Crap that's been done to Ryotaro

[Sakurai]

We did this with Tendou's Grandma saying, so why not Ryotaro?

Name all the bad stuff that's gone down with Ryotaro in the first 17 episodes.

I know it's over one-hundred.

I'll start with the first.

Flies bike into tree in opening minutes of Episode 1

 

[Solid Snake]

Bangs his head on the table while trying to apologize to someone. (cant remeber which episode)

 

[Igadevil]

Off the top of my head:

Beaten up. (1)

Peed on by a dog. (2)

Knocked down a flight of stairs (3, 7)

Nearly arrested (3)

Had a truckload of boxes fall on him (5)

Knocked down a hill. (8)

Hit on the head with a lot of balls. (8)

Nearly run over. (8)

Held hostage (7, 15-16)

Attacked by a Karate school (9)

Trampled by little girls (11)

Shot in the head and dumped in a river. (8 or 9. What, you don't remember that scene? He got better.)

Airi. (many episodes)

 

[Dogbot]

Having to put up with chances of killing some one, hitting on his own sister and death while being possessed by the imagin.

 

[Sho-saka]

Hmm...

Rendered unconcious, while Ryutaros goes out on bird-watching or whatever in the park.