I would be too. He has the power to completely ruin TV using nothing but two drumsticks and some CDs.
Anyways.... That's not what would happen. Blade would've taken those sticks away in the first two seconds of the fight and the pictures would be of Kenzaki giving Hibiki the drum solo from "Grind Bastard."
One of my favorite toy strip has to be the one with Leangle upside-down rolling by in a shopping cart between Blade and Chalice. Which was inspired by Leangle's premiere scene. Too bad I don't have the pic saved. I still have the Tanoyo goodbye flash which displayed that image, though.