHOA!
Cyber Sonic is nowhere near slow!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team!-
Reeeady... Set, --YO!!
Episode 1
“Ninja Team Let’s Yo!”
THEME SONG
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Go!
Cyber Sonic Ninjas you will know!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Let's... YO!!
When your hope is really, really low!
No need to worry, we're not gonna go!
Fighting back, grabbing a snack, this you should already know!
Evil's gonna get kicked back and cry "Uh-Oh!"
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Go!
Cyber Sonic Ninjas is how we roll!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team... -YO!!
Call us on the double!
Listen Obi-wan, we're the only one hope!
Evil knows whatever they throw!
We're gonna deliver that final blow!
Grabbing a snack, we'll make it up as we go!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Yo!
Cyber Sonic Ninjas in a row!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team Let's... Go!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team WHOA!
Cyber Sonic is nowhere near slow!
Cyber Sonic Ninja Team!-
Reeeady... Set, --YO!!
“It’s another peaceful day in the Non-Tokyo, Tokyo city. Children playing, people dancing, going to work, yadda, yadda, yadda… WHAT THE BLEEP IS THAT???” cried the News-Anchor in an over-the-top kind of tone, as a cheap looking, silver flying saucer descends upon the futuristic city.
Soon after, the saucer begins to fire its laser cannons mounted on the bottom of the ship. Beams of green light blaze across the city, striking a far off building with the words “DIZNEE” in bold, yellow letters upon the front. Crowds cheered only to flee in terror as a giant, robotic Mouse came stomping through the rubble.
The saucer continues to hover watching for what the Robotic Mouse will do as it continues rampaging through the city, crashing down buildings and then pulls out this giant, silver, Keyblade. Wielding it wildly the giant Robot starts to build up speed as it dashes for the Alien craft. It fires its laser cannons rapidly.
Suddenly the Mouse fires sparkles at the Alien craft and watches it shake, rattle and roll through the air before landing upon this small, green, turtle shaped pizzeria. A few moments later the Robotic Mouse soon towered over the damaged ship, lying in rubble. The hatch at the top all of the sudden burst open, revealing two Penguins in gold, jumpsuits with TV remotes in hand whacking each other over and over, shouting at one another.
“WHY’D YOU NOT FIRE AT THE EYES!?” exclaimed the first Penguin who had a red mark on its forehead, whacking the second Penguin in the head. It had a blue mark on its forehead.
“Stop doing that Red--that tickles!” cried the second Penguin whacking Red with his Wiimote, then his eyes soon bulged as he shouted: “I HATE TICKLING!!!!”
“TONY, YOU LITTLE!” screeched Red as he grasped Tony’s throat, trying to strangle him and turning red from the strain, never realizing the metal collar kept him away from his goal. Tony just stood there with his flippers crossed, smirking at his disgruntled friend.
But then the shadow of the Giant, Robot Mouse loomed over the small, Penguins who jolted and looked up at the towering machine. Its eyes glow a bright, red while showing a smile of razor-sharp, metal teeth. Slowly the Mechanical giant rose its right arm up, getting ready to smash the two creatures, down below into dust….
Then static and finally total blackness-
“OI it twas gettin’ to the best part!” complained a small, skinny person boy, dressed in a yellow T, with baggy, bellbottom jeans and a red, Mohawk. Jumping up onto the couch, bouncing up and down, then back-flipping behind the couch and peeking up, “Bring it back-back-ba-ba-ba-ba-BACK!!”
“No Bob, no more TV for tonight. You need your Spiritual rest, your Inner Hyperself is showing again,” spoke a much calm, but still skinning looking boy with spiky, brown hair and blue eyes. He wore a red hoody with black, kaki pants with his hands tucked into his pockets after tossing the remote in the remote bin over on the far side of the room.
“Awww…fine Dan, but I get two-TWO-Twwwooo hours tomorrow,” Bob replied as he hopped away out of the round, orange, brick living room; Which didn’t have a lot except for the Plasma screen TV, an Xbox 360, PS3, multiple remotes in the remote bin, two chairs and a couch made of leather.
Dan slowly headed into the next room and heard Bob slam his door after entering his room. He shook his head then another voice caught his attention.
“Ish dat za 300th or 400th time he’za done dat?” said a much more Asian voice, attempting to speak English. Dan looked over to his right to see Yuuji standing next to the blue and yellow, heavy-bag, practicing his techniques. He continued jumping up into the air, doing really fast and random hand movements, swiftly striking the target over and over until landing feet first on the ground. Yuuji had on green, karate pants and white tank with a green and red bandanna around his head, which read: “Son of the Sun”.
“Five hundredth time I think, where’s Mitch anyways…”
KABOOM!!
A loud explosion was heard in the lower, dungeon area of the hidden, secret, Ninja Team Base. Quickly Dan, Yuuji and Bob with toothbrush in his mouth rushed down stairs only to walk into a cloud of smoke.
“M-TCHHH!??” cried Bob trying to talk while still brushing his teeth.
“Mitchu!” shouted Yuuji right after; Dan on the other hand flipped a switch on the side panel to the left of them, activating the ventilation systems, soaking up all the smoke to reveal car parts, burning pieces of debris and glowing, sharps of glass.
“You tried merging the cyber sonic transfer gear with the motor again huh?” Dan asked though he saw it coming, at least one of these days, guess it was sooner then he thought.
“Nuuuupe, I found the bomb that my Ex-Girlfriend planted three weeks ago, I just found the email a minute ago and the cyber juicer got caught in the explosion,” Mitch replied with a smile from ear-to-ear and a sweat drop rolling down the side of his temple, then quickly blinking twice as he fixed his glasses, and ran his fingers through his slick, black hair. Mitch wore black overalls with a blue bow-tie and cufflinks.
“Ah, we-uhh… see, hai guys? Ne?” questioned Yuuji as he tried to ease things back into a calmer mood.
= = =
Somewhere, no here, but somewhere in the middle of the space and anti-space a large, gold, crab-like ship approaches this tear in time and space, revealing the planet earth. It creeps up towards the opening only to bong right into some invisible wall, and raises one of its claws to rub the top of its head, which is the outside of the bridge.
“Who the bloody hell puts these damn things in here?” cursed Chumlock, a burly fellow, clad in black robes with form-fitting, red and gold armor, that was shaped in a flame design. Quickly he hit the O button the PS3 controller to reverse the ship and then pressed the X button to try going through again. This time the whole ship shook violently, knocking everyone and everything upside down.
At the back the large, oval, teal colored door whooshed open with this floating, green glowing alien, black, bulging-eyed alien head, came gliding in threw the air. “Again with the invisible walls eh, Chumlock?”
“Yes!” hissed the burly warrior as he adjusted his Flame-like crown, “They foil my advances again… but-I will never-EVER-ever-EVER give up!!!” And with that Chumlock began hammering down the X button, ramming the ship into the invisible wall over and over again!
“It’s not going to work like that, why don’t you-?”
“NOT ANOTHER…word… yess…!”
The doors slowly crept open and this two-foot, little girl with purple, pig-tails and dressed in a blue gown, slides across the floor. “What’s with all the racket?” she squeaked and quickly hopped up onto this floating, silver disk. There she sat and pulled out a small, brown teddy bear and cuddled it.
“These…HUMANS have an invisible wall..!! ARGH!!!” shouted Chumlock continuing to smash into it more and more, leaving a large bump on the crab-ship’s topside, which it continued to rub, hoping the swelling would go down. No such luck.
“Just go around it and in through the back,” stated little girl with a yawn, and then she snuggled up with her teddy bear as the silver, floating disk became a large, silver oval-ish table for her to lie on.
It took a minute and even a few blinks but Chumlock then moved the thumb-stick on the controller, flying the ship around to the back of the portal which had blinking, neon-yellow letters saying: “ENTER HERE, OTHER SIDE UNDER CONSTRUCTION”.
“Yes, now to beat these fiends for putting up an invisible wall in the first place! They’ll soon fear the Crabby Space Empire!” shouted Chumlock with glee as hit the nitro button, sending the Crab Ship into our space finally.
= = = =
Later that month, Dan, Mitch, Bob and Yuuji sat around the oak, diamond-shaped dinner table waiting for lunch to arrive. Dan sat there with his hands clasped together, his fingers in an odd configuration. He was meditating, holding back his hunger.
Yuuji just continued to toss his steak knife into the table. It was his way of passing the time while practicing his knife throwing skills as he would say.
Mitch continued tinkering with a small, round, mechanical orb that he picked up on the last mission to Area 51. “Those Grey little fellas were really generous to give me such a unique device, but this countdown I don’t understand what it could mean… At least I think it’s a count down,” stated Mitch as he cocked an eyebrow up and continued to probe the device with his scanner-all in one-screwdriver with laser drill.
Bob, Bob just sat there, twiddling his thumbs while watching the TV from the distance, until suddenly the doorbell rung, in the tune of the “Sonic the Hedge Hog theme.” Bob though looking as if entertained by the TV was the first to jump out of his seat and dart through three hallways, two flights of stares and one horse-and-sleigh ride to the main door, which was no more then a high-security, blue, metallic, pad-lock, re-enforced titanium door. Quickly he unlocked everything, punched in his high-school locker code, the only one he could ever remember and finally opened the bloody thing. He handed over a few bills and took the pizza but before he could close the door, the pizza-guy spoke.
“Hey, you guys know ninja?”
“Huh? What-wha-wha-what makes you think that?” Bob questioned raising both eye brows, one at a time, repeatedly until the delivery guy replied. Then he noticed and guy pointing to something; he stretched his head out to look at the sign on the left hand side, which was written in neon-blue: “Ninja Team Base.”
“MITCH—has gotta fix that… any-any-anyways… why would you want to know ninja?” asked Bob curiously as he looked over the pizza guy, who was Turtle, wearing a red jacket with the “Turtle Pizzeria” logo on his shoulders, front and back.
= = = =
Seconds later Bob came back with the pizza in hand, pulling a slice from his mouth he started to speak: “You guys won’t believe this, b-b-but a turtle-ha ha-wanted to know ninja!” Then as he looked at his three comrades, they all sat there on the edge of their seats, going all shifty eyed against one another, holding their forks and knives at the ready.
“Might as w-w-w-well…Super Ninja Powers! Pizza Tossing Mighty Thrust!” he shouted throwing the pizza box into the air; Dan, Mitch and Yuuji all watched the box before going into a specific ninja pose.
“Super Ninja Powers! Leader Grab-first-slice go!” Dan cried and disappeared in a puff of smoke then reappeared in his chair munching down his slice.
“Super Ninja Powers! Brilliant, plan of action-slice go!” Mitch yelled doing a back flip in the air, then disappearing and reappearing in a puff of smoke with his slice.
“Supaa! Ninja Powwaz! Shuriken Stu-eee-al go!” Yuuji shouted and threw a small, green, shuriken that stabbed into a slice and it flew back to him, where he caught it with his teeth and proceeded to munch it down.
Bob just took waddled over and took his seat to enjoy the rest of his slice, none of the really cared about the alarm that suddenly went off, playing their theme song until all were done their pizzas.
“Should we really answer that?” asked Bob hoping for Dan to let them take the day off.
“No, Bobu-kun, we musto fighto!” quickly replied Yuuji standing on the table now, pointing his fingers towards the long, dark, tunnel behind Dan.
Dan then finished his drink and looked back at the tunnel for a moment, then turned back to Yuuji, “After the commercial break.”
= = = =
SLUSHO – CLOVERFIELD – LUCA$! *commercial*
= = = =
“WHO’S-who’s-WHO’S going first?? HMM, HMM, HMM?” questioned Bob as he darted all over and around the other three. Then out of the blue Bob is smacked into the air first and sucked into the darkness.
“Nice,” said Dan then he hopped in, followed by Mitch and Yuuji.
= = = =
Chumlock, the little girl and the floating head walked through the streets as cars randomly exploded and skeleton-esque henchmen popped out of the flames, attacking random people on the streets. Quickly the little girl skipped along then tossed the teddy bear into the air, allowing it to grow larger to at least 60 stories high.
“Great… now we’ll show them how it’s like to be blocked by something very huge! This time it’s not invisible!! MUAHAHAHA!” barked Chumlock as he waves his broadsword around above his head, sending waves of fire everywhere! More explosions erupted, sending cars, birds, trees, squirrels an even the mailboxes all around, and exploding into sparks.
“You really don’t get out much do you, Chumlock, eh?” the floating head chuckled, only to finally shut his yap as Chumlock brought his weapon towards the head.
“Enough, Marvokk, now… Destroy everything. I want nothing left, for they have blocked me with an invisible wall!!!”
= = = =
Meanwhile the Four Unlikely Heroes found them selves flying through glowing, tunnels filled with clear cyber-circuits, and lights. Each of them was in their own personally lit, tunnel.
The computer soon spoke as they tapped their wrist-watches: “Ninja Transformation is…”
“YO!!” they all shouted.
Dan quickly took a heroic pose with his right arm out to the side and his left to his side, fist clenched while his right hand remained open. With lightning speed the Sonic, lasers fired around all around, striking his body. They formed a black jumpsuit with dark red, rings around his forearms, lower legs, a belt which had a silver octagon buckle and his face was soon covered with a black mask, that had an oval opening around the eyes, which were now red, that had “Cyber Sonic Ninja Team” circling around the iris.
Mitch took off his glasses and tossed them away to have them come back as a beam of black light that forms his suit with white rings on his forearms, lower legs, belt with a silver octagon buckle and mask. His eyes too were all black with “Cyber Sonic Ninja Team” circling the iris in white.
Bob just stood there holding his hand up in ‘devil horns’ fashion, bombing his head with his head-phones on, which light came bursting out of his iPod, covering him in a black suit, with yellow rings on the forearms, and lower legs. His belt was yellow with the same buckle as the other two, and his eyes were now yellow, circling the same words in iris.
Yuuji jumped up into the air, did a whole matrix spin, glowing green and his suit was form. You know the rest.
Quickly they all appeared in the same tunnel flying off towards the fight with the computer speaking: “Cyber Sonic Ninja Team is…”
“YO!!!!”
To Be Continued…
*Cheesy Ninja Tune*
*Cheesy Ninja Tune*
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